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FROYO's Hasan "Habib" S May Not Be Who You Thought
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Hello. It's me, Marquis "dishsoap" Gifford, and I believe at this point all of you guys should know me and what I do. Today I am coming at you guys with another theory about the Invite players in TF2 and the illuminati they are in. Last time it was about Robert_Cheeto possibly being Danny DeVito's long lost brother due to many possible factors, but this time, it's about FROYOTECH Demoman Hasan "Habib" S, possibly not being a Muslim-Canadian Demomain, but actually a Old White Male who sells Real Estate named Mike Habib.
( Here is Mike Habib's website if you wish to view it: http://mikehabib.com/ )

Think about it, the alias is the exact same as Mike Habib's last name, maybe a coincidence, but I feel like it is not. Hasan S is just a cover up name, the Habib part is actually his last name not this S. To be able to tell, first you must look at Hasan's (or Mike's) abbreviated last name, the S.

What could this S mean, what is the point of this S? Why are you pointing it out Marquis? What purpose does this serve? All great questions, and I will be able to answer them by just saying. Mike Habib is a Commercial Real Estate Agent from SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA. The San in San Deigo starts with S, just like the abbreviated last name. It is a great cover up indeed to just make his fake name appear real, but I feel like this is what the S really means, he isn't just hiding a last name, he's hiding his entire identity.
Now you may try to prove this by saying, "Oh, but Marquis! Hasan is a Muslim-Canadian TF2 Player, while Mike Habib is just an Old White Man who is a San Diego Real Estate Agent, there is no way they are alike!" well here are some possible theories on how habib may be covering this up more than you would think. You really have to dig deep here or else it will seem like nothing.

First, Look at Habib's webcam, it seems so off. The colors are very dark most of the time and do not look natural. Habib could be possibly forcing these darker colors. When you do some simple color correction, the webcam goes from looking like this

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Now you can see what he clearly looks like. He is not a real Muslim.

Do you need more proof? Well look at my second point. Habib cannot be a real Muslim because of what his sister had claimed. Habib had refused to do some Muslim traditions, ruining a family event, and his sister was promptly getting upset with Habib for doing this.

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This twitch clip summarizes what I am saying: https://clips.twitch.tv/TenaciousRudeApeUWot

Habib's sister is claiming that Habib is the worst Muslim ever, this means that everything we know about Habib may be all a clever ruse. This can possibly explain why Habib is a Real Estate Agent, because he does not want to Allahu Akbar, but he really wants to Sell a Snackbar.

I'm sorry for the religious prosecution, I don't know what the point of that was, I felt like I was being funny, but I really was not.

Anyways, I feel like that may possibly be enough proof to show that Hasan "Habib" S, is really just a fake name, and this man, this Old White Man, is really named Mike Habib, due to his alias being way too exact to the last name, the letter S showing more proof towards his current career, and subtle hints found in twitch stream highlight clips.

TL;DR: Hasan "Habib" S is not Hasan S, a Muslim-Canadian TF2 ESEA Invite Demoman, but really is Mike Habib, an Old White Male who is also a Real Estate Agent from San Diego, California.

Do you have any opinion on this? Am I correct in my theory? Or am I way off in everything I am saying? Tell me please in the forum replies below, I would really enjoy your opinions as I have seem to have gotten a lack of them from my last thread, the Robert_Cheeto conspiracy thread.

Thanks for reading!
-Marquis "dishsoap" Gifford

Hello. It's me, Marquis "dishsoap" Gifford, and I believe at this point all of you guys should know me and what I do. Today I am coming at you guys with another theory about the Invite players in TF2 and the illuminati they are in. Last time it was about Robert_Cheeto possibly being Danny DeVito's long lost brother due to many possible factors, but this time, it's about FROYOTECH Demoman Hasan "Habib" S, possibly not being a Muslim-Canadian Demomain, but actually a Old White Male who sells Real Estate named Mike Habib.
( Here is Mike Habib's website if you wish to view it: http://mikehabib.com/ )

Think about it, the alias is the exact same as Mike Habib's last name, maybe a coincidence, but I feel like it is not. Hasan S is just a cover up name, the Habib part is actually his last name not this S. To be able to tell, first you must look at Hasan's (or Mike's) abbreviated last name, the S.

What could this S mean, what is the point of this S? Why are you pointing it out Marquis? What purpose does this serve? All great questions, and I will be able to answer them by just saying. Mike Habib is a Commercial Real Estate Agent from SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA. The San in San Deigo starts with S, just like the abbreviated last name. It is a great cover up indeed to just make his fake name appear real, but I feel like this is what the S really means, he isn't just hiding a last name, he's hiding his entire identity.
Now you may try to prove this by saying, "Oh, but Marquis! Hasan is a Muslim-Canadian TF2 Player, while Mike Habib is just an Old White Man who is a San Diego Real Estate Agent, there is no way they are alike!" well here are some possible theories on how habib may be covering this up more than you would think. You really have to dig deep here or else it will seem like nothing.

