-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___卐卐卐卐 Don't mind me just taking my ᴾᵁᴳᶜᴴᴬᴹᴾ ᴬᴰᴹᴵᴺˢ for a walk

AND I KNOW THAT THE GOVERNMENT ADMINISTER AIDS

most of the solutions here are way overcomplicated. from my very brief searching there aren't any shakespeare sentences that end with the or have the followed by a comma, so something like

>>> text = "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog"
>>> text.lower().split().count("the")
2

should be more than sufficient

also, none of the following is going to be helpful to the OP, but to get overly technical for fun:

import re
print(len(re.findall(r'(?i)\bthe\b',shakespeare)))

from string import punctuation
print(sum([word.strip(punctuation) == 'the' \
    for word in shakespeare.lower().split()]))

cu@

new koth map called lazarus feelsgoodman

I Can't Really Attribute It To Any One Player. I Would Have To Chalk It Up To A Lack Of Team Chemistry.

yight was one of the most level-headed people on the team
trust me he wasnt the problem

were dead

hmm

https://i.imgur.com/Rd0wfVI.png

this took me way too long

https://youtu.be/7HJp_661ewY

went to the salon today

https://i.imgur.com/g6FaoIz.jpg

yep

changed my twitch name, can you pls update it in the sidebar

https://www.twitch.tv/laztf_

ty!

pretty sure he's pointing out that enough players are added on every class + 2 captains, but a pug isn't starting because of a lack of servers (which is definitely an issue)

http://i.imgur.com/ceeTCNm.png

http://i.imgur.com/vgJQQjN.png

you hate to see it happen