What made you smile today? :)

#31

indra

14 Frags – +

the wife

#32

GrapeJuiceIII

7 Frags – +

On my walk to school this morning I walked past a construction site and heard a bunch of workers roasting each other.

#33

3680962134679021

2 Frags – +

my cat

#34

cromen

3 Frags – +

seeing my dad smile today :)

#35

cin

0 Frags – +

=

#36

maraudeR

4 Frags – +

had a good talk with some friends i have become increasingly distant from

#37

Seinfeld

11 Frags – +

i changed my fortnite name to pewdiepie bro 33

#38

3680962134679021

9 Frags – +

oh hell yeah pov

#39

coyo_geezer

3 Frags – +

Got a very nice snap from irl friend who i havent seen or spoken to in years and then he sent another with a bunch of old friends in it as well !!
Really turned my frown upside down :D

#40

alec_

9 Frags – +

povi changed my fortnite name to pewdiepie bro 33

this is what made me smile today

[quote=pov]i changed my fortnite name to pewdiepie bro 33[/quote]
this is what made me smile today

#41

rotidder

6 Frags – +

I punched a Nazi

#42

bearodactyl

2 Frags – +

hamahamvulchamahamfiguring out how much hp a normal person would have in tf2You can’t say that and not give us a numberWild_Rumpusprobably around ten, considering that getting shot in the fucking head with a pistol does ~20 damage
Right, so I've based this study on Engineer since he's within the normal BMI zone (18,5-24,9).

The easiest way to calculate this from what I can think of is fall damage.

What's a height that a person would fall from and generally die from? According to this report, on page 17 we see some statistics, the ones that I'll be using since they appeal to the height where a normal person could find themselves in (a several story building for example.) We'll be using the average of 11-25 feet, which of course is 18.
We'll also be needing to convert this into hammer units, and since I'm EU I decided to convert it into cm for fun.
18 feet is 548.64 cm, 1 hammer unit is 1.904 cm, this gives us that the height we'll be killing ourselves with is 288,15126050420168067226890756303 hammer units above a flat surface.

I did 10 drop tests, it gave me the total value of 161, this divided by 10 gives us the average 16.1, highest value was 19 and lowest value was 13, so it's fair to assume that our hp would be 16.1 +- 3.

This also plays into the fact we'd most likely die being shot by a Luger which point blank does 20-22 damage while from some distance does 15 damage.

this made me smile :)

im not gonna lie at first when I saw "288,15126050420168067226890756303 hammer units" I was like holy shit that's a big number (forgot euros use , and . in the opposite way from how we do)
put it in wolframalpha to find that it's ~2.8 × 10^31 (or 28 thousand billion billion billion) and now im curious how much fall damage you would take from that height
pretty sure tf2 has a terminal velocity so i feel like theres a certain height above which you can't take any more fall damage (if it's calculated by how much velocity you have when you hit the ground which im pretty sure it is)

[quote=hamaham][quote=vulc][quote=hamaham]figuring out how much hp a normal person would have in tf2[/quote]
You can’t say that and not give us a number[/quote]

[quote=Wild_Rumpus]
probably around ten, considering that getting shot in the fucking head with a pistol does ~20 damage[/quote]

Right, so I've based this study on Engineer since he's within the normal BMI zone (18,5-24,9).

The easiest way to calculate this from what I can think of is fall damage.

What's a height that a person would fall from and generally die from? According to [url=https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/docs/2000-116/pdfs/2000-116.pdf]this report, on page 17[/url] we see some statistics, the ones that I'll be using since they appeal to the height where a normal person could find themselves in (a several story building for example.) We'll be using the average of 11-25 feet, which of course is 18.
We'll also be needing to convert this into hammer units, and since I'm EU I decided to convert it into cm for fun.
18 feet is 548.64 cm, 1 hammer unit is 1.904 cm, this gives us that the height we'll be killing ourselves with is [b]288,15126050420168067226890756303 hammer units[/b] above a flat surface.