First, Look at Habib's webcam, it seems so off. The colors are very dark most of the time and do not look natural. Habib could be possibly forcing these darker colors. When you do some simple color correction, the webcam goes from looking like this
[spoiler][img]https://i.gyazo.com/c90363626e02a2ae4f8d5087b41719c9.png[/img][/spoiler]
to this
[spoiler][img]https://gyazo.com/8dc181d938ba3d8708de9e601839f8e6.png[/img][/spoiler]
Now you can see what he clearly looks like. He is not a real Muslim.

Do you need more proof? Well look at my second point. Habib cannot be a real Muslim because of what his sister had claimed. Habib had refused to do some Muslim traditions, ruining a family event, and his sister was promptly getting upset with Habib for doing this.
[spoiler]This twitch clip summarizes what I am saying: https://clips.twitch.tv/TenaciousRudeApeUWot[/spoiler]
Habib's sister is claiming that Habib is the worst Muslim ever, this means that everything we know about Habib may be all a clever ruse. This can possibly explain why Habib is a Real Estate Agent, [s]because he does not want to Allahu Akbar, but he really wants to Sell a Snackbar.[/s]

I'm sorry for the religious prosecution, I don't know what the point of that was, I felt like I was being funny, but I really was not.

Anyways, I feel like that may possibly be enough proof to show that Hasan "Habib" S, is really just a fake name, and this man, this Old White Man, is really named Mike Habib, due to his alias being way too exact to the last name, the letter S showing more proof towards his current career, and subtle hints found in twitch stream highlight clips.

TL;DR: Hasan "Habib" S is not Hasan S, a Muslim-Canadian TF2 ESEA Invite Demoman, but really is Mike Habib, an Old White Male who is also a Real Estate Agent from San Diego, California.

Do you have any opinion on this? Am I correct in my theory? Or am I way off in everything I am saying? Tell me please in the forum replies below, I would really enjoy your opinions as I have seem to have gotten a lack of them from my last thread, the Robert_Cheeto conspiracy thread.

Thanks for reading!
-Marquis "dishsoap" Gifford
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Cool.

Cool.
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fuck u

fuck u
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dishsoap killed my ugc plat team dont trust him i really wanted that plat badge

dishsoap killed my ugc plat team dont trust him i really wanted that plat badge
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http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/993/875/084.png

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you put a lot of work into a bad joke

you put a lot of work into a bad joke
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ur onto something here dishsoap, investigate more and get back to us.

ur onto something here dishsoap, investigate more and get back to us.
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hmmmm very suspicious. thank you for the heads up marquis i will definitely pay closer attention next time i watch habib's stream!

hmmmm very suspicious. thank you for the heads up marquis i will definitely pay closer attention next time i watch habib's stream!
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habib is a sweet person and a good friend. That's what it translates to look it up

habib is a sweet person and a good friend. That's what it translates to look it up
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https://68.media.tumblr.com/dc63927bf4b55c9bf99f4a3b26753543/tumblr_os0n37ezSN1u62sqvo1_540.jpg

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didn't read but plus fragged

didn't read but plus fragged
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http://i.imgur.com/9bXInyc.png

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you might have been able to pull this off if you didn't make it sound so forced

you might have been able to pull this off if you didn't make it sound so forced
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you won't get us this time Mike

you won't get us this time Mike
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mathemaphysicisthabib is a sweet person and a good friend. That's what it translates to look it up

Your "sweet friend" has betrayed you.

Vulcanyou might have been able to pull this off if you didn't make it sound so forced

I had almost nothing to connect these clearly. Making it not sound forced would be a miracle and a half.

Vulcanhostility

No being rude thank you.

[quote=mathemaphysicist]habib is a sweet person and a good friend. That's what it translates to look it up[/quote]
Your "sweet friend" has betrayed you.
[quote=Vulcan]you might have been able to pull this off if you didn't make it sound so forced[/quote]
I had almost nothing to connect these clearly. Making it not sound forced would be a miracle and a half.
[quote=Vulcan]hostility[/quote]
No being rude thank you.
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shut the fuck up nobody fucking cares about you retard

shut the fuck up nobody fucking cares about you retard
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https://i.redd.it/8opw6aeka74z.jpg

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Dishsoap strikes again

Dishsoap strikes again
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