why is swordfishes nose 11 inches long

because if it was 12 it would be a foot

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-where does a king keep his armies?

-in his sleevies.

the 5 best (worst?) posters get tryouts

yo mama so fat ugangadan knuclles doesnt know de wae!

its so sad that steve jobs died of ligma

"whos steve jobs??"

ligma balls B)

-why do small peppers wear sweaters?

-because sometimes they're a little chili

What do you call a fat psychic

A four-chin teller

why shouldnt you gamble in the jungle?
cuz there's a lot of cheetahs

How does a rabbi make his tea?

Hebrews it

-what happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

-it gets toad away

My love life

did you guys know that alligators can grow 15 feet?

most have 4 though

Two cows are grazing on a field.

One cow says "MOOOOO!"

The other cow says pretty much the same thing.

What's 9 + 10?
twenty one

whos antartica married to?

uncle artica

burgers are very funny
(get it because yous arent :D)

Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question's wrong!!
UK: Rubbish !!
India: F(IV)E

This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!

bad joke: tf2's economy

I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.
I told him he gave me one to many and he said
"that one is a freebie"

Where do Math Teachers like to vacation the most?
Times Square

why did 7,8,9?
because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day

why is ed witten such a good physicist?
because he's witten many theorems ahaha

i got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” mixed up

now im in hot water with the japanese mafia

what do you call a elven kid who lost an appendage while playing with toys?

leg-o-loss

(made this up btw)