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Business Academy Aarhus, Denmark
if that doesn't happen Jönköping University, Sweden
if that doesn't happen Czech Technical University in Prague

Predicted it over a year ago :3 Kinda scary how closely

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/2tihi8/wouldnt_it_be_cool_if_this_was_the_main_menu/

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I have 7 passes. Can give out about 5-6. Add me.

All gone in about 5 minutes, lol. Sorry guys.

I was so hoping somebody would use this song in a good frag movie and use the line "clean miss" of the song while missing and airshot: Nice work!

Episodes

So I have this problem. When I launch the game my mouse feels great. It's responsive, easy to flick/track with and overall great. But as I continue gaming it starts feeling draggy, slowing down at certain moments and pretty much impossible to flick with. I think it has a lot to do with me gaming on a laptop having occasional fps drops. I usually hit 200-300 fps no problemo but sometimes, usually when there's a lot of action my fps drops to 100-150 which wouldn't be a problem if it didn't affect my mouse's movement. Is there any way to tell Windows to stop fucking up with my mouse as soon as my laptop starts overheating?

Some info:
Mouse - freshly bought Zowie FK1
directx8 config, pretty much everything disabled,
my laptop (about 2-3 years old)

My siblings and I used to have a special kind of tree in a park which we'd climb and spend countless afternoons on. I haven't been near it for like 10 years, maybe I should pay it a visit again.

Would never play on wifi, connected straight from the router. Rebooted several times over the course of the time, hasn't helped.

These spikes have been getting exponentially annoying over the past few weeks. It's seriously hindering my ability to perform. I've noticed from the net graph that whenever I have this "freeze", my ping jumps up to a 100+ and then drops back down to 30-40. Bad connection settings don't really help.

That one literally got me laughing, props to you man.

Anyhow, I actually deleted the Tony Stark part and came up with this

Thank you as well, kind sir.

I do realise the excessive usage of fancy words might hinder the essay, but I still wanna use a wide range of vocabulary. Since the people reviewing this are gonna be 2 highschool English teachers and a former highschool student, I think bloating the text a tad might make it more appealing and freshening. I don't really believe they assess essays the same way a university teacher does.

Also guys I think you got that Australian part kind of confused. This competition has nothing to do with the Aussies, it's just that my friend got an Aussie linguist to help him correct his essay.

EDIT: It would help me if you guys knew any negative things about Musk 'cause as the301stspartan said I really came of as a huge cocksucker. I still respect the guy but it's hard trying to show him in bad light.

Thank you so much for proof-reading the whole thing, especially at 4 am lol. I'll be sure to get you something if I manage to place top three.

PS: Yeah, articles are one of the largest problems 'cause my language doesn't have any at all.

Yeah, I get that. Thanks.

It's quite similar to my own language. We just use commas more and create super-long sentences whereas an English speaker would rather use a dot and start a new sentence. That might have affected my essay as the first paragraph is essentially 3 sentences.

As to the synonyms, I really tried to research the words' meanings and usage in sentences so that it fits the text well. Although, I'm not a 100% sure with all of them.

Cool, thanks!

Yeah, I did research a lot of those words via the Internet just to sound more educated. I know it's cheesy but it won me the competition last year, our teachers just seem to love strange words. Problem is with structuring the sentences as you said cause they never really taught us how to properly use commas and thus I'm kind of lacking in that regard.

Gonna drop the last paragraph as well as you said. I knew it didn't really fit just when I started writing this I thought it might make a cool ending but that didn't really go as planned.

Any material you could recommend that would help me with the commas and sentence structure?