Kohaku
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Signed Up August 15, 2012
Last Posted September 7, 2014 at 11:20 PM
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#136 meatshot 8) vol. 5 in TF2 General Discussion

As I, lp "Elite Pimp" kane, the originator of the term meatshot I get that question a lot but lucky for you I'm here to settle this debate once and for all.

What's a meatshot?:

Getting caught admittedly sneaking a bitcoin miner into your video game league's cheat client. DATS A MEATSHOT

Forfeiting the right to call the league you own fair and generally tossing all of your credibility into the flaming dumpster you were born in. DATS A MEATSHOT

Later be revealed to have snuck a trojan into the client as well, having had full access to your userbase's thousands of computers at any time. DATS A MEATSHOT

Getting you and your scapegoat sued by the state of New Jersey. DATS A MEATSHOT

Paying back your bitcoin money by sticking it in the prize pot and paying a $350k settlement instead of buying another private jet. DATS A MEATSHOT

Denying all allegations and begging your users to stay. DATS A MEATSHOT

Having all of your dipshit users, including TF2, stay anyway. DATS A MEATSHOT

HAHA MEATSHOT 8) HAHA MEATSHOT 8) HAHA MEATSHOT 8) HAHA MEATSHOT 8) HAHA MEATSHOT 8) HAHA MEATSHOT 8) HAHA MEATSHOT 8) HAHA MEATSHOT 8) HAHA MEATSHOT 8) HAHA MEATSHOT 8) HAHA MEATSHOT 8) HAHA MEATSHOT 8)

DATS A MEATSHOT.

Any questions? #meatshot

posted about 10 years ago
#61 meatshot 8) vol. 5 in TF2 General Discussion

I know this community has had difficulties with this issue in the past, so I have created a simple tutorial this time for your perusal.

http://i.imgur.com/YX0l0EA.png

Alternatively, open up your registry and ctrl+f all entries for ESEA. Seriously.

posted about 10 years ago
#20 Quake in Other Games

http://www.quakelive.com/#!profile/summary/magicalkohaku

Give me an add. I'm not that great either, but hey the more potential duel partners the better.

posted about 10 years ago
#15 NEW GRIPS in Off Topic

YEAH WE CAME TO BLOW YOUR SYS-TUM
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN
KILL IT OR DIE
BRAGGIN ABOUT HOW YOU HAD IT ALL DIALED W̻̅E̶͈L̔́L͍͔͘ ̛͎̗̝͎͉͖̮̂̂W̻͓̍ͥͩ̓H̒̑ͪͯ̓̐҉͚̹̩̭̬̯̙A͓͊̌̽ͤͥ̉T̠͍̺̤ͪͮ̏ͮ͋ͅ'̖̮̰͓̭͔̤̔͂̏̊͘S͓̠͞ ͤ̓ͨ҉͎̫̜̥͍U̪͎̇̈́̈P͙ͫͫ̈́̅̔ ̛̤̦̣ͨͮ̽ͤ̍ͣN̜̱̆ͪ͞O̫̣̔̀W͕͕ͩ̃ͤ̚̕ W̧̠͚͕̜̘̪͖̬̒̍ͮ͑͘͜Hͥͭ͏̡̫̮̺͚͇̙͙͍E̩͚̺̼͈̤͛ͬ͋̍͋N̷̡̧͎̭̮̺͙̺̦̭̏͋̉̏̎͒ͪ ̢̧̢͖ͫ̾ͧ͒ͥ̅Ỵ̸̈͊͌́͒ͤ͞Ò̱̳̻̱ͬ̽͗͒ͮ͊̀̂̕Ȕ͈͞R̨͗ͦ͛̿ͯ̔͏̶̯͍̱̣ ̵͔̙̥̼̰̖̹̬̓̆ͥ̒ͦͪ͒̚Sͥͨ͏̲̠H̨̘̘̞̫͉͉̉̓̈̍͡͠Î͎͈̱̻̒ͣͦ̊̈́̆ͪ̃͟͞Ṭ̸̨̼̼͎̠̣͊͋̋̍̆̈́̆̀ͅ ̶ͨͣ͋ͯͤ҉̩̺̝̖I̩̘̦͇ͯ͐̅͑ͬ̓̚S̶̛͇̤͈̗̎̅̇͟