I did 10 drop tests, it gave me the total value of 161, this divided by 10 gives us the average 16.1, highest value was 19 and lowest value was 13, so it's fair to assume that our hp would be 16.1 +- 3.

This also plays into the fact we'd most likely die being shot by a [url=https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Lugermorph]Luger[/url] which point blank does 20-22 damage while from some distance does 15 damage.[/quote]
this made me smile :)

im not gonna lie at first when I saw "288,15126050420168067226890756303 hammer units" I was like holy shit that's a big number (forgot euros use , and . in the opposite way from how we do)
put it in wolframalpha to find that it's ~2.8 × 10^31 (or 28 thousand billion billion billion) and now im curious how much fall damage you would take from that height
pretty sure tf2 has a terminal velocity so i feel like theres a certain height above which you can't take any more fall damage (if it's calculated by how much velocity you have when you hit the ground which im pretty sure it is)

#43

cereaI

3 Frags – +

nerds

#44

atidere

2 Frags – +

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWZlefy_yXM

#45

Reflecto

3 Frags – +

My friend described playing elite dangerous in VR with his new joystick between his legs as wrestling a boner. that shit was funny

#46

tatuwah

14 Frags – +

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/197044247206166528/438856911333359617/image.png?width=274&height=487

[img]https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/197044247206166528/438856911333359617/image.png?width=274&height=487[/img]

#47

squiel

12 Frags – +

i saw a pootis_fazbear post

#48

mochi

-10 Frags – +

i saw a twitter thread of really bad rap lyrics and there were some very funny ones, my favorite was "i wish a n***** would like a kitchen cabinet"

#49

catman1900

2 Frags – +

I got baked and watched star wars episode 5 and it was freaking great

#50

dot_

10 Frags – +

boxcari saw a twitter thread of really bad rap lyrics and there were some very funny ones, my favorite was "i wish a n***** would like a kitchen cabinet"

if u hate 2 chainz u hate fun

[quote=boxcar]i saw a twitter thread of really bad rap lyrics and there were some very funny ones, my favorite was "i wish a n***** would like a kitchen cabinet"[/quote]
if u hate 2 chainz u hate fun

#51

chompa-

4 Frags – +

i accidentally smiled at my dance class

#52

tojo

1 Frags – +

I got my oil changed and reformatted yesterday, and it feels good

#53

Jasbutts

6 Frags – +

My parents had the day off from work so I got to see them before I left for my work shift. Usually I don't see my mom during the week since I leave for work before they come home.

Also I sent a horrifying snap to people and they were disgusted and that made me laugh.

My parents had the day off from work so I got to see them before I left for my work shift. Usually I don't see my mom during the week since I leave for work before they come home.

Also I sent a horrifying snap to people and they were disgusted and that made me laugh.

#54

owl

6 Frags – +

my amazon order came in and my cat got some new toys and he's been barreling around the house playing with them and doesnt even give a shit about the box so you know they're good toys

#55

Segno

3 Frags – +

my face muscles

#56

jetz

5 Frags – +

got my drivers license a couple days ago :O

#57

Antimoon

1 Frags – +

The prospect of the sweet release of death.

#58

hamaham

1 Frags – +

CrimeSceneCan you calculate the size of the engineer's dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Nb-fkxVe0

[quote=CrimeScene]Can you calculate the size of the engineer's dick[/quote]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Nb-fkxVe0

#59

Hellbent

Momentum Mod

4 Frags – +

someone complimented my creative work ^.^

#60

Maxi-

0 Frags – +

JasbuttsMy parents had the day off from work so I got to see them before I left for my work shift. Usually I don't see my mom during the week since I leave for work before they come home.

Also I sent a horrifying snap to people and they were disgusted and that made me laugh.

was that the mouth one

[quote=Jasbutts]My parents had the day off from work so I got to see them before I left for my work shift. Usually I don't see my mom during the week since I leave for work before they come home.

Also I sent a horrifying snap to people and they were disgusted and that made me laugh.[/quote]

was that the mouth one