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What's the Dumbest Thing You Ever Did?
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#31
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once in highschool this kid said he found a bunch of pills on the ground, i asked to see them and he handed me a pill bottle that had a bunch of pills in them. he said "i wonder whos they are" and i replied "mine now" and ate like 4 of them then pocketed the bottle. immediately when i got home i threw the pills in a dumpster

the rest of the day i felt kind of uncomfortable but i don't think anything happened

once in highschool this kid said he found a bunch of pills on the ground, i asked to see them and he handed me a pill bottle that had a bunch of pills in them. he said "i wonder whos they are" and i replied "mine now" and ate like 4 of them then pocketed the bottle. immediately when i got home i threw the pills in a dumpster

the rest of the day i felt kind of uncomfortable but i don't think anything happened
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#32
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masturbating on a plane which got me arrested and throw in a federal penetentary

masturbating on a plane which got me arrested and throw in a federal penetentary
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#33
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We had an emergency fire ladder in my room "just in case" (I guess idk) and my friend and I at age like 7 decided to set it up to climb out of my room. Instead of testing it's strength from the ground like an intelligent person, I went out the window and started to climb down the ladder, but the ladder gave way and I fell from a second story window. I landed back down on some bushes, but if I had fell 3 feet further back I would have hit my head on concrete

We had an emergency fire ladder in my room "just in case" (I guess idk) and my friend and I at age like 7 decided to set it up to climb out of my room. Instead of testing it's strength from the ground like an intelligent person, I went out the window and started to climb down the ladder, but the ladder gave way and I fell from a second story window. I landed back down on some bushes, but if I had fell 3 feet further back I would have hit my head on concrete
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#34
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Mr_Harvardmasturbating on a plane which got me arrested and throw in a federal penetentary

http://i.imgur.com/TNIZgsgl.jpg

[quote=Mr_Harvard]masturbating on a plane which got me arrested and throw in a federal penetentary[/quote]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/TNIZgsgl.jpg[/img]
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#35
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I dont remember what the dumbest thing i've necessarily done is but like two months ago on a sunday me and two friends got really high and started climbing on the roof of a local elementary school and we had a pretty hard time getting down

I dont remember what the dumbest thing i've necessarily done is but like two months ago on a sunday me and two friends got really high and started climbing on the roof of a local elementary school and we had a pretty hard time getting down
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Mr_Harvardmasturbating on a plane which got me arrested and throw in a federal penetentary

Like, in your seat? Or did you get caught in the bathroom?

[quote=Mr_Harvard]masturbating on a plane which got me arrested and throw in a federal penetentary[/quote]

Like, in your seat? Or did you get caught in the bathroom?
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#37
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eating and swallowing this

http://pad1.whstatic.com/images/thumb/4/4c/Add-Lead-to-a-Mechanical-Pencil-Step-6.jpg/670px-Add-Lead-to-a-Mechanical-Pencil-Step-6.jpg

when i was in 2nd grade

eating and swallowing this [img]http://pad1.whstatic.com/images/thumb/4/4c/Add-Lead-to-a-Mechanical-Pencil-Step-6.jpg/670px-Add-Lead-to-a-Mechanical-Pencil-Step-6.jpg[/img] when i was in 2nd grade
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#38
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NightGoatMr_Harvardmasturbating on a plane which got me arrested and throw in a federal penetentary
Like, in your seat? Or did you get caught in the bathroom?

no i made a huge scene, i watched porn on my computer (alexis texas) without headphones so everyone could hear it, then when the attendants came over to talk to me i whipped out my dick right on the spot and it just sort of happened.

[quote=NightGoat][quote=Mr_Harvard]masturbating on a plane which got me arrested and throw in a federal penetentary[/quote]

Like, in your seat? Or did you get caught in the bathroom?[/quote]
no i made a huge scene, i watched porn on my computer (alexis texas) without headphones so everyone could hear it, then when the attendants came over to talk to me i whipped out my dick right on the spot and it just sort of happened.
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#39
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I poured ice in a popcorn machine at the movie theatre once. I'm pretty sure I'm the only person ever to do that on accident. Oh and this was during the 7 o'clock rush too.

