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Awful luck with girls
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hey guys, I just got an add the other day from what I hoped would be my future girlfriend. I honestly have a lot of trouble talking to girls online. I have much better luck in person. I know a lot of you guys are a lot better at this than me, but I really dont get what I did? idk I'm really confused and it's such an ego hit to just have people ghost me all the time.

This is the chat log, and I keep looking through it to see, like, what I could do better or whatever.

https://pastebin.com/U2HqLHK1

All advice appreciated, but only taking into account advice from people in relationships with real women. thank you.

hey guys, I just got an add the other day from what I hoped would be my future girlfriend. I honestly have a lot of trouble talking to girls online. I have much better luck in person. I know a lot of you guys are a lot better at this than me, but I really dont get what I did? idk I'm really confused and it's such an ego hit to just have people ghost me all the time.

This is the chat log, and I keep looking through it to see, like, what I could do better or whatever.

https://pastebin.com/U2HqLHK1

All advice appreciated, but only taking into account advice from people in relationships with real women. thank you.
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#2
54 Frags +

Hi. sheepy dog’s hand here.

Well, this is my last ETF2L post, it has all had to come to this. For the last eight years of my life, ever since I hit puberty, I’ve been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires all because girls have never been attracted to me. Girls gave their affection, and sex and love to other men but never to me.

I’m 21 years old and i’m still a virgin (if we’re not counting a couple of legal nymphets)
It has been very torturous. College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure. Within those years, I’ve had to rot in loneliness. It’s not fair.
You girls have never been attracted to me. I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me but it’s an injustice, a crime, because… I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.

All those girls I’ve desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked down upon me as an inferior man if I ever made a sexual advance towards them, while they throw themselves at these obnoxious brutes. You will finally see that I am in truth the supreme gentleman.

Yours Truly and the True Alpha Male,
sheepy dog’s hand

Hi. sheepy dog’s hand here.

Well, this is my last ETF2L post, it has all had to come to this. For the last eight years of my life, ever since I hit puberty, I’ve been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires all because girls have never been attracted to me. Girls gave their affection, and sex and love to other men but never to me.

I’m 21 years old and i’m still a virgin (if we’re not counting a couple of legal nymphets)
It has been very torturous. College is the time when everyone experiences those things such as sex and fun and pleasure. Within those years, I’ve had to rot in loneliness. It’s not fair.
You girls have never been attracted to me. I don’t know why you girls aren’t attracted to me but it’s an injustice, a crime, because… I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.

All those girls I’ve desired so much, they would have all rejected me and looked down upon me as an inferior man if I ever made a sexual advance towards them, while they throw themselves at these obnoxious brutes. You will finally see that I am in truth the supreme gentleman.

Yours Truly and the True Alpha Male,
sheepy dog’s hand
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#3
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im squeezing my hog to this

im squeezing my hog to this
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#4
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Yeah kinda reminds me of me and Nursey.

You just gotta keep your head up and remember there's a lot more fish in the sea. No matter how long you've thought about her, imagined waking up next to her, sharing body heat, the smell of her hair, the soft rhythm of her breathing. If she doesn't consent, there's just nothing else you can do.

Yeah kinda reminds me of me and Nursey.

You just gotta keep your head up and remember there's a lot more fish in the sea. No matter how long you've thought about her, imagined waking up next to her, sharing body heat, the smell of her hair, the soft rhythm of her breathing. If she doesn't consent, there's just nothing else you can do.
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#5
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only good shitpost on this website in the entire calendar year

only good shitpost on this website in the entire calendar year
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#6
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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)
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#7
newbie.tf
55 Frags +

i know how u feel

https://i.imgur.com/2B7QPkY.png

i know how u feel
[img]https://i.imgur.com/2B7QPkY.png[/img]
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#8
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i thought your profile was visually appealing and i thought we could get along

i thought your profile was visually appealing and i thought we could get along
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#9
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,

,
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#10
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GOLD DIGGER

GOLD DIGGER
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#11
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Can some girl Please be my girlfiend All Girls at school dont want to.

