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#1
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ONLY CHOOSE ONE

[url=https://imgur.com/a/nrHMsE7]ONLY CHOOSE ONE[/url]
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#2
15 Frags +

$5 cuz I’m hungy and wan some subway

$5 cuz I’m hungy and wan some subway
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#3
18 Frags +

restart life, start mining bitcoins and get all the sex

restart life, start mining bitcoins and get all the sex
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#4
19 Frags +

Unlimited sex because then you could nut in loads of women and receive more than 5 bil in benefits on paper

Unlimited sex because then you could nut in loads of women and receive more than 5 bil in benefits on paper
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#5
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could i wait till im on my deathbed and then restart my life?

could i wait till im on my deathbed and then restart my life?
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#6
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DollyUnlimited sex because then you could nut in loads of women and receive more than 5 bil in benefits on paper

isnt it the other way around? I guess it depends who gets custody

[quote=Dolly]Unlimited sex because then you could nut in loads of women and receive more than 5 bil in benefits on paper[/quote]
isnt it the other way around? I guess it depends who gets custody
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#7
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If u restart life do you remember everything, if so I would restart life, otherwise I would take the 5 bil

If u restart life do you remember everything, if so I would restart life, otherwise I would take the 5 bil
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#8
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vulcIf u restart life do you remember everything, if so I would restart life, otherwise I would take the 5 bil

Restart life is being reborn with no memories

[quote=vulc]If u restart life do you remember everything, if so I would restart life, otherwise I would take the 5 bil[/quote]
Restart life is being reborn with no memories
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#9
-3 Frags +

Door 2

Door 2
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#10
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If i restart my life and end up on this post again, can i chose again?

If i restart my life and end up on this post again, can i chose again?
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#11
5 Frags +

door 2 gives you door 3 and may as well give you door 1

door 2 gives you door 3 and may as well give you door 1
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#12
1 Frags +

If i can remember everything then OFC i would restart. I could become rich and get unlimited sex with the things i know in hindsight anyways.

If i can remember everything then OFC i would restart. I could become rich and get unlimited sex with the things i know in hindsight anyways.
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#13
86 Frags +

guys dont pick restart life i ended up on the competitive tf2 timeline again ffs

guys dont pick restart life i ended up on the competitive tf2 timeline again ffs
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#14
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CrimeScenevulcIf u restart life do you remember everything, if so I would restart life, otherwise I would take the 5 bilRestart life is being reborn with no memories

whats the point since you're just going to be in the exact situation

[quote=CrimeScene][quote=vulc]If u restart life do you remember everything, if so I would restart life, otherwise I would take the 5 bil[/quote]
Restart life is being reborn with no memories[/quote]
whats the point since you're just going to be in the exact situation
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#15
1 Frags +

$5 Billion ez

$5 Billion ez
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#16
55 Frags +

5 billion dollars so i could spend it all on a 7v7 LAN

5 billion dollars so i could spend it all on a 7v7 LAN
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#17
-8 Frags +

none because,

restart life no memories no thanks, even with memories it would be so long as a kid where i cant do anything so its not fun, also i might end up in a bad situation.

$5 BILLION no thanks, becuase thats way too much money and i might get robbed and i wouldnt know how to spend it. i rather live my life and earn things than get it easy. maybe if it was $1 million i'd take.

unlimited sex no thanks, i would get addicted and having unlimited orgasms would mean i no longer feel like i need to eat or drink because the orgasms are so blissful, so i would just die

none because,

restart life no memories no thanks, even with memories it would be so long as a kid where i cant do anything so its not fun, also i might end up in a bad situation.

$5 BILLION no thanks, becuase thats way too much money and i might get robbed and i wouldnt know how to spend it. i rather live my life and earn things than get it easy. maybe if it was $1 million i'd take.

unlimited sex no thanks, i would get addicted and having unlimited orgasms would mean i no longer feel like i need to eat or drink because the orgasms are so blissful, so i would just die
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#18
8 Frags +
All_Over_RSnone because,

restart life no memories no thanks, even with memories it would be so long as a kid where i cant do anything so its not fun, also i might end up in a bad situation.

$5 BILLION no thanks, becuase thats way too much money and i might get robbed and i wouldnt know how to spend it. i rather live my life and earn things than get it easy. maybe if it was $1 million i'd take.

unlimited sex no thanks, i would get addicted and having unlimited orgasms would mean i no longer feel like i need to eat or drink because the orgasms are so blissful, so i would just die

then surely you take the cash and donate most of it to charity or whatever, leaving some as an emergency fund i guess.

[quote=All_Over_RS]none because,

restart life no memories no thanks, even with memories it would be so long as a kid where i cant do anything so its not fun, also i might end up in a bad situation.

