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the worst team in open looking for pocket
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#1
18 Frags +

Heya.

So we're in the market for a pocket soldier again. We've had a really disappointing season, yeah, but we're sticking together anyway because we enjoy each other's company, we don't throw shitfits over our failures, we know we can turn things around for us again, and we aren't egotistical quitter dicklickers. We are:

Scouts: Abramelin and Kohaku
Pocket: YOU!!?!!??!11?!!1!?/!11!
Roamer: LdK
Demo: conductor
Medic: crumpet
Backups: FFG and Wintersun

We're looking for a soldier who can both hold his own with us DM-wise, generally be intelligent and EFFICIENT about pushing, can scrim Sunday to Thursday from about 9-11 EST, and preferably know how to take a joke. If you think that's you, add me, Kohaku. We might be THE WORST TEAM IN OPEN but we're also the funnest team in open. Also sponsored by the McRib Locator. Hit me up.

EDIT: we got someone rip see you dumpasses next season

Heya.

So we're in the market for a pocket soldier again. We've had a really disappointing season, yeah, but we're sticking together anyway because we enjoy each other's company, we don't throw shitfits over our failures, we know we can turn things around for us again, and we aren't egotistical quitter dicklickers. We are:

Scouts: Abramelin and Kohaku
Pocket: YOU!!?!!??!11?!!1!?/!11!
Roamer: LdK
Demo: conductor
Medic: crumpet
Backups: FFG and Wintersun

We're looking for a soldier who can both hold his own with us DM-wise, generally be intelligent and [b]EFFICIENT[/b] about pushing, can scrim Sunday to Thursday from about 9-11 EST, and preferably know how to take a joke. If you think that's you, add me, Kohaku. We might be THE WORST TEAM IN OPEN but we're also the funnest team in open. Also sponsored by the McRib Locator. Hit me up.

EDIT: we got someone rip see you dumpasses next season
2
#2
1 Frags +

cool group of dudes and bird, best of luck to you guys

cool group of dudes and bird, best of luck to you guys
3
#3
0 Frags +

Conductor is my bby gurl <3

Conductor is my bby gurl <3
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#4
0 Frags +

Great to see people sticking together. Best of luck to you.:)

Great to see people sticking together. Best of luck to you.:)
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#5
-1 Frags +

Lights lives in the same city as me, why can't he just chill at my place and play tf2 so that you guys don't need a new feetshooter.
Try me out if Lights is afraid of my house or something.

Lights lives in the same city as me, why can't he just chill at my place and play tf2 so that you guys don't need a new feetshooter.
Try me out if Lights is afraid of my house or something.
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#6
0 Frags +

Any decent pocket that fits their description needs to check them out. gl buds

Any decent pocket that fits their description needs to check them out. gl buds
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#7
0 Frags +

I don't see how this team misses the playoffs next season. Crumpet's a great guy to sit down and pug/scrim/play with if you can get the chance.

I don't see how this team misses the playoffs next season. Crumpet's a great guy to sit down and pug/scrim/play with if you can get the chance.
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#8
3 Frags +

Abramelin is my favorite bird. Please help him get a feetshooterman. :(

Abramelin is my favorite bird. Please help him get a feetshooterman. :(
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#9
4 Frags +

EASILY the best team I have ever been apart of, these guys are all awesome.
If they land someone on pocket who has great comms, they will do exceptionally well.
Crumpet plays a great medic when he isnt dropping Ubers <3

These guys have one of the best flanks in Open, LdK does tons of work on the flank.

PS I MISS YELLING AT YOU

EASILY the best team I have ever been apart of, these guys are all awesome.
If they land someone on pocket who has great comms, they will do exceptionally well.
Crumpet plays a great medic when he isnt dropping Ubers <3

These guys have one of the best flanks in Open, LdK does tons of work on the flank.

PS I MISS YELLING AT YOU
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#10
0 Frags +

rip lights

rip lights
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#11
-1 Frags +

why would you not want to be a part of the worst team in open????

everyone on there is really good, even crumpet

why would you not want to be a part of the worst team in open????

everyone on there is really good, [b]even[/b] crumpet
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#12
0 Frags +

Conductor is a cool guy and mj is #1 bird.

Conductor is a cool guy and mj is #1 bird.
13
#13
0 Frags +

You also get the french backup duo.

Never forget Radis-_-. <3

You also get the french backup duo.

Never forget Radis-_-. <3
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#14
0 Frags +

great group of people here, gl

great group of people here, gl
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#15
0 Frags +

Don't have time to play as a starter but if you want another french guy as backup I'm up ! :D

Don't have time to play as a starter but if you want another french guy as backup I'm up ! :D
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#16
0 Frags +

adsfaagafdfg

adsfaagafdfg
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#17
1 Frags +

I call dibs pocketing s14 when I'm done school in the spring.

WAIT FOR ME

I call dibs pocketing s14 when I'm done school in the spring.

WAIT FOR ME
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#18
2 Frags +

Please join this team with a couple of anime fanboys, a furry, a shut-in with Asperger's, and me.

Please join this team with a couple of anime fanboys, a furry, a shut-in with Asperger's, and me.
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#19
0 Frags +

is this canadian only?

is this canadian only?
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#20
8 Frags +

"everything inside of me tells me that I'm a bird" - ldk 2012

"everything inside of me tells me that I'm a bird" - ldk 2012
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#21
0 Frags +

ldk is a drug dealer

ldk is a drug dealer
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#22
1 Frags +

Cool dudes. cond ratehacks. crumpet drops ubers and then spams a condescending bind at himself.

Cool dudes. cond ratehacks. crumpet drops ubers and then spams a condescending bind at himself.
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#23
2 Frags +

i love and miss these guys

i love and miss these guys
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#24
1 Frags +

Hang in there guys! I will keep a look out for ya! Cheers =)

Hang in there guys! I will keep a look out for ya! Cheers =)
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#25
1 Frags +

very interested in playing pocket i add you!!

very interested in playing pocket i add you!!
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