I poured ice in a popcorn machine at the movie theatre once. I'm pretty sure I'm the only person ever to do that on accident. Oh and this was during the 7 o'clock rush too.
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#40
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So during school elections the head boy was promising shit like swimming pool on terrace and daily games period and shit, as a joke i promised a kindle to every student. Juniors didnt get the joke. I got elected. I spent the rest of the year fiercely arguing against teachers, and fiercely arguing against and students. Inevitably they alll ran a vote to bring me down from headboy position. I was the first ever to be impeached. Luckily the next two headboys were also impeached shortly. Easily the dumbest thing i ever did.

So during school elections the head boy was promising shit like swimming pool on terrace and daily games period and shit, as a joke i promised a kindle to every student. Juniors didnt get the joke. I got elected. I spent the rest of the year fiercely arguing against teachers, and fiercely arguing against and students. Inevitably they alll ran a vote to bring me down from headboy position. I was the first ever to be impeached. Luckily the next two headboys were also impeached shortly. Easily the dumbest thing i ever did.
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#41
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i question the mental stability of some of you souls... specifically harvard

i question the mental stability of some of you souls... specifically harvard
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#42
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Punched a tree and fucked up my hand bad enough to go to the emergency clinic after I broke up with my high school sweetheart.

Aside from that I'd say letting what said girl did to me haunt me emotionally for the next 3 years.

Punched a tree and fucked up my hand bad enough to go to the emergency clinic after I broke up with my high school sweetheart.

Aside from that I'd say letting what said girl did to me haunt me emotionally for the next 3 years.
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#43
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bike with the breaks on both back and front broken

bike with the breaks on both back and front broken
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#44
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#45
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Drinking 3/4th of a bottle of Johny Walker's in 1 hour on new year's eve to then fall asleep in a bus stop

Drinking 3/4th of a bottle of Johny Walker's in 1 hour on new year's eve to then fall asleep in a bus stop
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#46
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FanofAngelsI poured ice in a popcorn machine at the movie theatre once. I'm pretty sure I'm the only person ever to do that on accident. Oh and this was during the 7 o'clock rush too.

what happened to the machine and did you get fired?

[quote=FanofAngels]I poured ice in a popcorn machine at the movie theatre once. I'm pretty sure I'm the only person ever to do that on accident. Oh and this was during the 7 o'clock rush too.[/quote]
what happened to the machine and did you get fired?
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#47
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Rode my bike really fast and my pant leg got caught and i smashed my head in the pavement and i got a mild concussion from it

Rode my bike really fast and my pant leg got caught and i smashed my head in the pavement and i got a mild concussion from it
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#48
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mustardoverlordhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB_8puxy8aA

I was half expecting this video to come up instead: http://youtu.be/Ue3_1R8lVe4

[quote=mustardoverlord]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB_8puxy8aA[/quote]
I was half expecting this video to come up instead: http://youtu.be/Ue3_1R8lVe4
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#49
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tf2

tf2
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#50
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DavidTheWinTJBProbably injecting myself with a needle I found on the floor when I was 8
That explains so much

Mine was probably trying to go to the toilet during a ticketed event in a strange city, inadvertently leaving the event area without the ticket to get back in because I didn't know where the toilets were then being trapped outside the event for 4 hours with no phone battery to call my parents to tell them where I was and with only 20p for a drink etc. My parents also left by a different exit and it took another hour after the event finished to find them.

Oh also trying to blow into a ballpoint pen to get some ink towards the tip, but taking a big deep breath before blowing and sucking up all the ink into my mouth.

david pls i was naive :(

[quote=DavidTheWin][quote=TJB]Probably injecting myself with a needle I found on the floor when I was 8[/quote]

That explains so much

Mine was probably trying to go to the toilet during a ticketed event in a strange city, inadvertently leaving the event area without the ticket to get back in because I didn't know where the toilets were then being trapped outside the event for 4 hours with no phone battery to call my parents to tell them where I was and with only 20p for a drink etc. My parents also left by a different exit and it took another hour after the event finished to find them.

