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so i ordered a pizza
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I got it on dominos online, got it setup for delivery. I waited upstairs and was working on my computer and looked down at my window and saw the car pull up. he got out, pizza in one hand, shut the door and opened my gate. he walked up to the door, turned to the side...

and whipped out his dick

he proceeded to piss on the side of my fence, finished and rang my doorbell.
I wasn't exactly sure what to do, so I opened the door, grabbed the pizza and slammed it and locked it. called the manager and told him everything. the manager knew me from walking over and ordering/pickin up za all the time. this was some new guy they hired and i guess shit hit the fan.

now i got some free domino's credits, but im not exactly sure what to do with it. its like 25 bucks. they said its attached to my phone number, but maybe i can get it put onto a card or something.

so here is the deal, i'll give the card number to whoever can tell the best pizza delivery story (receiving or delivering it yourself) most upvotes wins

I got it on dominos online, got it setup for delivery. I waited upstairs and was working on my computer and looked down at my window and saw the car pull up. he got out, pizza in one hand, shut the door and opened my gate. he walked up to the door, turned to the side...

and whipped out his dick

he proceeded to piss on the side of my fence, finished and rang my doorbell.
I wasn't exactly sure what to do, so I opened the door, grabbed the pizza and slammed it and locked it. called the manager and told him everything. the manager knew me from walking over and ordering/pickin up za all the time. this was some new guy they hired and i guess shit hit the fan.

now i got some free domino's credits, but im not exactly sure what to do with it. its like 25 bucks. they said its attached to my phone number, but maybe i can get it put onto a card or something.

so here is the deal, i'll give the card number to whoever can tell the best pizza delivery story (receiving or delivering it yourself) most upvotes wins
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#2
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wtf

wtf
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#3
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free FOOD?

free FOOD?
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#4
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rando probably wins if he sees this thread

rando probably wins if he sees this thread
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#5
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what did i just read

what did i just read
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#6
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sorry bro i really had to piss

sorry bro i really had to piss
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#7
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25 dollars for that shit

LOL

25 dollars for that shit

LOL
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#8
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$25 of that shit used to be $6 million worth of bitcoins back in 2010

$25 of that shit used to be $6 million worth of bitcoins back in 2010
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#9
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my story is shit...

delivery man "enjoy your pizza"
me "thanks, you too"

my story is shit...

delivery man "enjoy your pizza"
me "thanks, you too"
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#10
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the other night i ordered pizza from dominos during a smash sesh and he was talking to me about melee and brawl and about how roy is by far the best character in melee and that he was really disappointed when nintendo added knuckles to brawl and he reeked of weed and was like 40 years old and asked me for a cigarette and he delivers to my house like once a week now hes the realest pizza guy of all time shoutouts to charles

the other night i ordered pizza from dominos during a smash sesh and he was talking to me about melee and brawl and about how roy is by far the best character in melee and that he was really disappointed when nintendo added knuckles to brawl and he reeked of weed and was like 40 years old and asked me for a cigarette and he delivers to my house like once a week now hes the realest pizza guy of all time shoutouts to charles
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#11
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#12
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I've ordered Papa John's many times here at college and it's almost always delivered by this super old lady, like possibly in her 60s or even older. She drives a jeep with massive tires and curses a good amount and once told me to "watch out for the sluts around here."

One time she was 4 hours late with my pizza because she told me she took a smoke break mid delivery and got her car towed lol

I've ordered Papa John's many times here at college and it's almost always delivered by this super old lady, like possibly in her 60s or even older. She drives a jeep with massive tires and curses a good amount and once told me to "watch out for the sluts around here."

