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3rd highest division scout LFT
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#1
29 Frags +

My team is going to die after this season so I'm gonna try and get my name out there early for the next season of esea-o.

I'm looking for a team with experienced players that is capable of making playoffs in open. I'd say that I have pretty good DM, with my biggest strengths being my movement, communication, gimmicky plays creativity, and off classing abilities. I play soap and mge a lot so you will definitely see improvement in my DM as time goes on.

Past teams:
Classical Mixtape (S12) 6-10-0 (only played the 2nd half of the season)
Friendship Quilting Club (S13) 4-8-0.

I know the records up there aren't that great but Friendship Quilting Club was the king of internet issues, roster issues, mouse issues, and various other excuses.

I can scrim everyday from 8:30 EST until whenever we stop scrimming lol. Just to warn ya, I will be trying my best not to play too many vidya gaems during the offseason because its my 2nd trimester of my junior year of high school so I'll probably be one of those lame people that try and get good grades in school.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRZaU5CMmG8

sry for it being so long <3

My team is going to die after this season so I'm gonna try and get my name out there early for the next season of esea-o.

I'm looking for a team with experienced players that is capable of making playoffs in open. I'd say that I have pretty good DM, with my biggest strengths being my movement, communication, [s]gimmicky plays[/s] creativity, and off classing abilities. I play soap and mge a lot so you will definitely see improvement in my DM as time goes on.

Past teams:
Classical Mixtape (S12) 6-10-0 (only played the 2nd half of the season)
Friendship Quilting Club (S13) 4-8-0.

I know the records up there aren't that great but Friendship Quilting Club was the king of internet issues, roster issues, mouse issues, and various other excuses.

I can scrim everyday from 8:30 EST until whenever we stop scrimming lol. Just to warn ya, I will be trying my best not to play too many vidya gaems during the offseason because its my 2nd trimester of my junior year of high school so I'll probably be one of those lame people that try and get good grades in school.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRZaU5CMmG8[/youtube]


sry for it being so long <3
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#2
0 Frags +
capnfapnI know the records up there aren't that great but Friendship Quilting Club was the king of internet issues, roster issues, mouse issues, and various other excuses.

I can back capn up on this if something could go wrong during our match it would and we would end up getting rolled because we were essentially 4 or 5 up at all times.

Capn is a really good scout you should pick him up. He can shoot things on the flank and has gotten a lot smarter this season. He can easily kill things and make big plays.

Bottom line: if you want someone to come in your mumble at 2 am when you are alone on a weekend and sing to you, capn is your man.

<3

[quote=capnfapn]I know the records up there aren't that great but Friendship Quilting Club was the king of internet issues, roster issues, mouse issues, and various other excuses.
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I can back capn up on this if something could go wrong during our match it would and we would end up getting rolled because we were essentially 4 or 5 up at all times.

Capn is a really good scout you should pick him up. He can shoot things on the flank and has gotten a lot smarter this season. He can easily kill things and make big plays.

Bottom line: if you want someone to come in your mumble at 2 am when you are alone on a weekend and sing to you, capn is your man.

<3
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#3
0 Frags +

I didn't know Austin Mahone play tf2 :P
But seriously, guy is a really good scout, overall nice guy in mumble, a rockstar, a heart-throb and a lady killer.

I didn't know Austin Mahone play tf2 :P
But seriously, guy is a really good scout, overall nice guy in mumble, a rockstar, a heart-throb and a lady killer.
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#4
0 Frags +

YES.

lyrics :

HI my name is capn fapn and i'm looking for a team. I'm on all nights of the week, my social life is pretty sweet... I play scout always good on the flank, and if i'm not i'm standing on a cape, and if i'm not just give me a spank, just want to make sure that my demo doesn't get raped. oh medic i can build your uber hit myself with my boston basher, i'll spend the whole game hitting myself because i can't seem to hit anybody else _ BY CAPNFAPN

YES.

lyrics :

HI my name is capn fapn and i'm looking for a team. I'm on all nights of the week, my social life is pretty sweet... I play scout always good on the flank, and if i'm not i'm standing on a cape, and if i'm not just give me a spank, just want to make sure that my demo doesn't get raped. oh medic i can build your uber hit myself with my boston basher, i'll spend the whole game hitting myself because i can't seem to hit anybody else _ BY CAPNFAPN
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#5
0 Frags +
Griffand if i'm not i'm standing on a cape crate

Beautiful at Scout

[quote=Griff]and if i'm not i'm standing on a [s]cape[/s][b] crate[/b][/quote]

Beautiful at Scout
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#6
2 Frags +

Good-hearted guy that just needs to find a team that is serious about playing through the long haul. Has a legitimately good personality that is actually tolerable to deal with over 3+ months. Furthermore, he's also shown a general willingness to learn - and that's another good mark in his column.

Good-hearted guy that just needs to find a team that is serious about playing through the long haul. Has a legitimately good personality that is actually tolerable to deal with over 3+ months. Furthermore, he's also shown a general willingness to learn - and that's another good mark in his column.
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#7
3 Frags +

He probably has the worst alias in all of tf2 the internet, sleeps less then I do, will make sure to protect your demoman at mids/plays a pretty sick passive scout and has pretty good movement.

Seriously though you should probably change your alias its not like you are immature but if i was making a team id hesitate to pick up the guy whos name has something to do with masturbation in it

I <3 fapn...
well that sounded wrong

gl on your team search

He probably has the worst alias in all of [s]tf2[/s] the internet, sleeps less then I do, will make sure to protect your demoman at mids/plays a pretty sick passive scout and has pretty good movement.

