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I wrote a litte tf2 short story :)
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jerma and star's misadventures in college 2

by rusemaster-pauladeen, Apr 16, 2014, 2:25:04 AM
Literature / Fan Fiction / Romance

Jerma and Star_ and Mal3a all have fuck
They all fuck each others assholes

The most anticipated sequel to any entertainment franchise literally fucking ever in any thing ever.

(a/n: This one is a little innapropriate for little FUCKERS like you, so you might wanna go WALTZ back to your fucking CHATEAU like a little BITCH and finger yourself in your GAY fucking MAN CLIT YOU LITTLE BITCH.
This one isn't for you
this one is gonna be BRUTAL)

SECTION 1

Three years after the events of their peenybutt adventure, Jerma and Star were busy enjoying some nice FUCK as they usually do.
"WHIP ME RIGHT IN THE FUKCING ASSHOLE YOU BRUTAL FUCKING WHORE" star screamed, actually literally like pinching one of his nipples right the fuck off.
"YOU WANNA FUCKING DIE HAVING FUCK RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW BITCH" jerma brutale'd.
"THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU FUCKING SHIT GUZZLING HORSE ASSHOLE RAPIST" star literally just even.
(a/n: star and jerma arent mlp ocs anymore like they were in my last fanfic but the ocs are their fursonas now and they sometimes bring them out when theyre having make)
Suddenly there was a knock on their front door that they didn't hear but jermas mom heard and she opened it.
The door.
She opened.
The door.
and ma3la was there
"HEY DICK MONGRELS THERES A DEGENERATE PIECE OF LIKE ACTUAL HUMAN GARBAGE HERE TO SEE YOU"
"ALRIGHT SEND HIM DOWN"
As soon as ma3la opened the door to the fuck dungeon, the putrid, delicious scent of unwashed gamer ass was wayyyy to brutal for his ass stench dm so he immediately donned a leather horse mask hanging on a nearby coat peg that was also used for ass fuck.
"hey ma3la hows it going" jerma said, coated head to toe in peanut oil and ass nectar.
"good, you."
"pretty good, just teaching star here how to FUCK INTO HIS ANUS"
"so thats why he's not in the mumble right now"
"yeah"
"aight. i kinda wanted to play csgo with him but ya no"
"he'll be done in a sec"
"k"
The mumble went quiet for a while, oh wait star and jerma would not SHUT THE FUCK UP.
"WILL YOU GUYS SHUT THE ACTUAL ASS FUCK UP IM MUTING YOU"
"dang i have never seen ma3la go BALLISTIC before holy shit" jerma paused, wiping off his hands, lower arms, and even ELBOWS.
All of which were fucking ripped to fucking fuck.
Like i said
brutal.

SECTION 2 OF FUCK HAPPEN

Jerma got pretty bored after a while, so he sent ma3la a message on steam asking him to come back into the mumble.
Like
a message on STEAM
like
THE STEAM
COMING OFF OF HIS CHEST CUZ HE WAS SO FUCKING BRUTAL
So ma3la did
do that.
"what do you want." ma3la said.
"i was wondering if could ring bottom bitch in about a half hour"
"idk i dont play much fuck dude man"
"cmon me and star are getting bored and we wanna have a peg"
"wait what? whats a peg"
"a "pick ep game". a "peg"
"oooooook."
"oh wait i was thinking of like videogame na man we just gonna have fuck int he asshole k"
"sounds pgud"
Pgud
isn't even a word its just like a fucking bastardous mistake of english developement
fucking shit

SECTION 3 IS THE ONE WHERE THEY FINALLY MAKE FUCK

Ma3la's whole body trembled with a bizarre mixture of nervousness and excitement. He had never before experienced relations with someone other than a women before, and had no idea what to expect. He was intriguied by the things he felt about star and jerma, and how he wanted to take part in their beautiful, perfectly normal, healthy relationship. He also was hesitant, the thought of taking another grown man sexually being entirely alien to him. He had no idea what to expect. Like zero. Like none.
Thats probably why he fucked it up.
(a/n: s=star, j=jerma, m=mailer kktybbs)
j:MALEA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
m: (removes dick frum mouth2talk)wat jeez what did i do
j: YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO USE TEETH WHEN SUCKING PENUS THIS SHIT IS UNPLAYABLE
s: godamn faggot nice choke you LOST MID for us
j: HOLY FUCK
m: well alright what now
j: *sighs* well we cant really have buttsecks bcuz SOMEONE tore my dick up like the fuckin marked men from the lonesome road dlc
(a/n: if you dont know wtf that is the marked men are like srsly torn up like cheese pizza face lookin mothas now just imagine that on jermas dick also IMAGINE JERMAS DICK FUCKIN
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ)
s: ooohhhhh but daddyyyy i need your big, meaty load sooo baaaad
m:WHAT THE FUCK
j:dude that is fucking gross dude like i didnt know STAR WORKED AT THE AIRPORT...
...
...
CUZ HES GOT HELLA BAGGAGE
m: meatshot godamn 8)
j: aright i GUESS we could try some fisting here if you boys feel up2it
s: sounds good to me
m: OOOOOO IDK SENPAI....BAKA
j:you are a FAGGOT GODAMN

