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CIA confirms humans have psychic abilities
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https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00789R002600360002-3.pdf
page 16
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00789R002600180010-4.pdf

CIA just released documents that confirm astral projection and remote viewing are real. New meta for comp TF2 confirmed.

you can literally astral project through choke and find all the stickies

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00789R002600360002-3.pdf
page 16
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00789R002600180010-4.pdf

CIA just released documents that confirm astral projection and remote viewing are real. New meta for comp TF2 confirmed.

you can literally astral project through choke and find all the stickies
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7th player in 6s

7th player in 6s
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wake up sheeple

wake up sheeple
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:o

:o
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Secret to b4nnys success?

Secret to b4nnys success?
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b4nny is a newtype??

b4nny is a newtype??
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PankeymanThis is why they put fluoride into the water. It weakens your third eye, the pineal gland, which is known to produce vast quantities of DMT in the human body. It's the psycho-active enabler for such laden human properties.

Looks like Pank is right once again!

WAKE THE FUCK UP SHEEPLE

i think you were dropped as an infant

[quote=Pankeyman]This is why [i]they[/i] put fluoride into the water. It weakens your third eye, the pineal gland, which is known to produce vast quantities of DMT in the human body. It's the psycho-active enabler for such laden human properties.

Looks like Pank is right once again!

[url=https://youtu.be/uuUZhzd2RGA]WAKE THE FUCK UP SHEEPLE[/url][/quote]
i think you were dropped as an infant
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PankeymanThis is why they put fluoride into the water. It weakens your third eye, the pineal gland, which is known to produce vast quantities of DMT in the human body. It's the psycho-active enabler for such laden human properties.

Looks like Pank is right once again!

WAKE THE FUCK UP SHEEPLE

pankeyman have you decalcified your pineal grand, o woke one

[quote=Pankeyman]This is why [i]they[/i] put fluoride into the water. It weakens your third eye, the pineal gland, which is known to produce vast quantities of DMT in the human body. It's the psycho-active enabler for such laden human properties.

Looks like Pank is right once again!

[url=https://youtu.be/uuUZhzd2RGA]WAKE THE FUCK UP SHEEPLE[/url][/quote]

pankeyman have you decalcified your pineal grand, o woke one
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the fact that you are typing this out so quickly tells me either it's pre-typed or you actually believe this both options worry me deeply

seek help

the fact that you are typing this out so quickly tells me either it's pre-typed or you actually believe this both options worry me deeply

seek help
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i think we have some reptilian shills up in here, can we get a woke moderator on this?

i think we have some reptilian shills up in here, can we get a woke moderator on this?
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actually maybe you should go back to anime

actually maybe you should go back to anime
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Don't discourage him
Keep up the good work pank

Don't discourage him
Keep up the good work pank
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How do I psychic
predict what il do next tftv

How do I psychic
predict what il do next tftv
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wtzHow do I psychic
predict what il do next tftv

Downfrag me

[quote=wtz]How do I psychic
predict what il do next tftv[/quote]
Downfrag me
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wtzHow do I psychic
predict what il do next tftv

lay on your back, close your eyes, and do the whole conscious breathing thing without moving, and imagine yourself swaying back and forth like you're on a hammock. I used to do this when i was younger and i called it airplane rides because it felt like i was flying around my house on my bed, but apparently you can get out of body this way. I've been trying it again recently but have problems with my root chakra so i can't get out of body. Even if you don't get out of body it's pretty relaxing tbh.

[quote=wtz]How do I psychic
predict what il do next tftv[/quote]
lay on your back, close your eyes, and do the whole conscious breathing thing without moving, and imagine yourself swaying back and forth like you're on a hammock. I used to do this when i was younger and i called it airplane rides because it felt like i was flying around my house on my bed, but apparently you can get out of body this way. I've been trying it again recently but have problems with my root chakra so i can't get out of body. Even if you don't get out of body it's pretty relaxing tbh.
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What is the context of these documents?

What is the context of these documents?
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DarkdwarfWhat is the context of these documents?

yeah this is super interesting and all

but what the fuck am I reading

[quote=Darkdwarf]What is the context of these documents?[/quote]
yeah this is super interesting and all

but what the fuck am I reading
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wtzHow do I psychic
predict what il do next tftv
  • I
  • was
  • g0nna
sleep

gn tftv

[quote=wtz]How do I psychic
predict what il do next tftv[/quote]
[list]
[*] I
[*] was
[*] g0nna
[/list]
[code]sleep[/code]
gn tftv
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Quality use of public money.

