Also consistently playing with the same people in a team helps a lot. If you play with the same core of people season after season, you're bound to improve alongside them a lot faster than you would team-hopping each season

I like the idea but there's some pretty crappy downsides that make it unlikely it'll ever see the light of day. If a mapper were to try to make a seasonal version of a commonly-played map, not only would it take a decent amount of time to reskin an entire map, but you're bound to have some inconsistencies with the 'vanilla' version of the map. It could lead to imbalances, which would just lead to some people complaining about the seasonal map in the rotation. That would only discourage other mappers.

So chances are we'd be with one seasonal variant that people don't want to play and a mapper who spent fuck knows how long on a reskin only for it to be played a handful of times. It's a cool idea, but there's also a reason we have product now instead of the old-school viaduct. Simplicity often beats aesthetics in a competitive setting.

the real gamble is when you have diarrhea but you need to fart. Is it a simple fart or are you going to shit your pants? Who knows, only one way to find out

he's a b4nny simp

This guy is my friend and I want everyone to know it

I'll either be remembered as the person who drops everyone all the time or as the flaming flamboyant homosexual, so i got that to put on my resume

can the rag also be used to clean the cum after jerking off? asking for a friend

I've got some tips that might be useful.

When comming, I always focus on three things, my position, team health and uber status:
- My position: where I am at all times. I call my position constantly so people know where to get juicy fucking heals
- Team health: if a lot of people are in the red (which you can see if you have that top scoreboard thing enabled), I call for everyone to chill out and get arrows.
- Uber stats: I call my own uber and track the enemy med's uber. Made easier with the Solemn Vow. Your team needs to know when you have ad.

If a medic focuses on those three things, generally they're calling everything that's important. It's why personally I'm not a big fan of maincalling medics, because it generally goes at the expense of those three things. You're a support character, not the leader. Though I might also just be saying that because I sucked at maincalling...

Also some fun kritzkrieg specific tips:
- If you and the enemy medic both die at the same time, ask a teammate to go spy real quick to see if they went kritz. If the enemy medic did go kritz and you're holding last, get that fucking sentry up ASAP.
- If you go kritz, you need to act fast. So at 60% kritz, ask where the enemy medic is so someone can spot him. At 80% tell your demo to come to you and to reload his stickies. At 100% you're all ready to pop right out of the gate and fuck the medic in his German asshole
- I fucking love kritz to mid.

ALSO: do jump maps. They're fantastic to learn how to rocket surf. Bonus points if you do jump maps together with your team, because then you're not just hanging out during scrims. Especially important to do jump maps with your pocket, because you need to be completely in sync with whatever dickhead is supposed to protect you with their life.

Post-uber (like someone here said earlier), make sure that at 50% you know where to go. If at 50% your uber is worse and you're still close enough you can kiss the enemy, you're pretty much boned. Try to get out or at least get to high ground.

Watch POV demos of other medics. And not just high-level ones, just pick any prem/div1/div2 medic and watch their POV. If you can start spotting mistakes in POV demos from lower-div medics, then that's something you can really learn from as well. Don't just tunnel vision and watch the POVs of the pros, watch some demos from shit medics (like me).

When healing a scout: before you take the heal beam off of the scout, jump forward and switch to healing someone else. I think the speed buff still applies when you jump before you take the beam off, so when you're jumping you go that teeny tiny bit faster while you switch to someone who doesn't give you the speed buff. This has never saved me in my life but it makes it seem like you're totally smart.

I don't know how many of these are useful for the pastebin so pick your poison. I really like the idea though, really glad to see some love for med mains

Gonna state the obvious and say you probably need people, but since the pug-able community as small as it is, you probably need to up the perks. Now if you promise a free e-girlfriend for everyone that joins, you're 100% in

Fuck I don't know which opinion I need to copy to get me the most upfrags. Can I just get downfragged instead so I finally stop checking this post?

The only reason I come to this website it to see complete garbage and shitty drama. Take that away, what else is there to do here?

Honestly chief, I'd rather shit my own pants than be forced to listen to my own voice. But I'm pretty sure a LOT of people have at least some dislike towards their own voice. So I thought 'if everyone hates the sound of their own voice, then we're all in the same boat and it's not so bad'.

So at the end of the day: if you can hit wicked airshots and nasty meaties, nobody cares what you sound like. Unless you talk like a weeb, that's the only thing you're not allowed to do

I'd suck the dick off the pelvis of any person capable of doing the cool shit these demos can do

If you people think medic is boring, you're not doing it right.

Stuck in a boring scrim? Just drop your pocket a few times and boom, team drama within minutes that you now get to enjoy! I want to also formally apologize to every single pocket I've ever had.

I fucking love all of you who put so much time and love into these maps