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What would a team of 6 yous be like?
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#31
4 Frags +

non-stop funny word
also this

BrimstoneClose tf2 and play 6 man terraria good times ensue
non-stop funny word
also this [quote=Brimstone]
Close tf2 and play 6 man terraria good times ensue[/quote]
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#32
2 Frags +

the team would never ready up and the first 45 minutes after connecting to the server would devolve into "hey can i swap solly with one of you guys i honestly blow at demo/scout/med"

then one of the 6 mongoloids would shout "team's dead" and there would be a mass exodus of gritomas followed by a FFL

the team would never ready up and the first 45 minutes after connecting to the server would devolve into "hey can i swap solly with one of you guys i honestly blow at demo/scout/med"

then one of the 6 mongoloids would shout "team's dead" and there would be a mass exodus of gritomas followed by a FFL
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#33
2 Frags +

re

re
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#34
7 Frags +

6 consoles trying to find a 7th so they can all Dodge scrims for a production/cast, all the while arguing about who gets to play soldier scout and demo since they're 'not medic mains' anymore. Inevitably we would all emo out of the team somewhere around week 6 and grind Clone Hero FCs until the season after where we would try and reform during the last few hour of registration.

6 consoles trying to find a 7th so they can all Dodge scrims for a production/cast, all the while arguing about who gets to play soldier scout and demo since they're 'not medic mains' anymore. Inevitably we would all emo out of the team somewhere around week 6 and grind Clone Hero FCs until the season after where we would try and reform during the last few hour of registration.
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#35
-2 Frags +

5 guys complaining they are not getting enough heals and no med because he fucking killed himself.

5 guys complaining they are not getting enough heals and no med because he fucking killed himself.
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#36
16 Frags +

Two 150 DPM Scouts
A Demo that can't hit stickies
A Medic with enough patience to stick through it
Two low-Open Soldiers (one uses stock the other uses Original)

We would never miss a scrim or match and end up a 7-9 Open team probably

Two 150 DPM Scouts
A Demo that can't hit stickies
A Medic with enough patience to stick through it
Two low-Open Soldiers (one uses stock the other uses Original)

We would never miss a scrim or match and end up a 7-9 Open team probably
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#37
30 Frags +
Screwball5 guys complaining they are not getting enough heals and no med because he fucking killed himself.These Open Players ESEA Rosterscout: Aria
scout: Callum
roamer: shadow
pocket: lial
demo: -azion
medic: ScrewB

monkaS

[quote=Screwball]5 guys complaining they are not getting enough heals and no med because he [b]fucking killed himself.[/b][/quote]
[quote=These Open Players ESEA Roster]
scout: Aria
scout: Callum
roamer: shadow
pocket: lial
demo: -azion
[b][i][u]medic: ScrewB[/u][/I][/b]
[/quote]
monkaS
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#38
5 Frags +

The best looking.

The best looking.
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#39
17 Frags +

demoman doesn't show up to mid then we hold last for 2 hours

demoman doesn't show up to mid then we hold last for 2 hours
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#40
2 Frags +

useless demo, useless soldier, useless medic, no comms

useless demo, useless soldier, useless medic, no comms
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#41
5 Frags +

I dont think there enough offclasses for that to work

I dont think there enough offclasses for that to work
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#42
23 Frags +

5 people angry at a medic

5 people angry at a medic
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#43
-5 Frags +
botmode

That edit

[quote=botmode][/quote]
That edit
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#44
-7 Frags +

I'd finally have a team that lasts more than a season, and teammates that follow up on my damage calls, and that have sensible timing...

TBH it would be the kind of team that eventually makes it to invite not through talent, but through raw perseverance. Finally being able to scrim every night would be nice too.

I'd finally have a team that lasts more than a season, and teammates that follow up on my damage calls, and that have sensible timing...

TBH it would be the kind of team that eventually makes it to invite not through talent, but through raw perseverance. Finally being able to scrim every night would be nice too.
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#45
4 Frags +

6 quiet feeders baiting each other

6 quiet feeders baiting each other
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#46
0 Frags +

A team of 6 mes would play a bit more of an old-school style.

My scouts would be wildly inconsistent and mostly good at cleaning up frags, not doing damage, so we would play off the damage of our soldiers and demo, if we can get over the awful positioning of my soldiers.

Sniper would be off-class of choice for pushing lasts, since once in a while they would just go off and single-handedly win pushes, even if 90% of the time they do fuck all.

We would probably try some idiot strat once in a while that will wipe the team because we full commit.

Most of the time though, calls would be strong -- getting out of midfights when at disadvantage, tracking ubers, etc.

A team of 6 mes would play a bit more of an old-school style.

My scouts would be wildly inconsistent and mostly good at cleaning up frags, not doing damage, so we would play off the damage of our soldiers and demo, if we can get over the awful positioning of my soldiers.

Sniper would be off-class of choice for pushing lasts, since once in a while they would just go off and single-handedly win pushes, even if 90% of the time they do fuck all.

We would probably try some idiot strat once in a while that will wipe the team because we full commit.

