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Ascent swaps corsa for paddie
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Hudsen
September 21, 2017

Following their farewell to their EU team, Ascent have announced that scout corsa will be stepping down from the starting scout role and moving to a backup role for the team, which was confirmed on Ascent’s twitter. In his place, former pocket soldier paddie will be filling in the vacant scout role.

paddie caps off his time with froyotech after a victory at Rewind LAN (picture by Ness "[uberchain](https://twitter.com/uberchain)" Delacroix and Jasmine "[Jasbutts](https://twitter.com/Miss_Jasbutts)" Ho) paddie returns to ESEA invite under a new banner (picture by Ness "uberchain" Delacroix and Jasmine "Jasbutts" Ho)

We were also able to get a few thoughts from paddie about the roster swap, and when asked about the change we were met with this answer:

He killed Strawberry Mangoes. It was him. Muma and Free, the whole team, he blew it up. It's true. No one survived, but us. Ask him if you want, he'll tell you. He's proud of it. Listen. You have to hear this. We worked so hard for him. We did everything he asked us & more.

corsa starts to cry.

He took me from my father, alfa when I was just a little boy. He made me do whatever he wanted & said he'd kill my father if I didn't. I did everything he asked, but he killed him anyway...along with everyone else. He was scared of us. Scared that a legendary team would be born someday & rise up to overthrow him.

Please, destroy b4nny. He made me what I am. Don't let him do it to anyone else. Whatever it takes, stop him. Please...

corsa dies

While paddie is known for excellent performances on soldier, namely with froyotech during 2016 at i58, Rewind, and past ESEA invite seasons, he was recently spotted competing on international ping among European powerhouse Se7en as their substitute scout for the latter half of Season 27 in the place of scout Starkie.

With this change, the roster of Ascent now consists of:

  • Scout: yomps
  • Scout: paddie
  • Roamer: rando
  • Pocket: Ma3laa
  • Demoman: Bdonski
  • Medic: Nursey
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#1
55 Frags +

corsa you living meme. what the fuck is that quote

edit:

corsathat quote is from paddie

holy CRINGE ROFL

i typed paddie before i corrected it to corsa. i knew it

corsa you living meme. what the fuck is that quote

edit: [quote=corsa]that quote is from paddie

holy CRINGE ROFL[/quote]
i typed paddie before i corrected it to corsa. i knew it
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#2
71 Frags +

first letter of each sentence:
hminahyww hhihs phdwp

what could this mean

first letter of each sentence:
hminahyww hhihs phdwp

what could this mean
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#3
54 Frags +

that quote is from paddie

holy CRINGE ROFL

that quote is from paddie

holy CRINGE ROFL
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#4
50 Frags +
corsathat quote is from paddie

holy CRINGE ROFL

https://i.imgur.com/s3i1Klp.jpg

[quote=corsa]that quote is from paddie

holy CRINGE ROFL[/quote]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/s3i1Klp.jpg[/img]
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#5
8 Frags +

What A Sad Story . . .

What A Sad Story . . .
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#6
6 Frags +

heartbreaking

heartbreaking
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#7
17 Frags +
corsathat quote is from paddie

holy CRINGE ROFL

wtf

If that quote is actually from paddie and I was given a quote from the wrong person then I'll change the article to be correct

[quote=corsa]that quote is from paddie

holy CRINGE ROFL[/quote]
wtf

If that quote is actually from paddie and I was given a quote from the wrong person then I'll change the article to be correct
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#8
48 Frags +

•TF2 facts!•

Did you know that corsa is the only scout main with 18 extra chromosomes to play on an international level?

•TF2 facts!•

Did you know that corsa is the only scout main with 18 extra chromosomes to play on an international level?
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#9
13 Frags +

This heartless bastard that enjoys torturing white girls needs to be stopped at all costs

This heartless bastard that enjoys torturing white girls needs to be stopped at all costs
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#10
7 Frags +

goodbye sweet prince

goodbye sweet prince
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#11
41 Frags +

this took me way too long

https://youtu.be/7HJp_661ewY

this took me way too long
[youtube]https://youtu.be/7HJp_661ewY[/youtube]
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#12
14 Frags +

Invite anime is the only good anime.

Invite anime is the only good anime.
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#13
5 Frags +

Saddest story World Wide :((

Saddest story World Wide :((
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#14
7 Frags +
Konceptcorsathat quote is from paddie

holy CRINGE ROFL
wtf

If that quote is actually from paddie and I was given a quote from the wrong person then I'll change the article to be correct

no its the correct quote don't listen to that other guy "corsa" or whatever his name was he doesnt know anything :)

[quote=Koncept][quote=corsa]that quote is from paddie

holy CRINGE ROFL[/quote]
wtf

If that quote is actually from paddie and I was given a quote from the wrong person then I'll change the article to be correct[/quote]

no its the correct quote don't listen to that other guy "corsa" or whatever his name was he doesnt know anything :)
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#15
2 Frags +

Til we meet again 5 ping God.

Til we meet again 5 ping God.
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