Oh also trying to blow into a ballpoint pen to get some ink towards the tip, but taking a big deep breath before blowing and sucking up all the ink into my mouth.[/quote]

david pls i was naive :(
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SchweppesDrinking 3/4th of a bottle of Johny Walker's in 1 hour on new year's eve to then fall asleep in a bus stop

It must have gotten you really butthurt ;)

[quote=Schweppes]Drinking 3/4th of a bottle of Johny Walker's in 1 hour on new year's eve to then fall asleep in a bus stop[/quote]
It must have gotten you really butthurt ;)
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#52
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signing in / clicking this thread

signing in / clicking this thread
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#53
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sleeping on the floor beside my brothers bed when I was scared as a kid once.
he woke up, apparently thought a burglar had decided to take a nap beside his bed and kicked the shit out of me.

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im pretty sure he just wanted to kick the shit out of me
sleeping on the floor beside my brothers bed when I was scared as a kid once.
he woke up, apparently thought a burglar had decided to take a nap beside his bed and kicked the shit out of me.

[spoiler]im pretty sure he just wanted to kick the shit out of me[/spoiler]
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love-signing in / clicking this threadCHERRYIt could be worse, you could have smoked that ;)

I laughed.

[quote=love-]signing in / clicking this thread[/quote]


[quote=CHERRY]It could be worse, you could have smoked that ;)[/quote]

I laughed.
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#55
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Whole last summer I was driving bike in suburbs, and I had totally no brakes on it. Was fun until me with couple friends behind decided to bike on local route with shit ton of cars passing us. (This is already dumbest thing you could think of)
After a sharp turn in the line of oncoming traffic a car appeared that almost knocked me down. I had to jump off the bike into the ditch, just to save my life.
Bike got wrecked pretty hard tho, photo after accident:

http://i.imgur.com/SaYAkVT.jpg

Whole last summer I was driving bike in suburbs, and I had totally no brakes on it. Was fun until me with couple friends behind decided to bike on local route with shit ton of cars passing us. (This is already dumbest thing you could think of)
After a sharp turn in the line of oncoming traffic a car appeared that almost knocked me down. I had to jump off the bike into the ditch, just to save my life.
Bike got wrecked pretty hard tho, photo after accident:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/SaYAkVT.jpg[/img]
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#56
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Parked my mom's car in a no parking zone and it got towed and I had to pay over 260 dollars (Including Ticket) to get it back.

Parked my mom's car in a no parking zone and it got towed and I had to pay over 260 dollars (Including Ticket) to get it back.
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#58
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i did a lot of incredibly questionable things in the name of tax evasion my senior year of high school, most notably of which was hiding about 1400$ so well that I forgot I even had it until my mom found it 9 months later cleaning out my closet.

i did a lot of incredibly questionable things in the name of tax evasion my senior year of high school, most notably of which was hiding about 1400$ so well that I forgot I even had it until my mom found it 9 months later cleaning out my closet.
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#59
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I tried to post to reddit once... that was pretty dumb.

I tried to post to reddit once... that was pretty dumb.
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#60
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There's a theme here with bikes - I have been biking in to uni with no brakes on my bike for the past month. I know how stupid it is, but I can't be bothered to fix them. I've nearly been hit three or four times and had to jump off / swerve into the road.

The stupidest thing is that I'll do it again for the next week. Don't think it comes close to the stupidest thing I've ever done though.

There's a theme here with bikes - I have been biking in to uni with no brakes on my bike for the past month. I know how stupid it is, but I can't be bothered to fix them. I've nearly been hit three or four times and had to jump off / swerve into the road.

The stupidest thing is that I'll do it again for the next week. Don't think it comes close to the stupidest thing I've ever done though.
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