So then they tried fisting.
Star went first, being undoubtedly the most experienced and stretchiest of the two.\
j: alright I HOPE YOURE READY FAGGOT
S: I AM READY FAGGER
Ma3la closed his eyes, because it was 2brutal for him to look directly at it.
Its like a friggin
ass eclipse
like the ass is completely covering the fist and you dont wanna look at it bcuz when a little bit of the fist comes from out behind the ass its gonna shine 50 times as bright as the whole fist being their and youre gonna go blind.

KER PLOP

the fist made an audible really gross sound as stars anus fully swallowed it up.
j: aight that was pretty good, now its your turn "male"a

m: ok....
Ma3la hesitantly took off his dainty underthings and positioned his anus below jermas oiled, ready fist.

j: Ok imma go slowly now. On three ok?
m: .................................................baka
j: three, TWO
Jerma fucking shoved it in there WHOLE fist first like a fucking brutal master and started diggin around like a fucking carnival claw toy.

m: FUCKING HOLYFUCK NIGERIA ECUADOR CHOCOLATE CHIP BATMAN
s: ;_; is so brutalful

It was NOT so brutalful, however, when jerma pulled out a good handful of distended rectum.

m: WHY WHY WHY WHYW HYW WHY WY WHWY HWY
s: IM NEVER EATING GROUND BEEF AGAIN
j: well I, FOR ONE THINK IT LOOKS LIKE A ROSE AND YOU GUYS HAFTA RESPECT MY SENSITIVE SIDE

Then jerma went on a big fucking monologue about being treated like a big angry bear and his feelings and shit.

Which is when you realized that jerma was the heavy AND THIS IS A TF2 FANFICTION NOW.

which is also when ma3la gave birth to jesus

jerma and star's misadventures in college 2

by rusemaster-pauladeen, Apr 16, 2014, 2:25:04 AM
Literature / Fan Fiction / Romance

Jerma and Star_ and Mal3a all have fuck
They all fuck each others assholes

The most anticipated sequel to any entertainment franchise literally fucking ever in any thing ever.

(a/n: This one is a little innapropriate for little FUCKERS like you, so you might wanna go WALTZ back to your fucking CHATEAU like a little BITCH and finger yourself in your GAY fucking MAN CLIT YOU LITTLE BITCH.
This one isn't for you
this one is gonna be BRUTAL)

SECTION 1

Three years after the events of their peenybutt adventure, Jerma and Star were busy enjoying some nice FUCK as they usually do.
"WHIP ME RIGHT IN THE FUKCING ASSHOLE YOU BRUTAL FUCKING WHORE" star screamed, actually literally like pinching one of his nipples right the fuck off.
"YOU WANNA FUCKING DIE HAVING FUCK RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW BITCH" jerma brutale'd.
"THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU FUCKING SHIT GUZZLING HORSE ASSHOLE RAPIST" star literally just even.
(a/n: star and jerma arent mlp ocs anymore like they were in my last fanfic but the ocs are their fursonas now and they sometimes bring them out when theyre having make)
Suddenly there was a knock on their front door that they didn't hear but jermas mom heard and she opened it.
The door.
She opened.
The door.
and ma3la was there
"HEY DICK MONGRELS THERES A DEGENERATE PIECE OF LIKE ACTUAL HUMAN GARBAGE HERE TO SEE YOU"
"ALRIGHT SEND HIM DOWN"
As soon as ma3la opened the door to the fuck dungeon, the putrid, delicious scent of unwashed gamer ass was wayyyy to brutal for his ass stench dm so he immediately donned a leather horse mask hanging on a nearby coat peg that was also used for ass fuck.
"hey ma3la hows it going" jerma said, coated head to toe in peanut oil and ass nectar.
"good, you."
"pretty good, just teaching star here how to FUCK INTO HIS ANUS"
"so thats why he's not in the mumble right now"
"yeah"
"aight. i kinda wanted to play csgo with him but ya no"
"he'll be done in a sec"
"k"
The mumble went quiet for a while, oh wait star and jerma would not SHUT THE FUCK UP.
"WILL YOU GUYS SHUT THE ACTUAL ASS FUCK UP IM MUTING YOU"
"dang i have never seen ma3la go BALLISTIC before holy shit" jerma paused, wiping off his hands, lower arms, and even ELBOWS.
All of which were fucking ripped to fucking fuck.
Like i said
brutal.

