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weirdest dreams
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#31
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i had a dream where i was luigi (not just me in a luigi costume, i was literally just luigi) and i was walking around luigi's mansion style looking for mario, except it was in this creepy, realistic, foggy portside silent hill looking town, and when i went to the edge of the pier, i fell in and a gigantic horrendous fish monster with no eyes came up and tried to eat me and i woke up and almost screamed

i was 10

i had a dream where i was luigi (not just me in a luigi costume, i was literally just luigi) and i was walking around luigi's mansion style looking for mario, except it was in this creepy, realistic, foggy portside silent hill looking town, and when i went to the edge of the pier, i fell in and a gigantic horrendous fish monster with no eyes came up and tried to eat me and i woke up and almost screamed

i was 10
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#32
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ZestyI ordered food to where I live and when the guy came to deliver it I recognized him. That doesn't initially seem like a particularly scary thing but it wasn't a type of recognition like he was someone I'd met before.

I recognized him with this weird familiarity and dread, like he was someone I recognized despite having never seen before, or I'd only seen him subconsciously around like he was following me, irl or in the background of my dreams. In any case I had an incredibly strong feeling that this person that I felt was so familiar wished me a lot of harm.

What happened next was that this motherfucker SMILED at me like he knew I knew and started to walk towards me. I actually woke up shouting at that point.
[quote=Zesty]I ordered food to where I live and when the guy came to deliver it I recognized him. That doesn't initially seem like a particularly scary thing but it wasn't a type of recognition like he was someone I'd met before.

I recognized him with this weird familiarity and dread, like he was someone I recognized despite having never seen before, or I'd only seen him subconsciously around like he was following me, irl or in the background of my dreams. In any case I had an incredibly strong feeling that this person that I felt was so familiar wished me a lot of harm.

What happened next was that this motherfucker SMILED at me like he knew I knew and started to walk towards me. I actually woke up shouting at that point.[/quote]
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#33
6 Frags +

i had a dream where i was in badlands at night and for some reason i was very afraid and when i woke up i was sweating bullets

i had a dream where i was in badlands at night and for some reason i was very afraid and when i woke up i was sweating bullets
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#34
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i dream im happy

i dream im happy
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#35
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Update: Dreamt I was chasing my childhood bully and kicking the shit out of him.

Woke up to a broken toe and some red splatters on the wall.

Update: Dreamt I was chasing my childhood bully and kicking the shit out of him.

Woke up to a broken toe and some red splatters on the wall.
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#36
12 Frags +

last night i had a dream that was like tf2 irl but everyone was just normal people not like tf2 classes and for some reason its like 50v50 in this dark city ass map and the teams are boys vs girls???
so i run into Moses from csgo and he mocks me cos im using the beggars bazooka (dont think ive ever even used it in tf2) and i proceed to explode like 20 people with it.

for some reason these peoples change then pops out of them like mario ass coins and i now figure out that the point of this gamemode is to get one of those chip packets that you get ur fish and chips in and crush it on top of a lamppost at ur teams spawn and write the team name on it????
so i get one of these and crush the chips on top of the lamppost and write Boys in permanent marker and literally everyone starts like cheering and jumping like i just won world war 3, but then this solid lamppost judt starts like bending and waving like one of those inflatables outside a car wash

so everyones like ooooooohhhhhh... like are they gonna fall off??? but somehow they have the strongest sticking force ever and the post eventually straightens up again and everyones like WAAAAAAYYYYYYY and starts celebrating and then i wake up :)

last night i had a dream that was like tf2 irl but everyone was just normal people not like tf2 classes and for some reason its like 50v50 in this dark city ass map and the teams are boys vs girls???
so i run into Moses from csgo and he mocks me cos im using the beggars bazooka (dont think ive ever even used it in tf2) and i proceed to explode like 20 people with it.

