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Why do you shitpost?
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I want to ask the shitposters of this site a simple question and it is why?Well me myself i shitpost because i want attention that my parents didnt give me,what is your reason?

I want to ask the shitposters of this site a simple question and it is why?Well me myself i shitpost because i want attention that my parents didnt give me,what is your reason?
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#2
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Birds fly, the sun shines, and brother, I shitpost.

Birds fly, the sun shines, and brother, I shitpost.
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#3
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I d

I d
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Ah, this is a question that many mere mortals ask me. You see, shitposting is not some activity that you partake in because you deem it "enjoyable" or "cool". In fact, it is itself not an activity, but rather, a state of existence. From the moment I wake up, to the moment I am absorbed by the sweet pillowy embrace of my inflatable air mattress in my parents basement, I think of shitposting. It's an artform, much like kung fu, or arguing with religious sheep (both of which are things that I'm proficient at as well). I have devoted my life to this path, and I shall never stray from it. The winds of time may weather down the stones of society, but you will still find me after the apocalypse, sketching copypastas onto the walls of ruined cities.

Ah, this is a question that many mere mortals ask me. You see, shitposting is not some activity that you partake in because you deem it "enjoyable" or "cool". In fact, it is itself not an activity, but rather, a state of existence. From the moment I wake up, to the moment I am absorbed by the sweet pillowy embrace of my inflatable air mattress in my parents basement, I think of shitposting. It's an artform, much like kung fu, or arguing with religious sheep (both of which are things that I'm proficient at as well). I have devoted my life to this path, and I shall never stray from it. The winds of time may weather down the stones of society, but you will still find me after the apocalypse, sketching copypastas onto the walls of ruined cities.
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there's been cum just literally oozing out of my ears for a solid year and a half

there's been cum just literally oozing out of my ears for a solid year and a half
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AntimoonBirds fly, the sun shines, and brother, I shitpost.

N U T M A N

[quote=Antimoon]Birds fly, the sun shines, and brother, I shitpost.[/quote]
N U T M A N
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EntropyTFthere's been cum just literally oozing out of my ears for a solid year and a half

Dood Wtf

[quote=EntropyTF]there's been cum just literally oozing out of my ears for a solid year and a half[/quote]

Dood Wtf
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I think, therefore I shitpost

I think, therefore I shitpost
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it felt fun to "bait" people until I realised how much of a retard I made myself to look

it felt fun to "bait" people until I realised how much of a retard I made myself to look
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nutshinyit felt fun to "bait" people until I realised how much of a retard I made myself to look

i dont think showing a picture of your shit is considered "bait"

[quote=nutshiny]it felt fun to "bait" people until I realised how much of a retard I made myself to look[/quote]
i dont think showing a picture of your shit is considered "bait"
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#11
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nutshinyit felt fun to "bait" people until I realised how much of a retard I made myself to look

can you post a picture of you eating your own shit this time :D

[quote=nutshiny]it felt fun to "bait" people until I realised how much of a retard I made myself to look[/quote]
can you post a picture of you eating your own shit this time :D
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#12
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in order to measure my abilities

in order to measure my abilities
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IM GOING TO BECOME THE NEXT POSTKAGE SO EVERYONE WILL NOTICE AND RESPECT ME!

BELIEVE IT!

IM GOING TO BECOME THE NEXT POSTKAGE SO EVERYONE WILL NOTICE AND RESPECT ME!

BELIEVE IT!
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#14
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Autism probably

Autism probably
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GrapeJuiceIIInutshinyit felt fun to "bait" people until I realised how much of a retard I made myself to looki dont think showing a picture of your shit is considered "bait"caaaaaaaaatnutshinyit felt fun to "bait" people until I realised how much of a retard I made myself to lookcan you post a picture of you eating your own shit this time :D

I never got the change to tell it wasn't even a real poop c'mon! Showing a real one would have been too far.

[quote=GrapeJuiceIII][quote=nutshiny]it felt fun to "bait" people until I realised how much of a retard I made myself to look[/quote]
i dont think showing a picture of your shit is considered "bait"[/quote]
[quote=caaaaaaaaat][quote=nutshiny]it felt fun to "bait" people until I realised how much of a retard I made myself to look[/quote]
can you post a picture of you eating your own shit this time :D[/quote]
I never got the change to tell it wasn't even a real poop c'mon! Showing a real one would have been too far.
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#16
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it's an art form with possibilities for validation

it's an art form with possibilities for validation
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#17
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for the greater good

for the greater good
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