The goober juice : dude i have 6k hours in this game and 5 comp seasons on solder
The goober juice : this isnt a fight you wanna have

アキオ : Loser Blue you had no penis your to slow

kodoque : weird that skial casual is a better tf2 experience compared to valve comp now

Tai Lung : I know the wushi finger hold

jim awesome : i keep getting gangbanged by this one guy how is that possible

haptic : sorry I was edging like that entire game
haptic : I'm ready now

The Dopest Gringo Alive : would you like to accept a collect call from lil jon
The Dopest Gringo Alive : OKAY!

Sandwich Sam : im not very good at the game
Peacemonkey31 : its ok
Peacemonkey31 : no one is 'GOOD' at this game

Zesty Jesus clip: "What's his ping? What's his fucking ping? High. Naturally. That's the ONLY reason he's alive right now."

*slaps ass* : war has changed
girlfagyuri : see you in the hague red team

bekirburak392 : guys i sniffed some goths ass when i was in 2rd grade
bekirburak392 : it maked me rapist
bekirburak392 : because of this fucking game

https://i.imgur.com/OYf69JW.png

*DEAD* Dave : Daved

spy from tf2 laughing at your e : you re gonna go to the hospital
spy from tf2 laughing at your e : and you re gonna get diagonesed with carapat tunnel

https://imgur.com/a/cRocUBJ

*DEAD* Толстый Хуви : USSR is win!!!!

Krimble : lil critter i hope your wife gives birth to a centipede
Krimble : so you have to slave away to buy shoes for it

trobin120 : this is like playing minesweeper but with no numbers
trobin120 : everywhere could be a bomb

Delu : how much is an awp off the market?
drive : a strange awper hand or a IRL one?
[DEAD] Delu : a normal awper hand
drive : like 3-4 ref
Delu : ref?
drive : a strange one is like 30 - 40 keys
[DEAD] BigSlurp : refined metal
Delu : oh.
Milkman : how many keys for a real one
The Fairy Love Sniper : To get headshots with that gun, you need an... AWPERtunity
Delu : so every 2 guns scrapped is 1 scrap metal, right?

GCX Ian Miles Chungus : why so tosic european man

shagLSSJ : holy shit its just an orgy here for a cheater LMFAO
shagLSSJ : bye niggas
shagLSSJ left the game (Client Disconnect)

*DEAD* defenseless mother of 3 : brb gotta breastfeed my kid
*DEAD* defenseless mother of 3 : dont afk kick

*DEAD* galactic-class nutbag : engi goes home every night and irons all the creases out of his ballsack

Kaizen : The power of Naruto and Goku and the One Piece are evolving my Sniper with every shot.
Djungelskog : kaizen you should try saying those words to a girl

Erdoğan : what would happen if spy tf2 used the sapper on someone wearing an iron lung
Erdoğan left the game (Erdoğan timed out)