SECTION 2 OF FUCK HAPPEN

Jerma got pretty bored after a while, so he sent ma3la a message on steam asking him to come back into the mumble.
Like
a message on STEAM
like
THE STEAM
COMING OFF OF HIS CHEST CUZ HE WAS SO FUCKING BRUTAL
So ma3la did
do that.
"what do you want." ma3la said.
"i was wondering if could ring bottom bitch in about a half hour"
"idk i dont play much fuck dude man"
"cmon me and star are getting bored and we wanna have a peg"
"wait what? whats a peg"
"a "pick ep game". a "peg"
"oooooook."
"oh wait i was thinking of like videogame na man we just gonna have fuck int he asshole k"
"sounds pgud"
Pgud
isn't even a word its just like a fucking bastardous mistake of english developement
fucking shit

SECTION 3 IS THE ONE WHERE THEY FINALLY MAKE FUCK

Ma3la's whole body trembled with a bizarre mixture of nervousness and excitement. He had never before experienced relations with someone other than a women before, and had no idea what to expect. He was intriguied by the things he felt about star and jerma, and how he wanted to take part in their beautiful, perfectly normal, healthy relationship. He also was hesitant, the thought of taking another grown man sexually being entirely alien to him. He had no idea what to expect. Like zero. Like none.
Thats probably why he fucked it up.
(a/n: s=star, j=jerma, m=mailer kktybbs)
j:MALEA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
m: (removes dick frum mouth2talk)wat jeez what did i do
j: YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO USE TEETH WHEN SUCKING PENUS THIS SHIT IS UNPLAYABLE
s: godamn faggot nice choke you LOST MID for us
j: HOLY FUCK
m: well alright what now
j: *sighs* well we cant really have buttsecks bcuz SOMEONE tore my dick up like the fuckin marked men from the lonesome road dlc
(a/n: if you dont know wtf that is the marked men are like srsly torn up like cheese pizza face lookin mothas now just imagine that on jermas dick also IMAGINE JERMAS DICK FUCKIN
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ)
s: ooohhhhh but daddyyyy i need your big, meaty load sooo baaaad
m:WHAT THE FUCK
j:dude that is fucking gross dude like i didnt know STAR WORKED AT THE AIRPORT...
...
...
CUZ HES GOT HELLA BAGGAGE
m: meatshot godamn 8)
j: aright i GUESS we could try some fisting here if you boys feel up2it
s: sounds good to me
m: OOOOOO IDK SENPAI....BAKA
j:you are a FAGGOT GODAMN

So then they tried fisting.
Star went first, being undoubtedly the most experienced and stretchiest of the two.\
j: alright I HOPE YOURE READY FAGGOT
S: I AM READY FAGGER
Ma3la closed his eyes, because it was 2brutal for him to look directly at it.
Its like a friggin
ass eclipse
like the ass is completely covering the fist and you dont wanna look at it bcuz when a little bit of the fist comes from out behind the ass its gonna shine 50 times as bright as the whole fist being their and youre gonna go blind.

KER PLOP

the fist made an audible really gross sound as stars anus fully swallowed it up.
j: aight that was pretty good, now its your turn "male"a

m: ok....
Ma3la hesitantly took off his dainty underthings and positioned his anus below jermas oiled, ready fist.

j: Ok imma go slowly now. On three ok?
m: .................................................baka
j: three, TWO
Jerma fucking shoved it in there WHOLE fist first like a fucking brutal master and started diggin around like a fucking carnival claw toy.

m: FUCKING HOLYFUCK NIGERIA ECUADOR CHOCOLATE CHIP BATMAN
s: ;_; is so brutalful

It was NOT so brutalful, however, when jerma pulled out a good handful of distended rectum.

m: WHY WHY WHY WHYW HYW WHY WY WHWY HWY
s: IM NEVER EATING GROUND BEEF AGAIN
j: well I, FOR ONE THINK IT LOOKS LIKE A ROSE AND YOU GUYS HAFTA RESPECT MY SENSITIVE SIDE

Then jerma went on a big fucking monologue about being treated like a big angry bear and his feelings and shit.

Which is when you realized that jerma was the heavy AND THIS IS A TF2 FANFICTION NOW.

which is also when ma3la gave birth to jesus
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haha

haha
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INCOMING 3RD PART TO OUR EMMY-LOSING TRILOGY

INCOMING 3RD PART TO OUR EMMY-LOSING TRILOGY
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I like it

I like it
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great job, dude!

great job, dude!
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>jerma and star's misadventures
didn't read after reading that

>jerma and star's misadventures
didn't read after reading that
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ok

ok
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i stopped reading when i read your name

i stopped reading when i read your name
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I recommend webmd if u wanna stop

I recommend webmd if u wanna stop
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jerma and star's misadventures in college 2

by rusemaster-pauladeen, Apr 16, 2014, 2:25:04 AM

Apr 16, 2014

p sure he stopped months ago

jerma and star's misadventures in college 2

by rusemaster-pauladeen, Apr 16, 2014, 2:25:04 AM

Apr 16, 2014

p sure he stopped months ago
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