(i wanna play comp again)
SIMPSONS IN “THE RAPE OF RICHARD NIXON”
CHAPTER 2
HOmer was sitting on his porch outside. “Oh god he said, "I don’t want to turn into a worm. I hope i never turn into a worm. A worm is the worst of all creatures. Whenever I think of a worm, I think of Hitler, and dead dogs”
Then Mr Burns drilled up though the groung. “Hullo you sweet hunk of love,” he said Mr Burns said.
“Go away” said Homer “I am worried about worms and ”
Mr Burns had a propostion for Homer he had to travel back in time to 1971 and rape Richard Nixon. Homer said, “Will I catch disease? Noxin is the most disease ridden presidnet” and Mr Burns gave him a consom and a bottle of disinfectant.
“Make sure you use those” said Mr Burns “becuase if you don’t”
And then Mr Burns started screaming and screaming and screaming because he just thought about what might happen if homer did not use the condom or the disinfectant and Homer started patting him on the head “Shhhh Shhhh it is okay”
CHAPTER 37
Why did you do it Homer" said Marge, “it is illegal to rape president in other time”
“Mr Burns told me to do it” said Homer and he pointed and Mr Burns was still outside screaming!
“Don’t bovine, shitter” said Bart and Homer “WHY YOU ARE A LITTLE” and he strangled bart except he didn’t he strangled HIMSELF!
CHAPtER -/H
Lisa
THE END