| Account Details | |
|---|---|
| SteamID64 | 76561198045345202 |
| SteamID3 | [U:1:85079474] |
| SteamID32 | STEAM_0:0:42539737 |
| Country | Croatia |
| Signed Up | March 13, 2015 |
| Last Posted | July 3, 2023 at 10:20 AM |
| Posts | 445 (0.1 per day) |
| Game Settings | |
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| In-game Sensitivity | 12 |
| Windows Sensitivity | 7/11 |
| Raw Input | |
DPI |
1600 |
Resolution |
640x480 |
Refresh Rate |
54 |
| Hardware Peripherals | |
|---|---|
| Mouse | Playstation 3 Controller |
| Keyboard | Microsoft Wireless Keyboard 2000 |
| Mousepad | ALAN FORD broj 163 |
| Headphones | AC-130 intercom headpiece |
| Monitor | Samsung 43TU7172 |
the year is 2024. tf2 is completely ignored by valve, therefore competitive community has decided to tackle the problems of the game on their own. while the current meta of the standard 6s lineup of 2 scouts, 2 sollies, 1 demo and 1 med is still active, those classes have received slight rework.
scout is no longer a mercenary on foot, he is now mounted on a horse and receives heavy mail armor plating, increasing mobility by 300% and his health pool to 300. A player can choose between different horse breeds, however these are purely cosmetic. To counter the upgrade, instead of scattergun and a pistol, scout receives a bow and arrows, and a piece of goat meat to eat when he is hungry. You may think this change is awful - however the scout is trained in Parthian way of cavalry fighting, allowing him to shoot rapidly and in all angles. He keeps the bat.
Soldier has also received unique rework. Rocket launcher has been replaced by a heavy onager, where his mobility has been reworked by allowing him to stand on the onager and launch himself to the enemy with the force equal to 4 demoman stickies. Deploying an onager takes 10 seconds, however he is also able to lob explosive rocks to the enemy, which are more potent than rockets and can be aimed anywhere at the map, however with being able to shoot only one every 4 seconds. With such a powerful weapon, secondary slot is completely removed. The only allowed melee weapon is the market gardener, which now when sucesfully criting, deals 400 damage to all enemies in 15m radius.
Demoman is somewhat the same, however instead of the bottle he receives portable ac-130 25mm gatling gun.
Medic has been completely reworked. All weapons have been replaced by hamburgers. He is able to shoot hamburgers to his friends and foe alike. Medic has to toss a hamburger like a grenade in call of duty 2, which upon impacting a teammate heals him for 20% of his total health, while damaging an enemy for 20% of his total health. Overheal now has no cap, however to counter stalemates teammate has 10% chance of dying if hamburger is about to overheal him. Each hamburger sucesfully colliding with a player increases medic's uber by 5%. Instead of being invulnerable for 8 seconds, uber now works the following way. Upon reaching 100% uber, medic can taunt to eat a hamburger. 4 seconds after eating, he will defecate what is called in community "crazy hamburger", which then medic can eat, healing everyone on his team to 250% of their health, and temporarily killing enemy scouts' horses for 20 seconds.
"Pfft, prem on ETF2L?!" I scoff at some lowlife plebeian. This is the kind of thing that pisses me off more than anything in the world: When shitters that counter strafe at roughly 400 pixels instead of 609 on badlands middle try and fucking BM me. Like inhale my scattergun badkid. You might be wondering, what rank are you in the heirarchy of ETF2L to be talking such trash? Heh, well I don't play that petty open trash. I am among the secret intergalactic professional TF2 team that consists of TF2 LEGENDS such as Albert Einstein, Genghis Khan, and Cthulhu. We fight over fucking PLANETS against this observable universe's most talented squadrons. Players like Xerxes the Conqueror of Gullywash, or XyXyx the Forbidden Solly, are mere fucking BOTS TO ME. The only time I miss is when I lose track of the RNG frame calculation, (which I've memorized all 98 decillion outcomes of; mind you) of my pristine pistol tracking. We play on servers made specifically made by GabeN's resurrected grandfather; 5 ping? Try a ping of 8 x 12⁻⁷⁸ you insignificant swine. Tactics become so in-depth and mind-bending that one of Earth's star players and good friend of mine, Pythagoras, lost his fucking mind and died in a scrimmage from strats so genius that b4nny himself would shit his pants. So if you think even inviting me to your mge server is okay, you must be out of your fucking mind. I'm the best TF2 player to ever exist in this fucking DIMENSION, stay mad and bad kid.
At around 10:00 AM on the morning of December 18th, 2018, in what was widely believed to be an act of government-sponsored ethnic cleansing, two armed militia men were seen parachuting from a military plane into the vicinity of Tomato Town. Upon landing the two quickly unholstered assault rifles and entered the local pizzeria where a massacre of unarmed civilians unfolded as they kept shouting, "Get Down! Get Down!". Improvised explosives were then detonated at the site of the crime to obscure the victim's identities. The local police chief spotted the assailants as they were exiting the diner and shot one in the back before he was quickly revived by his accomplice as they boarded a "technical" pickup truck and headed southbound. The two militiamen were outnumbered but gave chase before being cornered in the streets of the nearby district of Pleasant Park where a shootout occurred with the police. The two assailants were seen chugging jugs of alcohol before getting back into the pickup truck and heading towards Moist Mire where the police lost them, deliberately detouring around Loot Lake as a local source had tipped them off to the stationing of UN peacekeeping forces in the area. 10 bodies were later discovered in the rubble of the Pizzeria's board room. Not long after the assailants left the area, a purple cloud believed to be an experimental chemical agent developed by the government swept the area, resulting in death by suffocation, making the town uninhabitable and turning the survivors of the massacre into refugees. Military contractors hired by the government bulldozed what was left of Tomato Town including the ruins of the Pizzeria as well as the memorial site for the victims and redeveloped it into a religious site/tourist attraction for the dominant religion of the country known as "Tomato Temple". To this day the government denies the massacre and subsequent chemical weapons attack despite multiple Human Rights agencies releasing interviews with the survivors and even one of the assailants coming forward with a testimony of guilt uploaded to social media after a UN Geneva Convention Probe confirmed the use of banned chemical agents.
manwithnolegs, idk how old is he but i know he had both his legs amputated due to fighting in world war 2
I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and this is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds. Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright...Who touched my gun!? Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more! Heheh. Cry some more.
Ariesnip
lol
i'll try to message my isp, however i know for a fact that sometimes i have 140 ping on all dutch servers, only sometimes tho. i'll bump this thread when i do tracert when i have bad ping on dutch servers.
there is no escape from eastern european unlimited greed
LupusIs it just Serveme.tf servers or is it pug servers aswell cuz I got that shit as well
Same problem happens in tempus german servers, it routs to brazil
recently i've been having problems with bad ping on serveme.tf servers. however it always kept fluctuating - sometimes it was fine on french servers, sometimes it was fine on dutch servers, but recently everything went to shit except Dussel, which is only server i have under 100 ping on serveme.tf. I keep having 100+ ping on servers i used to have 15 ping, it keeps routing from europe onwards to brazil/usa then back to europe. I have no fucking clue what the fuck to do to try to fix it. I have compiled list of cmd tracert on few serveme.tf servers, with pictures of geographical locations and order of them when i put into the ip into geographical locator.
https://pastebin.com/xLD3hwtL
you already have it, its left of your name...