joetf2i almost played runescape once
everyone is gonna play it atleast once in their life, maybe you should play it now :^)
also i remembered another dangerous situation i was in, in 2011 or so when i still had gamefly (that thing where you get to deliver games to ur house thru mail) my very first day of getting my first game i was so excited that i ran to the table where my mom put the envelope with my new game which happened to be soul calibur 4 or some shit at the time. unfortunately for me, i have a couch right near my table and i hit my foot so hard i literally could not walk on it for like a week
another one was when i was like 7 or something, i was so sick to the point where i hallucinated that a giant bear that looked like ursa from dota 2 was chasing me and apparently during this time my parents said that i also kept mumbling in my sleep that i was whispering "my juice is spilling" and i had to be taken to a hospital for my extreme fever