Seriously though you should probably change your alias its not like you are immature but if i was making a team id hesitate to pick up the guy whos name has something to do with masturbation in it

I <3 fapn...
well that sounded wrong

gl on your team search
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#8
0 Frags +

he's a good scout

he's a good scout
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#9
1 Frags +

fapn, has only spent his time improving his dm, and his gamesense. He has evolved into a player who can not only shoot the gun, but can also think about why he's shooting the gun. A++ pick him up

fapn, has only spent his time improving his dm, and his gamesense. He has evolved into a player who can not only shoot the gun, but can also think about why he's shooting the gun. A++ pick him up
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#10
1 Frags +

hes a really nice guy. still young so has plenty of time. good dm. willing to learn pick him up.

hes a really nice guy. still young so has plenty of time. good dm. willing to learn pick him up.
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#11
1 Frags +

works well with pretty much any scout partner. will contribute comms/concerns/teamwork frequently.

works well with pretty much any scout partner. will contribute comms/concerns/teamwork frequently.
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#12
1 Frags +

seems nice and has good dm

seems nice and has good dm
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#13
1 Frags +

Great scout, best scout buddy NA. He's fun and chill to play with, has good DM and good gamesense.

10/10 would send Christmas card to again

Great scout, best scout buddy NA. He's fun and chill to play with, has good DM and good gamesense.

10/10 would send Christmas card to again
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#14
-2 Frags +

Has made sizable strides in improving his posting, 8/10 in my book would recommend

Has made sizable strides in improving his posting, 8/10 in my book would recommend
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#15
2 Frags +

General Masturbation is probably my favorite person to play TF2 with. He is light-hearted and fun, but still takes the game serious without foaming at the mouth with rage. He is pretty much the perfect player, just needs the care and nurturing to get better, which he takes to quickly.

General Masturbation is probably my favorite person to play TF2 with. He is light-hearted and fun, but still takes the game serious without foaming at the mouth with rage. He is pretty much the perfect player, just needs the care and nurturing to get better, which he takes to quickly.
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#16
2 Frags +

Really one of the best scouts out there. He also has this personality it sticks on you like napalm and burns straight to your soul.

Really one of the best scouts out there. He also has this personality it sticks on you like napalm and burns straight to your soul.
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#17
13 Frags +

hes not bad at mge.

and I LOVE MGE

hes not bad at mge.

and I LOVE MGE
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#18
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play with me and applesauz oh capn my capn

play with me and applesauz oh capn my capn
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#19
1 Frags +

capn is a nice jewish boy from a nice jewish family

also plays the guitar

capn is a nice jewish boy from a nice jewish family

also plays the guitar
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#20
0 Frags +

nice guy and a good scout, pick him up

nice guy and a good scout, pick him up
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#21
3 Frags +

you should use your musical talents to get laid like in the movies when the guy plays the guitar below the girl's window who seems to be the only semi-decent looking female in the entire school type of deal.

you should use your musical talents to get laid like in the movies when the guy plays the guitar below the girl's window who seems to be the only semi-decent looking female in the entire school type of deal.
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#22
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Saltysally1you should use your musical talents to get laid like in the movies when the guy plays the guitar below the girl's window who seems to be the only semi-decent looking female in the entire school type of deal.

yeah and I'll play the song Wonderwall while wearing a fedora!

Ruwinhes not bad at mge.

and I LOVE MGE

Wait there are people that you can stomp even harder than me in mge?
thanks ruwin <3

Thank you everybody else for your nice words and honest opinions :>

[quote=Saltysally1]you should use your musical talents to get laid like in the movies when the guy plays the guitar below the girl's window who seems to be the only semi-decent looking female in the entire school type of deal.[/quote]

yeah and I'll play the song Wonderwall while wearing a fedora!

[quote=Ruwin]hes not bad at mge.

and I LOVE MGE[/quote]

Wait there are people that you can stomp even harder than me in mge?
thanks ruwin <3

Thank you everybody else for your nice words and honest opinions :>
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#23
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This guy is beautiful. I want to marry him as my partner. Ecks dee. <3 GL.

This guy is beautiful. I want to marry him as my partner. Ecks dee. <3 GL.
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#24
-1 Frags +

been playing with this guy since I first started, pretty cool guy and a solid scout.
would pickup/10

been playing with this guy since I first started, pretty cool guy and a solid scout.
would pickup/10
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#25
-1 Frags +

He's really chill and an awesome scout, hes always getting better and is a complete boss of a player.
<3

He's really chill and an awesome scout, hes always getting better and is a complete boss of a player.
<3
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#26
2 Frags +

Beautiful, simply beautiful

Beautiful, simply beautiful
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#27
0 Frags +

Best video ever, also very great guy, pick him up!

Best video ever, also very great guy, pick him up!
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#28
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i dont have a witty comment so ill just leave on of my handmade images

http://i.imgur.com/khUT27t.png

i dont have a witty comment so ill just leave on of my handmade images

[img]http://i.imgur.com/khUT27t.png[/img]
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#29
1 Frags +

coolest person ever and a great signer, Invite marketing.

Saw him play scout and he was wreking sheet

coolest person ever and a great signer, Invite marketing.

Saw him play scout and he was wreking sheet
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#30
1 Frags +

really great scout, will wreck shizzz

still waiting for us to do that duet someday

really great scout, will wreck shizzz

still waiting for us to do that duet someday
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