A̅̎͑͗͂̉̂̚҉̨̯̦͓̭̱̼̟̲̜̼̟A̷̵̼̗̳̦̗̖̤̭ͯ̂̊̇ͥ̓A̸̛̪̗̻͈̤̣̖̫̻̭̬̳͖͖̪̣͕̩̅̓́̍̒̑͂ͦ͂͌̆̓ͦ́̚͞A̴̡̢̢̭͍̤̳̘̘̣͍̰̝̖͍̟̣̹̞̱͊̄̋ͣͫ̾ͧ̍͐͑ͨͬ͘ͅA̗̰͚̭͕̺̝̦̤̝̬̙̳͌ͧͤͪͤ͑ͤ̚̕͟͞A̋̇̓͛̒͗̉͗̽̆ͤ̑̀̔͂̅ͦ̚҉̧̼̗̻͖̻͇͓̹͙͇̫̥̳͖̼̙ͅÄ̸̢̰̖͍͔̫̼͉̯̩̫̩͇̭̹͔̜́ͤ̎ͥ̇̊͒͆͜A̡̺͔͙̟̥͕͍̱͉̬̣͈ͤ̄̅̈́͌̽̓ͥͬ̀̀A̸̭͙̙̞͎͔͇̥͓͕̞̭̜͔̙̱ͥ̄͋̾̕I̢̱͕̲͆̌̓̆ͧͤ̓̑́̉̀͘͜Í̸̥̻̘͔̥͎̩̭̹̠͓̓͂̾͌̕ͅÌ̶̸̛̘͕̩̰̮̗̺͍̼̻͙̭̩̣͇͙͎̗̎̐͊͆͋̍̾̊ͯͭ̀ͦ͗ͩͥI̼̬͈̮̙̖͍̖̤ͩ͑̋̑̋ͥ̉ͫ̏͟Ï̡͍̲̳̪̼̙͂ͩ̋͗ͧ͒͐̓ͮ͂̃̀̈́͌ͬ͛ͯ͢Ȉ̴̱̲̥͖̒ͯ́̔̇ͮ̕͟Ĩ̵̴̢̛̻͓̟͓͇̺̥̱̭̼̖̻̣͕͍̾̍̇ͫ̍̒̽̾̔́͂́̌̚Į̸̶̧͖̤̗̫̼̣͙͖̻̹͐̉̌̂͑̓͑ͦ̎̉̇́ͫI̛͓̱͓̳͓̫̼͓̫͈̙͎̟͖̖͛̒̈́ͮ͐͗̊̈́̑̃̌̓̈́͡I͊̔ͯ̊͏̸̨̱̫͙͎͍͕͖͖̺̬͇͎̞̝̲̹̰͢ͅĮ̝̯̘̓ͭ̓̓ͤ̂̉͋ͨ̄ͦ̈̿ͪ̐̎͌ͫ̀̕Ḭ̭̹̬͖̫͔͉̄̃ͮ̅̈̅͐̓͆͗͌̿́̕I̢̼͉͖͆ͥ͗̿̀͑̂ͬ͗̽̊̃͆ͩ̏͗̍̆̚Į̨̧͇̙̼̺̲͚̮̈́̋̑͑̃̒͐̂̆ͣͅI̷̢̻̰̤͉̼̯͕̤̝̳̗̳̞̪͓̙͕̦̊ͪ͐́͜I̴̴̽ͪ͒ͩ̈̈́̅̓̾͛͛̚͝͞҉̳̹̭̱̭͈̠̼͖͙̖̰̩̻̩͕Ī̸̸̢͈̹̙̠̳̳̺̯͕̙̖̘̰̬̳̻͆̇̈̒͑̅ͤ̄͂̑ͧͬ͗ͦ̚͜͞I̷̸̢̧̦̙̘̠ͯ́̏̏́I͒͌ͯ̒̂̐ͭ̐̇͗̒̒̑̿̽̌ͫ̊҉̕͞͏̼̯͉̰̠͕͉̻̪̙͔͜ͅI̝̻̰͇̲̦ͤ̌̋̈ͬ͒̓͋͒͐ͧ̌͒ͦ͆̀́̀͞I̴̧͍̗̼̜̞̹̻̺̻̭͇̱͉͚̭ͧ̾̎̈́͛͑ͫͫͅI̴̛ͫ͛̿̄ͯͣͯ̈ͫ̉̋͋ͤ̈́̀͢͏̟̻̹̩̩̤̳̺͔̫̫͎̮̖̣͎̩̻Ị̴̴̧͚͇͔̺͉̹̘̜͕̭̭̘͍̱̲̤̻̍ͨ̄͛̑̿ͩ̑ͤ͝͝I̲̠͙͉̺͂̆̔ͨ̈͗̚͟͟͢Ȉ̢̺̹̹̲̮͇͇̮͎̹̿̈ͫ̓͟͡I͕̱̯̘̮ͪ̑͆ͮ̓ͪ̿ͩ̇̏ͪ̑ͩ͌̒́̚̚͘ͅI̱̜͉͉̰̩̭̥̥̰̥͎͙̻͎̞̍̆ͪ̎͌̓̍̒ͫͨͪͩ̉̈́ͣ͊͘͢ͅͅ