for some reason these peoples change then pops out of them like mario ass coins and i now figure out that the point of this gamemode is to get one of those chip packets that you get ur fish and chips in and crush it on top of a lamppost at ur teams spawn and write the team name on it????
so i get one of these and crush the chips on top of the lamppost and write Boys in permanent marker and literally everyone starts like cheering and jumping like i just won world war 3, but then this solid lamppost judt starts like bending and waving like one of those inflatables outside a car wash

so everyones like ooooooohhhhhh... like are they gonna fall off??? but somehow they have the strongest sticking force ever and the post eventually straightens up again and everyones like WAAAAAAYYYYYYY and starts celebrating and then i wake up :)
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#37
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I had a dream where I was in high school again and wanted better graphics for my tf2 so I ordered a bag of this stuff that was supposed to make the game look amazing and retain good performance and the bag was filled with different colored small cubes and you supposedly added one to your game to give it a certain theme BUT the bag also was full of weed and one of the history teachers saw so I ran off the premises onto an 8 person kayak with strangers and we paddled to a remote pacific island where the natives tried killing us. Most of us died. I had a dagger for some reason and killed two of the ones chasing us. The survivors got chased into this mansion in the jungle on the island with a hall of deceptive mirrors and then the dream ended.

I had a dream where I was in high school again and wanted better graphics for my tf2 so I ordered a bag of this stuff that was supposed to make the game look amazing and retain good performance and the bag was filled with different colored small cubes and you supposedly added one to your game to give it a certain theme BUT the bag also was full of weed and one of the history teachers saw so I ran off the premises onto an 8 person kayak with strangers and we paddled to a remote pacific island where the natives tried killing us. Most of us died. I had a dagger for some reason and killed two of the ones chasing us. The survivors got chased into this mansion in the jungle on the island with a hall of deceptive mirrors and then the dream ended.
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#38
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Jw321123Consoleyour dreams have meaning. the unconscious is speaking to you in metaphors. always take it seriously
whats the purpose or what metaphor does a fucking hamburger vending machine have
INSJw321123Consoleyour dreams have meaning. the unconscious is speaking to you in metaphors. always take it seriously
whats the purpose or what metaphor does a fucking hamburger vending machine have
lose some weight bro

WHEN DID I SAY THIS WHAT THE FUCK

im so confused

[quote=Jw321123][quote=Console]your dreams have meaning. the unconscious is speaking to you in metaphors. always take it seriously[/quote]

whats the purpose or what metaphor does a fucking hamburger vending machine have[/quote]
[quote=INS][quote=Jw321123]
[quote=Console]your dreams have meaning. the unconscious is speaking to you in metaphors. always take it seriously[/quote]

whats the purpose or what metaphor does a fucking hamburger vending machine have[/quote]
lose some weight bro[/quote]
WHEN DID I SAY THIS WHAT THE FUCK

im so confused
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#39
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when i had a fever I had like a continuous dream of a zombie invasion with gaps of me waking up and going back to sleep or maybe I dreamt that part too but first thing I did was check the windows

another dream in the same fever was getting kicked out into space by some smart geezers like hawking for doing something (can't remember what lol)

both of these were a while ago but I distantly remember the sheer confusion I had when I woke up

when i had a fever I had like a continuous dream of a zombie invasion with gaps of me waking up and going back to sleep or maybe I dreamt that part too but first thing I did was check the windows

another dream in the same fever was getting kicked out into space by some smart geezers like hawking for doing something (can't remember what lol)

both of these were a while ago but I distantly remember the sheer confusion I had when I woke up
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#40
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earliest one i can remember is from when i was 5 or 6 years old, it was of one or two people skiing down a mountain trying to escape from something, and everything looked like black-and-white inverted outlines. there was booming music that was both loud and quiet at the same time which sounded sort of similar to a lot of the white-noise music genres

i had another where my babysitter turned into a bunch of scarabs/other bugs after i watched The Mummy (brendan fraser version)

earliest one i can remember is from when i was 5 or 6 years old, it was of one or two people skiing down a mountain trying to escape from something, and everything looked like black-and-white inverted outlines. there was booming music that was both loud and quiet at the same time which sounded sort of similar to a lot of the white-noise music genres

i had another where my babysitter turned into a bunch of scarabs/other bugs after i watched The Mummy (brendan fraser version)
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#41
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There was a goat cult in school killing people, then I had to run away from goats for awhile whilst climbing fences and when I got back to school a wall fell over and crushed me.

