straight off the front page of reddit

I shoot my feet to see how fast I can travel

I stroke my penis

I bat balls

I miserably spend my time looking at textbooks and attempt to understand information so I can hopefully get a fancy sheet of paper in a few years with my name on it

I make a living by selling hats to nerds

I watch cartoons

I kill unsuspecting women that are walking home from work.

i push squares

WTF

Anyway my hobby is watching 22 men kick balls around for 1.5 hours

i kidnap fish with colorful metal snares only to release back to their homes traumatized

I see who would die last in a bear chase in a paced, competitive enviroment

I yell at a silicon based devices because I am unable to click buttons correctly

You Were Late To The Party

but You Were Still The Life Of It

join date january 18 2017

I frequently break G strings while fingering A minor I make noise with wires

i press keys that trigger tiny hammers to hit strings, producing sound

i pretend to be a fish

I make sentences with random symbols together so that a machine can read it because the machine is my slave and does whatever I tell it to.

i click on people until theyre not on my screen anymore

i repeatedly blow and draw out of small iron holes in a certain pattern trying to recreate how dead people in the 20th century would do the same thing

I hurt myself so that the person keeping me alive can reach their climax, and then I go hurt other people, so that my friends can stand on a circle in front of a couple doors. Competitively.

i look at symbols with predefined meanings and try to make sense of it

I cultivate crops and raise livestock but not in real life but rather in a virtual first person shooter.

same

I lose finger play hard song

i play virtual game on computer with acquaintances

hit things so they make noise

i hit rubber with a stick into a nylon enclosed opening while using steel to carve into frozen water for balance

Traveling at high speed balancing on death traps