posted about 10 years ago
#31 Can't help myself... in Off Topic
Not_MatlockEvery time I see a +1 on someone's post I just assume that they +fragged themselves.

I bet you're the kind of shithead who -frags yourself when you only get a single +frag after a few hours so it makes it look like you didn't +frag yourself, and so that if you get any other +frags you can +frag yourself again so you get +2 out of it.

Welcome to the new meta.

posted about 10 years ago
#5 Absurd books? in Off Topic

http://i.imgur.com/rBtqYhF.jpg

posted about 10 years ago
#246 insom in TF2 General Discussion
gr8stalinanecdote about gatmasta

I want to clarify because I was mentioned here that this is wrong because this gatmasta guy, who briefly played for pre-x6 THPS, posted a scoreboard screenshot of himself on FA but forgot to turn off his mathacks when he did it like a dumbass, and admitted to using them. I was never okay with it when people started playing with him again.

That said, I just hope London's money crew doesn't get too much flak for this, they're cool people. While insom made a pretty dumb fuckin decision with impeccably bad timing but I think it's pretty clear he doesn't hack in TF2 and this, unlike some of those other cases, deserves to be forgotten about.

posted about 10 years ago
#48 Awkward conversations you've been a part of in Off Topic

Probably that one time I was talking to one of my friends and I found out that one another one of my old friends does CP distribution, was about to get married and will probably have kids of his own.

I don't know if he still does it, and I still don't really know what to do about it.

posted about 10 years ago
#12 autism in Off Topic
conductorhey guys i was on danbooru earlier and they have a cumdrip tag and a cumdrip onto panties tag but they are often used in tandem or incorrectly and I really don't see the point of having both when nobody can even be bothered to tag their images correctly, I can't be the only one out there who thinks that the tag system on the site is running rampant

You gotta search the good tags man.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=banana_in_ear

posted about 10 years ago
#178 sp00ky mge alts unmasked in TF2 General Discussion

Thank you TF2 community for not being boring for a few days. Thank you so much.

posted about 10 years ago
#26 sp00ky mge alts unmasked in TF2 General Discussion

http://sizzlingstats.com/stats/68315

Lansky's alts playing with and against themselves!? Will we ever solve the mystery? Have they finally achieved sentience!?

posted about 10 years ago
#16 sp00ky mge alts unmasked in TF2 General Discussion

http://i.xomf.com/rhspd.jpg

posted about 10 years ago
#7 sp00ky mge alts unmasked in TF2 General Discussion

Nate Rivers has good taste in alt avatars, at least.

posted about 10 years ago
#5 Tseini - Accuracy TF2 Fragmovie in TF2 General Discussion

...Oh. Well then. Nice spree, by the way.

Still, you basically used the same jump cuts he did except the one you added in on the point. That's all I wanted to point out, there.

posted about 10 years ago
#3 Tseini - Accuracy TF2 Fragmovie in TF2 General Discussion

Pretty bad. Those blurred edges that obscured the killfeed were pretty obnoxious, the sniper scope transition thing was goofy as hell, and I've one of those sniper clips edited in an identical way before in another video.

posted about 10 years ago
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