Most of the time though, calls would be strong -- getting out of midfights when at disadvantage, tracking ubers, etc.
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#47
1 Frags +

dead

dead
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#48
4 Frags +

Scouts would not be able to hit the broadside of a barn.
Roamer would salvage as best he can.
Demo would hide behind entire team because no good scouts and get less deaths than the med.
Pocket would bomb in and expect people to clean up but no one would.
Med would constantly be out of position because of the pocket and demo and die a lot.
Whole team is constantly screaming damage numbers and positioning.

Scouts would not be able to hit the broadside of a barn.
Roamer would salvage as best he can.
Demo would hide behind entire team because no good scouts and get less deaths than the med.
Pocket would bomb in and expect people to clean up but no one would.
Med would constantly be out of position because of the pocket and demo and die a lot.
Whole team is constantly screaming damage numbers and positioning.
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#49
-7 Frags +

6 twiggys would be super well synchronised and organised and never feed for nothing, and be buffed all the time, and have tons of set plays..
...but the twig scouts can't aim so they would use FaN to compensate/out of frustration
...and the roamer twig can't jump so sacking him would be useless
... and none of us can play sniper D:

We would also use extremely cheap tactics to compensate for our lack of skill such as engineers to hold mid, direct hit, FaN or pyros and we would conceal our cancerous nature until officials for maximum saltiness of opponents ;)
also since all of us can play any class we would mix up class often to avoid boring the twig scouts to death

6 twiggys would be super well synchronised and organised and never feed for nothing, and be buffed all the time, and have tons of set plays..
...but the twig scouts can't aim so they would use FaN to compensate/out of frustration
...and the roamer twig can't jump so sacking him would be useless
... and none of us can play sniper D:

We would also use extremely cheap tactics to compensate for our lack of skill such as engineers to hold mid, direct hit, FaN or pyros and we would conceal our cancerous nature until officials for maximum saltiness of opponents ;)
also since all of us can play any class we would mix up class often to avoid boring the twig scouts to death
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#50
-5 Frags +

every single one of us would complain about not being healed

every single one of us would complain about not being healed
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#51
7 Frags +
Console-Screwball5 guys complaining they are not getting enough heals and no med because he fucking killed himself.These Open Players ESEA Rosterscout: Aria
scout: Callum
roamer: shadow
pocket: lial
demo: -azion
medic: ScrewB
monkaS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Df7fObNOeo

[quote=Console-][quote=Screwball]5 guys complaining they are not getting enough heals and no med because he [b]fucking killed himself.[/b][/quote]
[quote=These Open Players ESEA Roster]
scout: Aria
scout: Callum
roamer: shadow
pocket: lial
demo: -azion
[b][i][u]medic: ScrewB[/u][/I][/b]
[/quote]
monkaS[/quote]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Df7fObNOeo
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#52
3 Frags +

WhAt ArE yOu DoInG dUdE

WhAt ArE yOu DoInG dUdE
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#53
45 Frags +
dellaevery single one of us would complain about not being healed

you complain enough for 6 people already

[quote=della]every single one of us would complain about not being healed[/quote]
you complain enough for 6 people already
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#54
66 Frags +

No playing Just making Fanfics super fast

No playing Just making Fanfics super fast
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#55
1 Frags +

horrible med
demo who doesnt know any rollouts
pocket who tilts cause his meds terrible
roamer who just watches flank and waits for his team to die so he can complain about his team dying
scout who misses everything
other scouts on sniper 100% of the time also misses 100% of the time

SOUNDS LIKE MY CURRENT TEAM
(please dont cut me catbowcar thanks <3)

horrible med
demo who doesnt know any rollouts
pocket who tilts cause his meds terrible
roamer who just watches flank and waits for his team to die so he can complain about his team dying
scout who misses everything
other scouts on sniper 100% of the time also misses 100% of the time

SOUNDS LIKE MY CURRENT TEAM
(please dont cut me catbowcar thanks <3)
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#56
5 Frags +

tbh I feel like we'd be pretty cohesive and forgiving, considering i'm acutely aware of what calls I want to hear and dislike it when others don't do them

However everyone on the team would be dying to offclass and the medic would definitely have to play the babysitter. Also I definitely only think I am better on demo/soldier than I actually am. So I would suck on those classes, while the other versions of me would silently think "we need to switch, this guy blows"

tbh I feel like we'd be pretty cohesive and forgiving, considering i'm acutely aware of what calls I want to hear and dislike it when others don't do them

However everyone on the team would be dying to offclass and the medic would definitely have to play the babysitter. Also I definitely only [b]think[/b] I am better on demo/soldier than I [b]actually[/b] am. So I would suck on those classes, while the other versions of me would silently think "we need to switch, this guy blows"
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#57
-6 Frags +

6 bamnys

6 bamnys
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#58
36 Frags +

no ubers will be counted, we push when god wills us to

no ubers will be counted, we push when god wills us to
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#59
0 Frags +

we'd all get bored and play 6 engis on last

we'd all get bored and play 6 engis on last
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#60
15 Frags +

all of me fighting to be on demo

all of me fighting to be on demo
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