Quality use of public money.
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CondoMDarkdwarfWhat is the context of these documents?yeah this is super interesting and all

but what the fuck am I reading

TL;DR:

Gov't funded science into researching if remote viewing is an actual phenomenon. The conclusions are vague and the tests use to produce those results are generally discredited. The CIA took over in 1995 and cancelled the project, citing no useful intelligence applications. All this info has been available to the public for years, only you had to physically go to the archives to read these reports until now.

[quote=CondoM][quote=Darkdwarf]What is the context of these documents?[/quote]
yeah this is super interesting and all

but what the fuck am I reading[/quote]
TL;DR:

Gov't funded science into researching if remote viewing is an actual phenomenon. The conclusions are vague and the tests use to produce those results are generally discredited. The CIA took over in 1995 and cancelled the project, citing no useful intelligence applications. All this info has been available to the public for years, only you had to physically go to the archives to read these reports until now.
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i feel like someone played Metal Gear Solid in the 90s and got a little too overzealous when they got to the part where Psycho Mantis reads ur memory card

i feel like someone played Metal Gear Solid in the 90s and got a little too overzealous when they got to the part where Psycho Mantis reads ur memory card
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PankeymanI type so fast because the information is being emitted/emanated from a higher power and source of knowledge outside and beyond my mere brainwaves and physical limitiations of my mindbrain (think of it like connecting your comp to a server, a more vast depository of data). It speaks thru me in the hopes of awakening others to the rising dawn of the truth and the coming golden age of prosperity which shall bless the brotherhood of humanity!

It is YOU who need help and it is I who shall administer the panacea of wisdom!
https://i.imgur.com/4cD1sZg.jpg

If you die in your astral body will you die in your real or will you just wake up

[quote=Pankeyman]I type so fast because the information is being emitted/emanated from a higher power and source of knowledge outside and beyond my mere brainwaves and physical limitiations of my mindbrain (think of it like connecting your comp to a server, a more vast depository of data). It speaks thru me in the hopes of awakening others to the rising dawn of the truth and the coming golden age of prosperity which shall bless the brotherhood of humanity!

It is YOU who need help and it is I who shall administer the panacea of wisdom!
[img]https://i.imgur.com/4cD1sZg.jpg[/img][/quote]

If you die in your astral body will you die in your real or will you just wake up
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cool but why would we ever evolve psychic powers

cool but why would we ever evolve psychic powers
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https://i.imgur.com/UVyMOX9.png

edit: this was on a system of a down video

[img]https://i.imgur.com/UVyMOX9.png[/img]
edit: this was on a system of a down video
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This is going to be my break through!




My

https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/92099/3.0

GROWS!

This is going to be my break through!
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My [img]https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/92099/3.0[/img] GROWS![/b]
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@#21

Basically, the CIA and various other American agencies have been very interested in the potential applications of psychics since, well the beginning really. Several presidents have even employed personal mediums/psychics, etc on occasion. There were extensive attempts to utilize psychics to spy on the USSR, and then a sort of counter-investigation to see if the psychic spying actually worked (project stargate was its name).

For the most part it was discovered that the psychics never produced anything useful, and that in the very few occasions that they did it was likely because the project managers edited the reports later on so as to provide some reason to keep the project going and thus remain employed in an easy job lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Project

@#21

Basically, the CIA and various other American agencies have been very interested in the potential applications of psychics since, well the beginning really. Several presidents have even employed personal mediums/psychics, etc on occasion. There were extensive attempts to utilize psychics to spy on the USSR, and then a sort of counter-investigation to see if the psychic spying actually worked (project stargate was its name).

For the most part it was discovered that the psychics never produced anything useful, and that in the very few occasions that they did it was likely because the project managers edited the reports later on so as to provide some reason to keep the project going and thus remain employed in an easy job lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Project
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@Pankeyman who will win rewind and who will put b4nny in third place?
Use your powers for good.

@Pankeyman who will win rewind and who will put b4nny in third place?
Use your powers for good.
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cnsm@Pankeyman who will win rewind and who will put b4nny in third place?
Use your powers for good.

the answer to that question is

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ske

ez

[quote=cnsm]@Pankeyman who will win rewind and who will put b4nny in third place?
Use your powers for good.[/quote]
the answer to that question is [spoiler]ske[/spoiler]ez
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Is pankeyman a troll or not, I really dont know...

Is pankeyman a troll or not, I really dont know...
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