There was a goat cult in school killing people, then I had to run away from goats for awhile whilst climbing fences and when I got back to school a wall fell over and crushed me.
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#42
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i can do this weird thing where I can lucid dream while being

i can do this weird thing where I can lucid dream while being
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#43
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qsd

qsd
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#44
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waking up and being able to see myself clawed to death by a bear on my bed

waking up and being able to see myself clawed to death by a bear on my bed
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#45
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There was one at a fast food place.

There was one at a fast food place.
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#46
4 Frags +

so my cousin recently had a child, girl. 1 month old. this all took place in my neighborhood.

this is the dream now. my brother alen is 12 years old but hes also the new child that was just born who is 1 month old. they both love chicken and are fluent. problem is, im off to a party. a cop shows up to my house and arrests my mom for having bird food in the trash can so i go back home and work things out with the cop. he realizes i was at a party and gets angry but since im a teenager he doesnt want to ruin my fun and lets me go return to finish the party. i remember specifically 2 of my friends were also there. 1 guy, 1 girl. guy has heelys. he rolls out of my driveway and the girl follows me, they say they're going to pretend to go home but actually go to the party to fool the cop or something. anyways, heelys guy rolls out to the right and i'm walking with this girl who was my 9th grade crush because she was a hot as fuck sophomore.

on the way to the party im making conversation and i see a truck at a 4 way intersection. inside is someone on snapchat i have added named "drummer boy" and his what i presume to be girlfriend. it's coming from the right, about to turn into us. so i move over to the left side of the street even though i'm closer to the right (where he wouldn't be driving anyways). he gets mad because of this and attempts to run me over by doing a 180. so i jump onto his windshield head on because i can't jump out of the way and i end up clinging on for dear life. he is trying to get me off to kill me but i end up making it onto the top of the car holding onto each window for support so i don't fall off. in hindsight, they could have just closed the windows and my fingers would get severely injured if not cut off. they end up crashing into a large area that looks like that hospital you respawn at in Los Santos in GTA 5. Central Los Santos Medical Center in my neighborhood where a house would normally be, on my street. i am able to end up flipping their car over WHILE I AM ON THE TOP OF IT with literally impossible leverage. car ends up exploding as i walk away and what i assume to have killed both of them.

i ask my ex crush if she got it on video and if shes ok and shit like that and she says yeah she got it. so im looking through the footage and here's where the dream really takes a weird turn. i look at the footage and drummer boy is literally playing GTA:SA and he is CJ. he is running me over drives over to the hospital area thing, explodes the car, and runs out and steals a bike from a populated street (even though in real life (real life in the dream) the street only had me and my ex crush). he bikes off and is never seen again. im like shit, i gotta go find the cop because i want this fucker arrested and jailed for attempted murder.

so i go back home with the girl to show him the video but he's nowhere to be seen. so i'm there with my 12 year old brother, mom, ex crush, and 1 month old brother. both of my "brothers" (even though he's like the same person?) LOVE chicken. especially from McDonalds. so we're all on my back porch and my mom goes into the house. i hear my little brother utter his first words, "no". i then learn that the guy is literally fluent in english. so i take him to my mom and show him and shes not surprised because she already knew.

i go back to the porch and now it's my ex crush, my 12 year old brother, and me. the crush stays on the porch while me and my little brother investigate a lot of people at the beginning of our driveway and our neighbors driveway. there are 2 black men working construction. first one looks kinda like open mike eagle and kendrick lamar. he is shorter and more talkative. second kinda has the face of jay-z and tyler but more on the jay-z side. my brother is a 12 year old albino white bitch so he being the immature fuck he is starts calling both of them racial slurs. my neighbors once screamed a racial slur very loudly at like 2 am in real real life so i assume this may be somehow connected. anyways in the dream the 2 guys of course get angry from a little white boy shrimp calling them offensive slurs. they say he wouldn't last a second in compton. the shorter one has a higher pitched voice and the taller one has a lower pitched voice, about the voice of tyler the creator and lamar from gta 5 mixed together i'd say. my brother isn't scared whatsoever and i try to apologize calling him immature but the shorter guy finishes my sentence for me. they start talking about gang warfare and bloods v crips and all sorts of jazz.

