Attention all my fruits out there! I'm pleased to announce ouoo (n. pron: however you like it, this is your smoothie shop.) fresh, charitable, fruit smoothies! Our delicious ingredients are ethical-- we don't use fruit dirtied by the immorality of the forced work of fine Hispanic men, women, and children. Our recipes are the finest in the land, written by our forefather, the ancient Buddhist Siddhartha himself. We focus on equality-- only forty smoothies are to be sold to members of each ethnicity per day. We love helping people. Half a percent of our proceeds go to charity; helping women get into S.T.E.M. fields. As a community, we can put an end to world hunger by making these delicious fruit smoothies; being one of our customers means that you are taking steps few others dare to. Join hands together and take a gulp of our creamy vegan fruit delicacies.
Stop by ouoo smoothies at 217 Embarcadero Road, in San Francisco, California. We'll be waiting to serve you.
Attention all my fruits out there! I'm pleased to announce [b]ouoo[/b] (n. pron: however you like it, this is [i]your[/i] smoothie shop.) fresh, charitable, fruit smoothies! Our delicious ingredients are ethical-- we don't use fruit dirtied by the immorality of the forced work of fine Hispanic men, women, and children. Our recipes are the finest in the land, written by our forefather, the ancient Buddhist Siddhartha himself. We focus on equality-- only forty smoothies are to be sold to members of each ethnicity per day. We love helping people. Half a percent of our proceeds go to charity; helping women get into S.T.E.M. fields. As a community, we can put an end to world hunger by making these delicious fruit smoothies; being one of our customers means that you are taking steps few others dare to. Join hands together and take a gulp of our creamy vegan fruit delicacies.
Stop by [i]ouoo smoothies[/i] at 217 Embarcadero Road, in San Francisco, California. We'll be waiting to serve you.
smitty_ouoo like uwu???
It's pronounced however you, the customer, want it to be. This fruit smoothie shop is all about serving you, the people.
[quote=smitty_]ouoo like uwu???[/quote]
It's pronounced however [i]you,[/i] the customer, want it to be. This fruit smoothie shop is all about serving [i]you,[/i] the people.