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ESEA S28 W8: Ascent vs. New God Flow
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Completed
DATE
Thursday, Jul 12th
TIME
11:00 PM EDT
STREAM
TFTV1
ABOUT

You are at your desk, playing Team Fortress 2. You begin to feel thirsty and exit your game. Strolling down to the local corner store, you walk to the bottled water section and see two brands of water that catch your eye.

On one side is a bottle of water, with a beautiful mountainous logo. The company, touting its establishment year of 2015, has gone through turbulent roster changes in recent years until it eventually formed its current roster in the current season with a mix of swift and ascended waters. With a 10-2 record in the Regular Season, and only beaten in the season by a creamery called froyotech, it appears to be the favorite in your eyes and the better water.

But on the other shelf, you spot a bottle of Fiji. You read the label. It reads "Take a sip and feel that New God Flow." While it also advertises itself as containing ascended swift waters, it also touts its handcrafted bottle carved with scizors. While it doesn't seem to be your favorite at the moment, it does have the potential to surprise you and overcome your first choice, as Evian had beaten it earlier in the season. With a 7-5 record and currently on a winning streak, anything could happen.

You are left indecisive. You call your friends, Marxist and drshdwpuppet, who will discuss the better team, with Morris helping showcase the discussion.

Match Page | Written by bleghfarec
MAP 1
Map TBD
Ascent ? New God Flow 0 - 0
Players CL DPM DMG K A D HR% HR CPC MP UC UCD
Ascent-Nursey 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ascent-xaler 0 0 0 0 0 0% 0 0 0
Ascent-marmaloo 0 0 0 0 0 0% 0 0 0
Ascent-aim 0 0 0 0 0 0% 0 0 0
Ascent-yight 0 0 0 0 0 0% 0 0 0
Ascent-phlps 0 0 0 0 0 0% 0 0 0
Players CL DPM DMG K A D HR% HR CPC MP UC UCD
-FLOW phorofor 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
-FLOW dingo 0 0 0 0 0 0% 0 0 0
-FLOW sigh 0 0 0 0 0 0% 0 0 0
-FLOW marmadukeGRYLLS 0 0 0 0 0 0% 0 0 0
-FLOW Paddie 0 0 0 0 0 0% 0 0 0
-FLOW EvilMrMuffinz 0 0 0 0 0 0% 0 0 0
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#1
25 Frags +

That description really whet my appetite for this match.

That description really whet my appetite for this match.
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#2
23 Frags +

Writeup of the season tbh

Writeup of the season tbh
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#3
4 Frags +

this is fake because no team fortress 2 player would ever voluntarily go outside

this is fake because no team fortress 2 player would ever voluntarily go outside
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#4
1 Frags +

Should be Fiji water.

Should be Fiji water.
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#5
5 Frags +
WackyfireballShould be Fiji water.

you saw nothing

[quote=Wackyfireball]Should be Fiji water.[/quote]

you saw nothing
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#6
6 Frags +

heres hoping new god flow can make a splash with this game

heres hoping new god flow can make a splash with this game
7
#7
4 Frags +

Go Morris!

also scrim logs from the last few days have dingo on demo again it would seem.

Go Morris!

also scrim logs from the last few days have dingo on demo again it would seem.
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#8
10 Frags +

Im so thirsty

Im so thirsty
9
#9
7 Frags +

new god flow fuck everything else

new god flow fuck everything else
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#10
3 Frags +
it does have the potential to surprise you and overcome your first choice, as Evian had beaten it earlier in the season

who is Evian in this analogy? Mentality? MAL?

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someone needs to photoshop a bottle of Evian with one of their logos
[quote] it does have the potential to surprise you and overcome your first choice, as Evian had beaten it earlier in the season[/quote]
who is Evian in this analogy? Mentality? MAL?
[spoiler]someone needs to photoshop a bottle of Evian with one of their logos[/spoiler]
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#11
7 Frags +

The ascended waters just got a little less swift :(

The ascended waters just got a little less swift :(
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#12
0 Frags +

Go Arrowhead!

Go Arrowhead!
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#13
5 Frags +

https://clips.twitch.tv/DeafFurrySangAliens

i screamed

https://clips.twitch.tv/DeafFurrySangAliens

i screamed
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