i remember the secret service being there reminding them what they needed to focus on. they saw a giant outlet in the earth's ground in my driveway and literally pulled out like a 2m by 1/2m chunk of the earth like it was nothing, it even had a handle on it and everything and start going to work on this outlet, jackhammering it for whatever reason.

i leave and go inside and my 1 month old brother wanted me to cook him some chicken but i said no because of the way he acted. he doesnt apologize and says he doesnt care, gets up, cooks the chicken himself, as a 1 month old who can't even reach the top of the counter, and the dream ends there.

edint: literally happened last night btw

so my cousin recently had a child, girl. 1 month old. this all took place in my neighborhood.

this is the dream now. my brother alen is 12 years old but hes also the new child that was just born who is 1 month old. they both love chicken and are fluent. problem is, im off to a party. a cop shows up to my house and arrests my mom for having bird food in the trash can so i go back home and work things out with the cop. he realizes i was at a party and gets angry but since im a teenager he doesnt want to ruin my fun and lets me go return to finish the party. i remember specifically 2 of my friends were also there. 1 guy, 1 girl. guy has heelys. he rolls out of my driveway and the girl follows me, they say they're going to pretend to go home but actually go to the party to fool the cop or something. anyways, heelys guy rolls out to the right and i'm walking with this girl who was my 9th grade crush because she was a hot as fuck sophomore.

on the way to the party im making conversation and i see a truck at a 4 way intersection. inside is someone on snapchat i have added named "drummer boy" and his what i presume to be girlfriend. it's coming from the right, about to turn into us. so i move over to the left side of the street even though i'm closer to the right (where he wouldn't be driving anyways). he gets mad because of this and attempts to run me over by doing a 180. so i jump onto his windshield head on because i can't jump out of the way and i end up clinging on for dear life. he is trying to get me off to kill me but i end up making it onto the top of the car holding onto each window for support so i don't fall off. in hindsight, they could have just closed the windows and my fingers would get severely injured if not cut off. they end up crashing into a large area that looks like that hospital you respawn at in Los Santos in GTA 5. Central Los Santos Medical Center in my neighborhood where a house would normally be, on my street. i am able to end up flipping their car over WHILE I AM ON THE TOP OF IT with literally impossible leverage. car ends up exploding as i walk away and what i assume to have killed both of them.

i ask my ex crush if she got it on video and if shes ok and shit like that and she says yeah she got it. so im looking through the footage and here's where the dream really takes a weird turn. i look at the footage and drummer boy is literally playing GTA:SA and he is CJ. he is running me over drives over to the hospital area thing, explodes the car, and runs out and steals a bike from a populated street (even though in real life (real life in the dream) the street only had me and my ex crush). he bikes off and is never seen again. im like shit, i gotta go find the cop because i want this fucker arrested and jailed for attempted murder.

so i go back home with the girl to show him the video but he's nowhere to be seen. so i'm there with my 12 year old brother, mom, ex crush, and 1 month old brother. both of my "brothers" (even though he's like the same person?) LOVE chicken. especially from McDonalds. so we're all on my back porch and my mom goes into the house. i hear my little brother utter his first words, "no". i then learn that the guy is literally fluent in english. so i take him to my mom and show him and shes not surprised because she already knew.

i go back to the porch and now it's my ex crush, my 12 year old brother, and me. the crush stays on the porch while me and my little brother investigate a lot of people at the beginning of our driveway and our neighbors driveway. there are 2 black men working construction. first one looks kinda like open mike eagle and kendrick lamar. he is shorter and more talkative. second kinda has the face of jay-z and tyler but more on the jay-z side. my brother is a 12 year old albino white bitch so he being the immature fuck he is starts calling both of them racial slurs. my neighbors once screamed a racial slur very loudly at like 2 am in real real life so i assume this may be somehow connected. anyways in the dream the 2 guys of course get angry from a little white boy shrimp calling them offensive slurs. they say he wouldn't last a second in compton. the shorter one has a higher pitched voice and the taller one has a lower pitched voice, about the voice of tyler the creator and lamar from gta 5 mixed together i'd say. my brother isn't scared whatsoever and i try to apologize calling him immature but the shorter guy finishes my sentence for me. they start talking about gang warfare and bloods v crips and all sorts of jazz.

