Squad Silverback: crab
Alpha Ape: bm
Beta Bonobo: oblivion
Cantankerous Capuchin: zuchima
Sought-After Female: alto
Roamer: Dongus

we lose to dw12 and midnight society since those teams have real human beans with brains (carcin + wish)

yeah that was my warmup music before i beat him, how did you know?

objectively false if he lost to a pyro main playing scout on an osu tablet

since my team subbed spu in my absence and i'm PISSED i'll tell you the secret of the black_swordsman

i'm actually just bait to convince the brainlet open players that they can push since the med is down but then they run into our pyros and get meatgrindered and it hasn't failed yet like even a steel player knows taking an uber into a pyro is a bad idea and you boosted bonobos pay money to take an uber into TWO of them

wrong continent bud

if everyone blocked akemi after he deleted them for no reason he'd slowly be exiled from the tf2 community

http://imgur.com/pCtVESb

What a great looking group of gamers.

kev2019: lol do you see these fags on the fourms, one day im gonna spoonfeed my ass hairs to these open retards

Alias: Alto
Steam URL: http://steamcommunity.com/id/draltoady/
ESEA URL: https://play.esea.net/users/833351
Classes (in order): Medic > Demo > Soldier/Scout
Current level: plat on medic, might be playing demo in (very low) gold this season. probably silver on scout/soldier. no real notable 6s experience.
Scrim schedule: I should be good to scrim every night when I'm not doing HL, which is my preference.
Can I pay fees?: Yes
Comments: As stated above, I don't have any real 6s experience and HL is my priority

I wouldn't want to play med anywhere below the very top of open, but I'd be fine with playing other classes pretty much anywhere so long as the scrim schedules are right.

I'm really hyped for vanguard this week. I don't know if it's the 5cp HL has needed these past few seasons, but fubar and I put a lot of thought into it, so even if it fails I think it's a step in the right direction.

PLAT

estevez vs. qaK
vanguard is called vanguard a reason, you don't get anything done by playing super passive. 5-0, train's and sigh are gonna nut and qaK won't have any answers. Even if timeless goes off, it's only gonna get qaK mid and not much else.

alec vs. bp
5-0

cK vs. 92
92 apparently shows a lot of promise except against us? with cK not having corsa I think they can take some rounds. 5-2/3

DOOR vs. m|M
been waiting all season for this goddamn

Bv vs. PINGPONG
going into last week I was thinking this would be a good matchup, but pingpong's loss to moment means Bv should have this pretty easy. 5-1

moment vs. ww
moment finishing 4-4 with a bye, ffw, and wins over pingpong and ww is kinda when they didn't play estevez, cK, or alec is

not right

NA GOLD
Tension vs. nb
Should be a great match, and I'll be rooting for nb, but I don't think xig is enough firepower to take out tension, especially on vanguard. We're scrimming Tension this week so my opinion might change, but tension is a competent enough team to prevent xig from doing anything ridiculous on 2nd or last. 5-4/3

Pwnage vs. kanye
Pwnage should be a lot better at walking forward than the diggas are, 5-1.

p2w vs. G>>M
p2w shouldn't have too much trouble here, I don't think. 5-1/2

IFA vs. .poop

5-0

cNd vs. swak
so long as odb can neutralize br0nze, they should be able to take this. 5-3

SFLQ vs. WCW
WCW didn't cap first off of 7 in either half, I think mae and voll could 2v9 this and still probably win

7! vs. wu^
wu^ might score a round or two, but 7! is just a better team. 5-1

GN vs. RiFF
5-0, if they even show up

Catface is taking a break from comp, so for this week we're moving zuchima to scout and having Percy sub in on pyro. Afterwards, we'll put zuchi back on pyro and have lehcs on scout.

Also, as far as estevez goes, pellovley is sheen, not invader >:(

Really good writeup, although I'm doubting m|M giving up any rounds to ww, if at all. They switched uber onto demo and cole on to med in the second half that they won against us as well, so that's a possible move for them going forward.

Also, once again, if Secret Team actually has 7 mains at match time I'll be shocked.

i'm in boys
I'M IN

+great attitude
+My Friend
+finally has a computer
+extremely dedicated
+/-meme
-engi main
-has to get carried in 4s
-smh