One time she was 4 hours late with my pizza because she told me she took a smoke break mid delivery and got her car towed lol
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#13
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this one time i ordered a pizza and this yellow ugly ass square kid forgot my drink

this one time i ordered a pizza and this yellow ugly ass square kid forgot my drink
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http://www.gayporntimes.com/hardnews/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Pizza-Boy-Gangbang-DVD-Jet-Set-Men.jpg

[img]http://www.gayporntimes.com/hardnews/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Pizza-Boy-Gangbang-DVD-Jet-Set-Men.jpg[/img]
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#15
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Juicythis one time i ordered a pizza and this yellow ugly ass square kid forgot my drink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U9pIU3Egu4

[quote=Juicy]this one time i ordered a pizza and this yellow ugly ass square kid forgot my drink[/quote]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U9pIU3Egu4
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#16
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did your delivery man happen to be bl4nk

did your delivery man happen to be bl4nk
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#17
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okay so its not exactly a pizza delivery but im very experienced in orders literal tons of pizza in total since ive been going to a dangerous dominos thats in my local area, seriously someone got fuckin stabbed there and i was in the area when it happened. anyway, i order pizza almost every day after school and as i was waiting in the dominos for the fuckers to hand over that delicious food, KID YOU NOT, SOME 6TH GRADER WEARING THIS FUCKING SHIT FROM SWORD ART ONLINE CAME WALKING PAST AND THERE WAS A CROWD AROUND HIM, FIRST THING I JUST THROW A ROCK AT HIM, GOT MY PIZZA AND RAN

http://www.skycostume.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/w/sword_art_online_knights_of_the_blood_kazuto_kirigaya_kirito_cosplay_costume-7.jpg

okay so its not exactly a pizza delivery but im very experienced in orders literal tons of pizza in total since ive been going to a dangerous dominos thats in my local area, seriously someone [url=http://pix11.com/2014/11/12/man-fatally-stabbed-inside-brooklyn-pizzeria/]got fuckin stabbed there and i was in the area when it happened.[/url] anyway, i order pizza almost every day after school and as i was waiting in the dominos for the fuckers to hand over that delicious food, KID YOU NOT, SOME 6TH GRADER WEARING THIS FUCKING SHIT FROM SWORD ART ONLINE CAME WALKING PAST AND THERE WAS A CROWD AROUND HIM, FIRST THING I JUST THROW A ROCK AT HIM, GOT MY PIZZA AND RAN

[img]http://www.skycostume.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/w/sword_art_online_knights_of_the_blood_kazuto_kirigaya_kirito_cosplay_costume-7.jpg[/img]
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#18
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u should be more worried about the dominos pizza chef who pissed on a wall in the building then made ur pizza

u should be more worried about the dominos pizza chef who pissed on a wall in the building then made ur pizza
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#19
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did u really eat the pizza after the guy pissed in front of you

thats ebola waiting to happen

did u really eat the pizza after the guy pissed in front of you

thats ebola waiting to happen
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#20
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rosiethe other night i ordered pizza from dominos during a smash sesh and he was talking to me about melee and brawl and about how roy is by far the best character in melee and that he was really disappointed when nintendo added knuckles to brawl and he reeked of weed and was like 40 years old and asked me for a cigarette and he delivers to my house like once a week now hes the realest pizza guy of all time shoutouts to charles

Personally offended

[quote=rosie]the other night i ordered pizza from dominos during a smash sesh and he was talking to me about melee and brawl and about how roy is by far the best character in melee and that he was really disappointed when nintendo added knuckles to brawl and he reeked of weed and was like 40 years old and asked me for a cigarette and he delivers to my house like once a week now hes the realest pizza guy of all time shoutouts to charles[/quote]

Personally offended
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#21
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indecencySOME 6TH GRADER WEARING THIS FUCKING SHIT FROM SWORD ART ONLINE CAME WALKING PAST AND THERE WAS A CROWD AROUND HIM, FIRST THING I JUST THROW A ROCK AT HIM, GOT MY PIZZA AND RAN

You threw a rock at a 6th grader for cosplaying?

[quote=indecency]SOME 6TH GRADER WEARING THIS FUCKING SHIT FROM SWORD ART ONLINE CAME WALKING PAST AND THERE WAS A CROWD AROUND HIM, FIRST THING I JUST THROW A ROCK AT HIM, GOT MY PIZZA AND RAN[/quote]

You threw a rock at a 6th grader for cosplaying?
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#22
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http://veryman.expert/#

http://veryman.expert/#
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#23
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I ordered some pizza hut but didn't have enough change, so i invited the delivery guy yo come into my messy apartment and help me search. which he did.