i remember the secret service being there reminding them what they needed to focus on. they saw a giant outlet in the earth's ground in my driveway and literally pulled out like a 2m by 1/2m chunk of the earth like it was nothing, it even had a handle on it and everything and start going to work on this outlet, jackhammering it for whatever reason.

i leave and go inside and my 1 month old brother wanted me to cook him some chicken but i said no because of the way he acted. he doesnt apologize and says he doesnt care, gets up, cooks the chicken himself, as a 1 month old who can't even reach the top of the counter, and the dream ends there.

edint: literally happened last night btw
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#47
1 Frags +
edinwild ass fucking dream

ill have what ur having

[quote=edin]
wild ass fucking dream
[/quote]
ill have what ur having
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#48
1 Frags +

I have those dreams were on a regular I cant move and there is something like a freaky looking entity at the end of bed just there staring at me.

Take for example few nights ago I had one those dreams where a little girl with no eyes was just there staring at me, I couldn't move or do anything at all.

I have those dreams were on a regular I cant move and there is something like a freaky looking entity at the end of bed just there staring at me.

Take for example few nights ago I had one those dreams where a little girl with no eyes was just there staring at me, I couldn't move or do anything at all.
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#49
match.tf
8 Frags +

I used to constantly dream about bhopping irl.Not even kidding, those were one of the best dreams I ever had: my neighborhood or other place familiar to me, and I'm just jumping and gaining insane speed. Sometimes this was paired with the gravity slowly going down as I jump. Following with the feeling of freedom and a disappointment of me actually being that heavy and slow as I wake up.

I used to constantly dream about bhopping irl.Not even kidding, those were one of the best dreams I ever had: my neighborhood or other place familiar to me, and I'm just jumping and gaining insane speed. Sometimes this was paired with the gravity slowly going down as I jump. Following with the feeling of freedom and a disappointment of me actually being that heavy and slow as I wake up.
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#50
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#51
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Jon_I have those dreams were on a regular I cant move and there is something like a freaky looking entity at the end of bed just there staring at me.

Take for example few nights ago I had one those dreams where a little girl with no eyes was just there staring at me, I couldn't move or do anything at all.

it sounds like you have sleep paralysis

[quote=Jon_]I have those dreams were on a regular I cant move and there is something like a freaky looking entity at the end of bed just there staring at me.

Take for example few nights ago I had one those dreams where a little girl with no eyes was just there staring at me, I couldn't move or do anything at all.[/quote]
it sounds like you have sleep paralysis
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#52
3 Frags +

had a dream last night where some teenagers were smoking cigarettes and taking turns making out with a car , and there was a Simon game looking chart on the car with 1 2 3 4 on each square

had a dream last night where some teenagers were smoking cigarettes and taking turns making out with a car , and there was a Simon game looking chart on the car with 1 2 3 4 on each square
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#53
1 Frags +
daybraekedinwild ass fucking dreamill have what ur having

tons of sleep deprivation dude

[quote=daybraek][quote=edin]
wild ass fucking dream
[/quote]
ill have what ur having[/quote]
tons of sleep deprivation dude
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#54
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not a dream but i woke up the other night with no pants on and i still have no clue how it happened

not a dream but i woke up the other night with no pants on and i still have no clue how it happened
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#55
1 Frags +

do you ever just play stardew valley from first person with your family except there's a genocide going on?

do you ever just play stardew valley from first person with your family except there's a genocide going on?
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#56
tf2pickup.org
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met the Queen in my backyard this morning, just standing there.

met the Queen in my backyard this morning, just standing there.
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#57
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When I was a kid I had a dream where I was stuck on a bridge and those creepy ass puppets from Naruto were at each end coming towards me.

Somehow I was aware it was a dream and started slapping myself to wake up.

When I was a kid I had a dream where I was stuck on a bridge and those creepy ass puppets from Naruto were at each end coming towards me.

Somehow I was aware it was a dream and started slapping myself to wake up.
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