Besides games where I had shit kills and DPM, or my short stint in IM where I won maybe five rounds over 10 matches, and one time where I killed myself on rollout in a match? Probably the time I mindlessly double tapped G during a pause that occurred during a rollout, and after the pause ended I was taunting during rollout.

In my defense I had no idea that taunts carried through pauses, since moving and shooting obviously don't.

This ain't it, chief.

The handful of times I've played with him he made like 4 calls and dropped top damage every time.

Dude's a monster, but unless he's been more vocal since I last played with him then I'd make sure you have someone else maincalling. Definitely IM capable tho

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I caught this Lavableman guy fucking my girlfriend last week. I’m still pissed about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with big mac sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a mcdonalds grilled artisan chicken in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine. Chill, has good dm thanks.

https://clips.twitch.tv/PiliableCorrectMagpieTwitchRPG

Bump, holidays over so I have time to play again

Bump

From the games I've watched him in I'm impressed this is his first season of ESEA and only his second season of 6s. Real up and comer, if he sticks around I'm sure he'll go far.

We don't deserve Jarlow

Good Scout, chill guy, probably will do just fine on Demo

I find it hard to believe the same Scout I played with in Open that took 24% heals is looking to play Invite on flank!

His results speak for themselves and he's pretty fun to talk to out of game. The amount of hours he dumps into MGE is insane so he can hit the big frag. Mad dedication to this game. Still one of my favorite people I've played with.

He's also a weeb and sends you weird meme videos and requests to watch anime at three in the morning.

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He's so cool you almost forget he's a weeaboo

Half my memories are him singlehandedly destroying teams with three pipes, the other half is him randomly bombing in and dying.

Doubtless a good fit for a mid+ IM team, not afraid to be aggressive while staying alive when it counts, but gosh dang I've never seen a Demo bomb as often as him.

Oh man, Donovin. I know people say on every Soldier's LFT they have good rockets, but this guy has the most awe-inspiring rockets I've ever seen. He'd hit the greatest airshots in the most unexpected time, his jumps got work done. Zero complaints about him in Mumble or attending scrims, I don't think I've heard him tilt. I think he had a noticeable growth over the season, as far as developing his maincalling voice, DM, Ubers, and frags. His jumps were passable but I think he could benefit from practicing them more.

My two complaints are, in matches he would have very polarizing performances: most of the times he'd turn up and drop monster frags and damage, but one or two matches he barely made a splash, and I think that's a mental block issue more than him beefing shots. Also he would also frequently offclass as Spy on Pocket, which is hilarious when it works but annoying when it fails.

I think he'd be an easy fit in a mid-IM team or above. Wonderful teammate, pounder Soldier, 5 ping.