I ordered some pizza hut but didn't have enough change, so i invited the delivery guy yo come into my messy apartment and help me search. which he did.
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#24
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Also I deliver pizza and can say having to pee is the worst while you're delivering. I'd be lying if I said I hadnt ever considered doing this.

As for my story: One day we got a new employee. Guy looked shifty as fuck but let's be honest I deliver pizza, what do you expect. I walked him through procedures and stuff and went on a delivery. When I come back to the store there is an ambulance and cop car parked out front. Confident that this new guy stabbed my boss in the throat I walk inside. Turns out the guy had gone to the bathroom during his shift and shot up heroine, then proceeded to fall asleep while washing dishes. Apparently he just kinda stopped washing and laid down on our gross ass floors.

Also I deliver pizza and can say having to pee is the worst while you're delivering. I'd be lying if I said I hadnt ever considered doing this.

As for my story: One day we got a new employee. Guy looked shifty as fuck but let's be honest I deliver pizza, what do you expect. I walked him through procedures and stuff and went on a delivery. When I come back to the store there is an ambulance and cop car parked out front. Confident that this new guy stabbed my boss in the throat I walk inside. Turns out the guy had gone to the bathroom during his shift and shot up heroine, then proceeded to fall asleep while washing dishes. Apparently he just kinda stopped washing and laid down on our gross ass floors.
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#25
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iFY_I ordered some pizza hut but didn't have enough change, so i invited the delivery guy yo come into my messy apartment and help me search. which he did.

how long did this exactly take

[quote=iFY_]I ordered some pizza hut but didn't have enough change, so i invited the delivery guy yo come into my messy apartment and help me search. which he did.[/quote]

how long did this exactly take
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#26
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one time our driver at dominos locked himself out of his own car and managed to do 2 deliveries in 4 hours

one time our driver at dominos locked himself out of his own car and managed to do 2 deliveries in 4 hours
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#27
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I'm sorry bro, I just really had to take a leak. Thanks for getting me fired asshat.

I'm sorry bro, I just really had to take a leak. Thanks for getting me fired asshat.
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#28
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futureiFY_I ordered some pizza hut but didn't have enough change, so i invited the delivery guy yo come into my messy apartment and help me search. which he did.
how long did this exactly take

I cant remember. all i remember is him on the floor looking for change under my couch.

[quote=future][quote=iFY_]I ordered some pizza hut but didn't have enough change, so i invited the delivery guy yo come into my messy apartment and help me search. which he did.[/quote]

how long did this exactly take[/quote]
I cant remember. all i remember is him on the floor looking for change under my couch.
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#29
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MasterKuniindecencySOME 6TH GRADER WEARING THIS FUCKING SHIT FROM SWORD ART ONLINE CAME WALKING PAST AND THERE WAS A CROWD AROUND HIM, FIRST THING I JUST THROW A ROCK AT HIM, GOT MY PIZZA AND RAN
You threw a rock at a 6th grader for cosplaying?

yes

[quote=MasterKuni][quote=indecency]SOME 6TH GRADER WEARING THIS FUCKING SHIT FROM SWORD ART ONLINE CAME WALKING PAST AND THERE WAS A CROWD AROUND HIM, FIRST THING I JUST THROW A ROCK AT HIM, GOT MY PIZZA AND RAN[/quote]

You threw a rock at a 6th grader for cosplaying?[/quote] yes
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#30
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i thought i had more money and when the pizza got to my house i had like $30 for a $29 bill and didnt really tip him.

ordered another pizza the next day and got the same pizza guy and gave him a huge tip to make up for the day before and he wouldn't give me the pizza. told me something was wrong with this one and he needed to go back for a new one

i thought i had more money and when the pizza got to my house i had like $30 for a $29 bill and didnt really tip him.

ordered another pizza the next day and got the same pizza guy and gave him a huge tip to make up for the day before and he wouldn't give me the pizza. told me something was wrong with this one and he needed to go back for a new one
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