Any ESEA staff are welcome to hide under my floorboards until blink's nerd rage has subsided. I've seen Schindler's List like three times so don't worry I got this shit.

Maybe if I put this in tf2 terms that would be easier

Playing LoL is like playing pubs, maybe more like ugc and cevo in the ladder
Playing Dota is like playing 6's or MGE with a mix of mid/high players and tryhards
BR's or RU's are more common in MOBAs but still do their very best to ruin each and every game

The one BIG difference is that with Dota, you start each and every game on a level playing field. No difference in stats, hero choices (unless you're playing certain game types like a restricted pool, pick 1 of 3 random choices, etc), or anything like that. Only skill and teamwork divide you.

With LoL, you have to buy the new heroes that come out every so often because they're basically free wins and then you do some rune page shit that gives you certain bonuses that new players don't get. I've heard the argument that it doesn't matter because you're probably better than them anyway but that's a load of fucking bullshit. It's as if you're put up against some guy has a default rocket launcher that does the same damage but shoots a little bit faster, stacked on some other bonuses you don't get because you're new, sound fair? Fuck that Call of Duty fucking bullshit.

Also, there seems to be an emphasis on jungling in league so you're basically killing NPCs and playing your own game. Dota is all about fighting against the enemy team, if one player (probably a LoL or BR player) is too busy jungling the entire game you and your team are completely fucked. They keep nerfing jungling in Dota and any sort of NPC bullshit, this last patch nerfed it especially hard.

In terms of heroes, Dota was the first if you didn't know, a WC3 mod. LoL's original hero pool was basically a carbon copy and then they added a fuckton of purchasable cute anime girls with huge AOE slows and shit. If you've ever seen Pacific Rim where aliens shit neon colors all over the screen that's basically a LoL teamfight.

The competitive scene? LoL is a fucking joke. There's money in it because Riot keeps pumping money into it. Teams are laughable. Some teams won't scrim with other teams at the same level or have a specific team they scrim against because they don't want other teams to figure out their strategies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERZqkUqw-xg

tl;dr Dota is superior in every way and LoL is basically a bastard child.

What a minute, how old is this piece of shit? How did he get a job at one of the most popular streaming sites? What kind of anthropomorphic dog and (half-crocodile) pony show is Twitch.tv running here?

twitchtvjohn pls respond

Are you older than 14?

If yes, Dota
If no, LoL (be sure to buy all the OP heroes with your mom's credit card)

iT should put a stoplight on last imho

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"Hildreth, pls stop okay??"-----------me, 2013

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_koOG-RHFC4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsO-Td0hqXo

Find a confident person, kill and eat them to gain their strengths.

If you're asking for homework help on an internet gaming forum or le reddit XD, you need to take a good hard look at what has gone wrong in your life.

Let's be real here, cheating in an fps is low but if you're cheating in pokemon you're basically subhuman garbage.

When I was a kid, my cousin thought it would be a cool idea to buy a gameshark and use missingno. against me and fucked up my game forever. I've always hated him since then, I never return his calls.

Liam can you teach me how to fight IRL? just pls dont tell my mom im in a gang

Humble bundle monthly? weekly? daily?

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY