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Ronin cuts phorofor, poaches Nursey
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tsc
May 27, 2016

Top North American team Ronin, which seemed like it would emerge out of the offseason shuffle unscathed, was revealed today to have been having internal problems of its own. A feud between players on the team and phorofor eventually erupted into the latter's dismissal with much drama.

The team had already been seeking a new medic, and today announced that they had picked up Nursey. Her departure leaves -bird noises-, which had earlier picked her up as a replacement for indust, scrambling for a new medic with the regular season only days away.

Players from Ronin declined to comment on the changes.

Ronin's new roster is thus:

  • Scout: yomps
  • Scout: Shrugger
  • Roamer: Ma3la
  • Pocket: rando
  • Demoman: Bdonski
  • Medic: Nursey
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#1
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#NASHUFFLE

#NASHUFFLE
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What a sharply worded title...

What a sharply worded title...
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I appreciate that you called it poaching

I appreciate that you called it poaching
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They refuse to comment on the changes because they know the whole situation is retarded as fuck

They refuse to comment on the changes because they know the whole situation is retarded as fuck
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#5
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Drama free article. Darn.

Drama free article. Darn.
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waiting for "bird noises pick up cookiejake"

waiting for "bird noises pick up cookiejake"
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flyingbuddyThey refuse to comment on the changes because they know the whole situation is retarded as fuck

http://www.teamfortress.tv/33886/breaking-news-phorofor-cut-from-ronin

[quote=flyingbuddy]They refuse to comment on the changes because they know the whole situation is retarded as fuck[/quote]
[url=http://www.teamfortress.tv/33886/breaking-news-phorofor-cut-from-ronin]http://www.teamfortress.tv/33886/breaking-news-phorofor-cut-from-ronin[/url]
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Players from Ronin declined to comment on the changes.

aint that cucky

[quote=Players from Ronin declined to comment on the changes.][/quote]

aint that cucky
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quequenPlayers from Ronin declined to comment on the changes.
aint that cucky

???

[quote=quequen][quote=Players from Ronin declined to comment on the changes.][/quote]

aint that cucky[/quote] ???
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#10
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Soon..."Ninjanick cucks B4nny, dropped for Nursey"

Soon..."Ninjanick cucks B4nny, dropped for Nursey"
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can an admin lock this thread it's a duplicate of my thread

can an admin lock this thread it's a duplicate of my thread
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I love Nursey and want to see Nursey succeed in high Invite but I love bird noises more. why must you do this to me ;_;

I love Nursey and want to see Nursey succeed in high Invite but I love bird noises more. why must you do this to me ;_;
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EnterimI love Nursey and want to see Nursey succeed in high Invite but I love bird noises more. why must you do this to me ;_;

those aren't necessarily mutually exclusive :p

[quote=Enterim]I love Nursey and want to see Nursey succeed in high Invite but I love bird noises more. why must you do this to me ;_;[/quote]
those aren't necessarily mutually exclusive :p
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I wouldn't be surprised if nursey cuck shrugger before b4nny cuck lansky then cuck would fuck a cuck with cuck. But at the end of the cuck it's all a cuck.

I wouldn't be surprised if nursey cuck shrugger before b4nny cuck lansky then cuck would fuck a cuck with cuck. But at the end of the cuck it's all a cuck.
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BopperI wouldn't be surprised if nursey cuck shrugger before b4nny cuck lansky then cuck would fuck a cuck with cuck. But at the end of the cuck it's all a cuck.

same but irl

[quote=Bopper]I wouldn't be surprised if nursey cuck shrugger before b4nny cuck lansky then cuck would fuck a cuck with cuck. But at the end of the cuck it's all a cuck.[/quote]
same but irl
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Hellbentsame but irl

Can you please stop stealing my memes?

[quote=Hellbent]
same but irl[/quote]

Can you please stop stealing my memes?
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#17
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4 teams in the offseason
doing a mini megaboy

4 teams in the offseason
doing a mini megaboy
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marketplace.tf
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This whole situation is fucking ridiculous

This whole situation is fucking ridiculous
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nursey fucking deserves this team!! so fucking proud of u nursey/!!!!

nursey fucking deserves this team!! so fucking proud of u nursey/!!!!
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BopperI wouldn't be surprised if nursey cuck shrugger before b4nny cuck lansky then cuck would fuck a cuck with cuck. But at the end of the cuck it's all a cuck.

someone pls translate to english

[quote=Bopper]I wouldn't be surprised if nursey cuck shrugger before b4nny cuck lansky then cuck would fuck a cuck with cuck. But at the end of the cuck it's all a cuck.[/quote]
someone pls translate to english
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feel really bad for the birds man
voll is still gonna roll MEDIC OR NO MEDIC

feel really bad for the birds man
voll is still gonna roll MEDIC OR NO MEDIC
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tsc has time to type a paragraph and not remove reckoner from pugchamp

tsc has time to type a paragraph and not remove reckoner from pugchamp
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smesi killed the good thread

smesi killed the good thread
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.

.
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I hope there will be a season when Nursey will play for every team.

I hope there will be a season when Nursey will play for every team.
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phoroforstill waiting for the emi post......

I won't sleep until she posts even if it takes years

[quote=phorofor]still waiting for the emi post......[/quote]

I won't sleep until she posts even if it takes years
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Geel9This whole situation is fucking ridiculous

yeah but to be fair ronin isn't holding anybody's unusuals ransom

[quote=Geel9]This whole situation is fucking ridiculous[/quote]
yeah but to be fair ronin isn't holding anybody's unusuals ransom
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Rhettrophoroforstill waiting for the emi post......
I won't sleep until she posts even if it takes years

she said she won't be posting anything

[quote=Rhettro][quote=phorofor]still waiting for the emi post......[/quote]

I won't sleep until she posts even if it takes years[/quote]

she said she won't be posting anything
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.
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well shit

well shit
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