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open letter to everyone who lies about damage
posted in The Dumpster
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#1
0 Frags +

stop.

stop.
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#2
21 Frags +

I just round to the nearest hundred what's wrong with that?

I just round to the nearest hundred what's wrong with that?
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#3
21 Frags +

i have to exaggerate all of my damage otherwise my team plays super passive and baits

i have to exaggerate all of my damage otherwise my team plays super passive and baits
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#4
0 Frags +
vulci have to exaggerate all of my damage otherwise my team plays super passive and baits

"demo took 150" = "if you guys get in right now he'll probably end up taking about 150?"

[quote=vulc]i have to exaggerate all of my damage otherwise my team plays super passive and baits[/quote]
"demo took 150" = "if you guys get in [i]right now[/i] he'll probably end up taking about 150?"
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#5
18 Frags +

Me: "Medic Took 0"

https://i.imgur.com/XZX8pXL.jpg

My Team:

https://i.imgur.com/WOLIX6N.png

Me: "Medic Took 0"
[img]https://i.imgur.com/XZX8pXL.jpg[/img]

My Team:
[img]https://i.imgur.com/WOLIX6N.png[/img]
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#6
0 Frags +

oh nah wat u doin bro

oh nah wat u doin bro
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#7
3 Frags +

what about if you full charge bodyshot someone? can you say like "demo's headshot" because technically both are 150 dmg so it's not lying

what about if you full charge bodyshot someone? can you say like "demo's headshot" because technically both are 150 dmg so it's not lying
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#8
2 Frags +

They're hurt

They're hurt
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#9
6 Frags +
EoNThey're hurt

this can be 5dmg or 150dmg

[quote=EoN]They're hurt[/quote]
this can be 5dmg or 150dmg
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#10
0 Frags +

Its easy, just call your target has 1 health when you want your team to focus something :)
I know so many scouts in this community that would switch servers just to go for that stat padding kill instead of doing something team related that has more impact.

Its easy, just call your target has 1 health when you want your team to focus something :)
I know so many scouts in this community that would switch servers just to go for that stat padding kill instead of doing something team related that has more impact.
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#11
1 Frags +

oh man i have a severe problem with this lol.

weak = -60
destroyed = -100

my team hates me lmao.

oh man i have a severe problem with this lol.

weak = -60
destroyed = -100

my team hates me lmao.
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#12
3 Frags +

"jesus christ just breathe on him" - i didnt hit that guy but im pretty sure none of you mongoloids are going to either so i can safely lie about this

very good

"jesus christ just breathe on him" - i didnt hit that guy but im pretty sure none of you mongoloids are going to either so i can safely lie about this

very good
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#13
4 Frags +

me: "100 on scout, 100 on demo overextended, focus demo"
team: killing some random soldier somewhere on the other corner of mid and we lose positions in mid

me: "GUYS SCOUT IS SO LOW! OMFG DEMO IS SUPER DEAD KILL HIM!"
team: actually kills both of them and we win mid

I prefer not to do it, but sometimes i really need to bait my team a bit, specially in mixes.

me: "100 on scout, 100 on demo overextended, focus demo"
team: killing some random soldier somewhere on the other corner of mid and we lose positions in mid

me: "GUYS SCOUT IS SO LOW! OMFG DEMO IS SUPER DEAD KILL HIM!"
team: actually kills both of them and we win mid

I prefer not to do it, but sometimes i really need to bait my team a bit, specially in mixes.
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#14
3 Frags +

"Everything's dicked" is my universal call for 3 people taking more than 50 damage from me

"Everything's dicked" is my universal call for 3 people taking more than 50 damage from me
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