I just remembered my first season of competitive tf2 was full of weirdos. I started off playing HL demoman (or as I call it, strange farming), and my team had like 4 12 year olds on it. One of them would literally scream EVERY TIME HE DIED (and this man fed at the speed of light), so I had a headache after almost every single scrim or match. Unfortunately I hadn't used mumble before this so I didn't know local mute was a thing until later. On my 6's team, we had the most retardo pocket who would just lie about shit and was really weird. At one point he said he loved us like a family even though it was like our 3rd game we had played as a team. He then actually fucking ragequit a scrim and we cut him like 3 days after. I have no idea where he is today but I've run into him a few times in random servers (thank fuck he hasn't recognized me yet). I'm pretty sure he's still playing UGC but idk what div.

In middle school there were 2 kids that really liked Naruto, and talked about it every day. So one day they came to school with a few homemade knives that they used in the show (kunais or whatever they're called), and then they got into an argument (about who was the strongest character), shit got heated and they started throwing the knives at each other. That was one of the craziest things I've ever seen, and both got expelled lmao.

In highschool, my biology teacher just talked about aliens and conspiracy theories. She would also talk a lot about her personal life, but it always was related with aliens somehow. She was then fired for allegedly trying to fight another teacher.

There was a dude that used to snort cocaine at the school bathroom till he got expelled, later I heard that he joined the army. He also claimed to perform satanic rituals in his house.

Now in college there's a girl who walks around the campus with a ouija board asking people to play with her.

Another dude that looks like Neo Cortex from Crash Bandicoot, and is always staring at people like he wants to kill them or something, he is always talking about rollercoasters with other people, and is really into anime.

this isn't just weird, this is fucked

you would think after 5 times of being suspended for things ranging from drug charges to assault (in the span of 1.5 years) a guidance counselor would decide they can't turn them around.

Me myself

There is a guy that works with me and he’s got some weird ducks fetish. Hes really into ducks. He posts pictures of ducks and memes with them on his facebook, also talks a lot about them.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/jimmyneutron/images/1/10/Hugh_Neutron2-0.png/revision/latest?cb=20180219044623

there was this one guy who challenged me to mge after he got really angry i beat him in a scrim. strange bloke.

when i shared a hotel room with freestate at gxl he shook me awake at 4 am after a night of heavy drinking to take a picture of him pretending to sleep. It was really weird because he had drawn on his own face with marker like he had passed out at a party, but he had also put on makeup. Not like a ton, but he definitely had eyeliner and blush on underneath the marker. I took a few pics, mostly because it was just so surreal I kinda thought I was in a dream, but when I got up a few hours later he had sent me one of the pictures and said "don't show this to anyone and definitely don't post it on tftv". he didn't say anything else about it and all the marker and makeup was washed off when I finally got up

he never said anything afterwards and i deleted the picture on the drive home. Weird guy. really good at tf2 though, I miss him.

earthworker

some skinny junkie in his 50s who wore a grey coat every day ran around my highschool asking students for money so he could buy "lunch", whenever we said that we didn't have any he'd pat our back and go "IT'S COOL, YOUNG MAN" and sprint away, one classmate told me he saw the guy pick up a gum-covered cigarette from the street floor, cleaned it up and shouted "TODAY IS MY LUCKY DAY" and placed it in a box filled with other cigarettes.

thats fuxx

There's this guy called "Fast" Eddie Lafferty that always busks down in the middle of Dundee that's there pretty much every day with his harmonica, sorta just stomping and playing and sorta singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbiH-gvKTWA
He usually looks a bit more homeless than in that video.

https://i.imgur.com/Vv6Fne0.png

Also this woman that's called Guitar Wifey in Aberdeen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in7asL-NRK4
I've only see her play on a Dora the Explorer guitar, story I've been told is that she broke her old one and a student bought her a new one.

Think they're both great in their own way even though they're a bit mental.

can i get a follow up on this

i met seeds at lan and he tried to get me to drink something that was yellow and wouldnt tell me what it was.

junkies are the worlds best gift

https://i.imgur.com/RfeQ1YR.png

who is that?

https://i.imgur.com/ZXHGeyq.png

enough okay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjfspM5sDIA

https://old.reddit.com/user/fuckswithducks

its 100% this dude man

When I was young I dated this girl that I later found out to be in a cult that regularly does blood pacts and that she thought she was a werewolf. Turns out she was cheating on me the whole time we were dating too. I feel like she asked me out to recruit me or smth

I haven't really met any outstandingly weird Canadians tbh; she was American.

tojo

i was closing with my mexican manager and these two kids came in at like 1 am.
they had came around for an order and we did what we do and then they're off.
ok cool
they come back like 5 minutes later and they demanded that they did not receive their drink. Okay cool, pull up. At the window, we discovered that they never did order a drink. So they're complaining and all and eventually one of them said to my manager "you're a fucking ni*ger" and left.

im still confused to this day about that person, I hope they're doing well.

i dropped a penny at the mall once and this fat old lady sprint waddled over and picked it up then just disappeared

saw a chick in school a lot who'd wear a tail

years later after this community has changed me i now start questioning how that tail is ... "attached"

myself tbh

One of the girls in a science class of mine would laugh maniacally like a cartoon villain and swing scissors around. We were using knives for dissection and she did the same thing but got thrown out bc the teacher was tired of her shit. She also poked people with pencils and tried to start fires by banging rocks together during recess. Honestly she was pretyy normal so long as the conversational topics did not include sharp objects or fires and you overlooked the fact that she wore camo every day.

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