Can some girl Please be my girlfiend All Girls at school dont want to.
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#12
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https://media.giphy.com/media/XMc1Ui9rAFR1m/giphy.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/XMc1Ui9rAFR1m/giphy.gif
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#13
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If you be my Girl friend I will Upfrag your posts And make Pictures of Us.

If you be my Girl friend I will Upfrag your posts And make Pictures of Us.
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#14
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any1 wanna be my egf

any1 wanna be my egf
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#15
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yesterday a cute cashier was talking to me whlie i was buying milk so i forgot to open the glass door and i hit my head on the glass and it was really hard and she started laughing at me :(

yesterday a cute cashier was talking to me whlie i was buying milk so i forgot to open the glass door and i hit my head on the glass and it was really hard and she started laughing at me :(
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#16
Stream Highlights
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Pootis_FazbearIf you be my Girl friend I will Upfrag your posts And make Pictures of Us.

I volunteer.

[quote=Pootis_Fazbear]If you be my Girl friend I will Upfrag your posts And make Pictures of Us.[/quote]
I volunteer.
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#17
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Pootis_FazbearIf you be my Girl friend I will Upfrag your posts And make Pictures of Us.

added

[quote=Pootis_Fazbear]If you be my Girl friend I will Upfrag your posts And make Pictures of Us.[/quote]
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#18
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looking for egf

looking for egf
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#19
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Pootis_FazbearIf you be my Girl friend I will Upfrag your posts And make Pictures of Us.

added

wait shit fuck no am i too late

[quote=Pootis_Fazbear]If you be my Girl friend I will Upfrag your posts And make Pictures of Us.[/quote]
added

wait shit fuck no am i too late
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#20
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(=´ᆺ`=)

(=´ᆺ`=)
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#21
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(=´ᆺ`=)

(=´ᆺ`=)
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#22
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upfrog for insta friendzone

upfrog for insta friendzone
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#23
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we need stultus back

we need stultus back
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#24
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yeah mate you blew it
you can tell that comment about 'having both arms is kinda a deal breaker' is what threw her off.
next time don't bring up both arms like that. not everyone has both arms.
you blew it hard this time. better luck next time

yeah mate you blew it
you can tell that comment about 'having both arms is kinda a deal breaker' is what threw her off.
next time don't bring up both arms like that. not everyone has both arms.
you blew it hard this time. better luck next time
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#25
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Ok this is mostly on-topic. A couple seasons ago Panacea was added my a scammer and then he proceeded to act like a retard and waste this guy's time for many hours on end. I wish this chat had time stamps. It started before scrims and he kept up on it between games and even during the scrims, leading this guy along with bs and wasting his time over the course of over 2 hours and from 2 different accounts. It's hard to tell from the text at what point they intersect and the scammer is talking to both accounts at once but they sync at the end. Evidence of this torture is here: https://pastebin.com/30dwnQ1G

Ok this is mostly on-topic. A couple seasons ago Panacea was added my a scammer and then he proceeded to act like a retard and waste this guy's time for many hours on end. I wish this chat had time stamps. It started before scrims and he kept up on it between games and even during the scrims, leading this guy along with bs and wasting his time over the course of over 2 hours and from 2 different accounts. It's hard to tell from the text at what point they intersect and the scammer is talking to both accounts at once but they sync at the end. Evidence of this torture is here: https://pastebin.com/30dwnQ1G
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#26
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(‘ ◞ิ۝◟ิ‵)

(‘ ◞ิ۝◟ิ‵)
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#27
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One advantage to be gay I guess lol

One advantage to be gay I guess lol
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#28
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(=´ᆺ`=)

(=´ᆺ`=)
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#29
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GENTLEMAN GAMERS RISE UP

GENTLEMAN GAMERS RISE UP
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#30
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just be a girl lol

just be a girl lol
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