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#35 pizza_fart lft in Recruitment (looking for team)

high t

posted 14 hours ago
#26 get your penis analyzed in The Dumpster

posted 4 days ago
HrblsYour boy featured in a charity ad campaign that ran all over the UK

I mean, I know it's really popular right now to hate on China, but jesus...

posted 1 month ago
#25 Borderlands 3 trailer in Other Games

Reddit Buddies Be Like:
"I Can't Wait For Borderlands 3 I Saved My Vacation Days From My IT Job To Play For A Week Straight After Release And Sold My 2nd Nintendo Switch That I Use Only To Play NES Games That Have Been Re-Released For The 15th Time To Pre-Order The Epic Sauce® Collectors Edition So I Can Get The Plastic Clap Trap Figurine To Put Next To My Marvel Cinematic Universe Funko Pop Collection!!!"

*Borderlands 3 Becomes Epic Exclusive*

Reddit Buddies:
"I Am Going To Mail A Bomb To The United States Congressional Building"

posted 2 months ago
#12 The Crocket in TF2 General Discussion

I'm no expert in satire, but I think when it comes to news satire a la The Onion, the best way to go about it is to go for an "uncanny valley" level of believe-ability in your writing. By that I mean, it's just serious enough in tone and presentation to be believed, but there's something that's just off about it. One thing that helps IMO, is to keep it professional and don't say dumb shit in the article unless you're quoting someone. (That's not to say all of The Onion articles aren't like obviously a joke, but IMO some of the better ones are at least somewhat believable.) There's some stuff in the article you wrote that just hit me as "very obviously a joke" and IMO that hurts it a bit. You're not going for "Euro Shitpost" levels of irony, where it's laid on so thick you feel like there's Vaseline smeared on your screen, but just a tinge of it.

That's even doable when it comes to stuff like what you've written, but I think you can come at it from a different angle, like:

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"Center for Disease Control Issues Quarantines For Mass AIDS Outbreak Following Late Night PUGs"

"Several prominent Team Fortress 2 competitive figures have come down with serious illnesses following a streak of late-night matches on the PugChamp service.

'I sweat to Christ, if they don't ban the Loch-N-Load for pugs, I'm going to personally drive up to b4nny's dumpster and give him the gnarliest wedgie that retard has ever seen.' - B3arodactyl, who was among those infected.

After issuing the quarantines, which encompassed the homes of the affected players as well as the data centers that hosted the PUG service, the director of the CDC issued the following statement:
'I was watching someone stream pugs on the night of Monday, September 2nd, and the second I saw someone try to market-garden a heavy on mid, I knew we were going to have an epidemic on our hands if I didn't do something to stop it.'

The PUG service is said to be up and running again by the evening on Tuesday, September 3rd, and the administrators warn that anyone who perpetrates another outbreak will be c-restricted and banned until they can provide a doctor's note stating that they went and received a full checkup and a shot of penicillin.

'This would've never happened if we just used Faceit.' - b4nny, via a note tied to a rock that was thrown into my car windshield off of an overpass."

IDK if anyone would consider that better, but IMO it reads more like an article with some dumb shit in it instead of just a full-fledged shitpost.

posted 2 months ago
#8 late to mid LF SUBS in Recruitment (looking for players)

Taiga Please Fuck My Wife!!!

posted 2 months ago
#24 pizza_fart lft in Recruitment (looking for team)

posted 2 months ago
PootisJrSomeone took a bunch of cool pictures of my band at the last show we played.

Make sure you use the direct image link when you embed it.

posted 3 months ago
#370 favorite b4nny tweet? in Off Topic

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Old But I Just Saw It Now
posted 3 months ago
#141 no no word list in TF2 General Discussion

AS MGE Elo v.s. naughty word count when?

posted 3 months ago
#12 taiga lft in Recruitment (looking for team)

ugly, +rep

posted 3 months ago
#48 rgb 4 shoutouts thread in LAN Discussion
bwelpChaseDuck-To those 2 guys on the green team who were crazy hypedthey were screaming at my ear

If it was the people in like the ninja turtle onsies, I'm almost 100% sure they were there last RGB and did the same shit.

posted 4 months ago
#43 rgb 4 shoutouts thread in LAN Discussion

s/o to all my gutter bazooka homies past and present, you know what it do...
s/o to pizza_fart for transporting me in his post-apocalyptic-ass toyota camry in chiraq
s/o to cukei for yelling at me for never doing 200 dpm
s/o to me for never doing 200dpm lmao
s/o to andrew for healing all of our dumb asses
s/o to fygg for dropping dick off in our games
s/o to aquila for picking up the slack + i'm sorry we never got to do DDR... next time, brother...

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Aquila Jenkins: your Logic cosplay was greatdie

s/o to the waitress @ cheeburger for having to talk 2 murkscribe
s/o to murkscribe:

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s/o to zanda + hedge for hanging out @ the airport
s/o to the people wrestling during our matches
s/o to the guy with the hentai shirt @ target
s/o to murkscribe again


had fun fellas, c u next time :-)

posted 4 months ago
#7004 Frag Clips Thread in Videos

posted 4 months ago
#45 FrickMyNick LFT in Recruitment (looking for team)

Bump- looking for opportunities in THE BILLDOZER SIXES LEAGUE and would like to play in THE BILLDOZER PREMIERSHIP SUPER WIZARDS division.

posted 4 months ago
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