team of kids still in high school who will go 4-12 despite playing comp tf2 for like 3 yrs. also will yell shitty memes over mic. somehow have egos despite never doing well in any comp setting ever. type of ppl who will post backup experience in their lfts

you will never be a real girl

Dearest Anne,
My entire life, I've been half a man. Not in stature, nor confidence, certainly not in reputation. But, you see, even though my heart has pumped blood for now almost 20 years, it has done so as only half a heart. The moment I first saw you was not a choir of angels singing, nor butterflies fluttering up in my chest. No, the moment I met you was the tragic moment I realized that my heart, my soul, my being would forever be incomplete without you.
For years, I have strived to mend my incomplete heart. To join it with yours, and find true bliss at your side. Though it may not have seemed so, everything I've done these past years has been to impress you, please you, protect you. I knew early on it was a futile effort. I'm not stupid. The entire world may be mad, but that doesn't nullify the laws of reality. One law being that you are, and always will be, too good for a poor loser such as myself. But even though I know I can never truly win your love, I can never stop trying. Does the sun stop rising when the clouds blot it out? No, like me, it knows its purpose. To illuminate the world so that mortals can witness such beauty as you.
I'm sorry,
Cole.