$5 BILLION no thanks, becuase thats way too much money and i might get robbed and i wouldnt know how to spend it. i rather live my life and earn things than get it easy. maybe if it was $1 million i'd take.

unlimited sex no thanks, i would get addicted and having unlimited orgasms would mean i no longer feel like i need to eat or drink because the orgasms are so blissful, so i would just die[/quote]

then surely you take the cash and donate most of it to charity or whatever, leaving some as an emergency fund i guess.
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#19
5 Frags +

by restart life do they mean get born to the same parents or can i reroll into being the child of some billionaire

by restart life do they mean get born to the same parents or can i reroll into being the child of some billionaire
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#20
18 Frags +
All_Over_RSnone because,

restart life no memories no thanks, even with memories it would be so long as a kid where i cant do anything so its not fun, also i might end up in a bad situation.

$5 BILLION no thanks, becuase thats way too much money and i might get robbed and i wouldnt know how to spend it. i rather live my life and earn things than get it easy. maybe if it was $1 million i'd take.

unlimited sex no thanks, i would get addicted and having unlimited orgasms would mean i no longer feel like i need to eat or drink because the orgasms are so blissful, so i would just die

ur a bitch

[quote=All_Over_RS]none because,

restart life no memories no thanks, even with memories it would be so long as a kid where i cant do anything so its not fun, also i might end up in a bad situation.

$5 BILLION no thanks, becuase thats way too much money and i might get robbed and i wouldnt know how to spend it. i rather live my life and earn things than get it easy. maybe if it was $1 million i'd take.

unlimited sex no thanks, i would get addicted and having unlimited orgasms would mean i no longer feel like i need to eat or drink because the orgasms are so blissful, so i would just die[/quote]
ur a bitch
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#21
-1 Frags +

Wait so if I restart life do I retain all of my knowledge/memories or is it literally like reincarnation

if it's the latter then that'd be closer to what I imagine hell would be

door #2 could feasibly obtain both doors #1 and #3 anyways

Wait so if I restart life do I retain all of my knowledge/memories or is it literally like reincarnation

if it's the latter then that'd be closer to what I imagine hell would be

door #2 could feasibly obtain both doors #1 and #3 anyways
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#22
3 Frags +

Ur dumb if u don't choose $5 billion that amount of money can literally get you anything you want. You can probably even make it a renewable resource if you choose to invest, but even if not it's 5 BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS.

Ur dumb if u don't choose $5 billion that amount of money can literally get you anything you want. You can probably even make it a renewable resource if you choose to invest, but even if not it's 5 BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS.
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#23
2 Frags +

It would take you over 13 years to spend the 5 billion, if you somehow managed to spend literally 1 million dollars every day, and if you had no income from investments.

You could live better than most people in the world do off of the interest you'd get keeping 5 million dollars in the bank.

5 billion is the best choice by a colossal margin.

It would take you over 13 years to spend the 5 billion, if you somehow managed to spend literally 1 million dollars every day, and if you had no income from investments.

You could live better than most people in the world do off of the interest you'd get keeping 5 million dollars in the bank.

5 billion is the best choice by a colossal margin.
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#24
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dishsoapAll_Over_RSnone because,

restart life no memories no thanks, even with memories it would be so long as a kid where i cant do anything so its not fun, also i might end up in a bad situation.

$5 BILLION no thanks, becuase thats way too much money and i might get robbed and i wouldnt know how to spend it. i rather live my life and earn things than get it easy. maybe if it was $1 million i'd take.

unlimited sex no thanks, i would get addicted and having unlimited orgasms would mean i no longer feel like i need to eat or drink because the orgasms are so blissful, so i would just die
ur a bitch

fuck off misogynist scum

[quote=dishsoap][quote=All_Over_RS]none because,

restart life no memories no thanks, even with memories it would be so long as a kid where i cant do anything so its not fun, also i might end up in a bad situation.

$5 BILLION no thanks, becuase thats way too much money and i might get robbed and i wouldnt know how to spend it. i rather live my life and earn things than get it easy. maybe if it was $1 million i'd take.

unlimited sex no thanks, i would get addicted and having unlimited orgasms would mean i no longer feel like i need to eat or drink because the orgasms are so blissful, so i would just die[/quote]
ur a bitch[/quote]

fuck off misogynist scum
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#25
3 Frags +

take the 5 billion
buy the san francisco giants
run them into the ground
send bumgarner to the marlins
send posey down to A and keep him there forever
buy my mom a house
die in a hypercar

take the 5 billion
buy the san francisco giants
run them into the ground
send bumgarner to the marlins
send posey down to A and keep him there forever
buy my mom a house
die in a hypercar
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#26
1 Frags +

5 billion because i could buy all the sex i wanted anyways and still have a shitload of money left over

5 billion because i could buy all the sex i wanted anyways and still have a shitload of money left over
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#27
-1 Frags +

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#28
0 Frags +

5 billion dollars so i can actually afford to continue living in Vancouver when i have to move out

5 billion dollars so i can actually afford to continue living in Vancouver when i have to move out
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#29
-2 Frags +

5 millien dollar so i can buy the wife something nice :)

5 millien dollar so i can buy the wife something nice :)
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#30
1 Frags +

5 billions dollars so I can buy starbucks and not feel like I'm poor right after

5 billions dollars so I can buy starbucks and not feel like I'm poor right after
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