Acesir is a man of few words and very humble, which makes his massive girth come as quite a shock when you first begin to scrim with him. Not to shy away from his impressive scout play, of which i know nothing about, he also plays up to 6 hours a night with a variety of skilled teams. Ranging from upper low/mid open to middle upper mid/low open he has a fantastic ability to not only back-up for a team, but even take a starting position. His calls may or may not be good, in addition to his movement being either superb or terrible.

This scout will make or break your team.
I'm not sure which

Verdict: ?

CHANGE MEDIC LIMIT TO 0
MAKE MEDIC A COMBAT CLASS
NO MORE STALEMATES IN TF2
METAGAME SHIFTS
DEEP STRATEGY
ESEA SEASON 15
COMING SOON

Haunter, dl, Fragga

ive personally played gliss in quakeworld and he consistently beats the shit out of me.

pick him up asap!!!!

Munch as a person is terrible and I would never have recommended you to put him on your team much less feed him scraps on the street.

Munch as a dog, on the other hand, embodies all the qualities needed to be a Westminster champion. He has a strict diet of only essential & natural nutrients to guarantee that shiny yet not-greased coat you expect from a pedigree dog. He has a number of talents which can be used to enhance team atmosphere such as "Fetch" where he will return an item thrown (must be of specific dimensions, see 'Owners Manual'). "Roll over" will cause him to begin fragging the entire opposing team, "Come" (very messy), and of course "Speak". His attitude is very friendly and has been tested with a variety of other animal species but is not limited to cats, reptiles, birds, & dragons. Combined with the loyalty of a dog and his natural intellectual capabilities he'll be following orders to a T in no time.

Verdict: You won't find mutts like this at the pound.

absolutely, and thank you.

Waffleb is a player who not only understands the core of all team fortress two strategy (killing other players and capping points) but one of the few players who can stand up to intense scrutiny as a utility class main. She has unrivaled pyro skills which have been hard fought for over hours of flick-reflecting, flame-leading (also known as the BBQ special), and effective power-jacking. Much like waffles can be covered in maple syrup, butter, coated in chocolate, topped with fruits, or even used as a mask, Waffleb is versatile in every aspect of her gameplay (also tastes delicious coated in aforementioned toppings). While you're stuck awake at night wondering where you're going to find that star player to carry your sorry ass into invite, she's sitting dormant in an ammomod server literally shattering people's dreams with airshots so magnificent they leave you breathless. Being in mumble with waffle is a delight, with a laugh so delicate you'll feel your nutbladder quiver with each giggle.

WARNING: Continued nutbladder vibrations should be reported to your doctor as this could indicate severe complications with the testis and should be considered life-threatening.

Player verdict: kick off that one guy on your team everyone secretly hates and pick up waffle

Great medic. Knows not only how to use uber, but is also on top of current metagame shifts such as the Overdose, Kritzkreig, and Quick-fix. His dedication to the game even extends to his online alias, notice the "sandvich" portion of his name, mimicking the much-loved heavy item! (I missed this at first as well) Although I can not agree with his decision to eat pork, any team non-kosher enough to do so would do well with this exceptional medic on their team. Does best with players who own cellular phones, as his calls are exceptional and low-rate.

Player verdict: #Pickup

Khaki is a player who through consistent and time-tested training methods (weighted mouse-flicking, hot coal application to forearms, constant anal tightening, multiple bind-spamming practice, eating raw meat) has proven he can openly contest even some of the best scouts in the game. If you thought about picking up a player with considerably more experience over Khaki, you'd probably realize that you were also a total fucking tool. Get him into a server, and just try and frag him. You can't do it. Anyone who can tame this wild beast will no doubt find themselves simply flying to the upper echelons of TF2. In-game this man goes from mild-mannered to balls-out disgustingly good, and the fact that he currently doesn't have a team absolutely disgusts me. I'm going to go throw up now

Among every player in the TF2 community, SMB stands out as the person to use xD the most unironically in every post. If this is any indication about the mindset of the kind of player he is I'd say picking him up on scout would be the one thing I would do after looking at his thread. Just look at his stats for the proof. His death matching ability on other scouts is by far his high point, with an outstanding 1,258 scout kills to date (and counting). The accent is a great addition to any mumble atmosphere, in the same tier as "guy who holds down the mic to sneeze" and "person with a fan on all the time".
Give him a try-out ASAP.

UGC has long been a league of highly skilled Team Fortress 2 but User_ wants to take his style to the next level. With over 4 seasons of UGC under his belt and living in the best timezone around, you can be sure his soldier skills will be unmatched with even the grittiest of the competition. Although I've seen him do dumb things like wear provocative clothing late at night around me, with some time (like a fruit) he will ripen to full juiciness before you eventually devour him.

add him and pick him up

I was going to talk about why you should pick up conductor but the images are crashing my browser so avoid him at all cost (probably trying to hack your steam with trojan pics)

Someone with as much heart, courage, and perseverance as jermang should not have to bump his own looking thread. His skills speak for themselves in the form of incredibly high medic picks as scout recorded in competitive matches. If TF2 had an elo rating system, he would be a very high elo player. I'd ask anyone looking to pick him up to spend a few hours watching some of his abundant match VODs (add him for the links) and determine for yourself why you aren't picking up the best scout to break into ESEA in centuries.

I'm quite unsure of why this glorious and semi-decorated player has such a low "Frags" rating. xb is an up and coming scout with an "Up-n-at-em" attitude that I'd say is more valuable in a team member than what race/sex he is or how much money he has.

Highly recommended and please post your twitter handle so i may watch you retweet this looking post after i tweet it

I've played a multitude of seasons together with OCD and I can assure any potential recruiters that this man/woman is literally one of a kind in terms of game sense. He almost mind-reads the opposing players and will bomb at only exact moments, boasting higher DPM of any roamer in his league.

Grab him/her while s/he's hot, boys.